Will C you in Hell

Republican voters did this to us, and they did it deliberately, and you are nowhere CLOSE to angry enough about that fact.

"You can't block someone just for being annoying!" Those are actually the most important people to block

Jeremy Lewin, or as Elon and the rest of them are calling him in the DOGE alumni groupchat that he's pointedly not in, Jerry Scapegoat.

(for the uninitiated. When one begins a sentence with "streets is saying....," it's equivalent to "unconfirmed reports of.")

This might be the single most out of touch thing I've seen from WaPo this year, and that bar is on the other side of the moon.

Literally begging everyone else to remember that the people who voted for this are the **actual problem** that we need to address. This racist turd and all the other racist turds are just horrific symptoms.

Take a minute and reflect on what a damning indictment it is of the Republican Party -- 1) that "he's stooped so low even Republicans are calling him out" lands as a serious insult, and 2) you're *pretty sure* you know, but you still feel the need to ask who specifically it's referring to.

They're never beating the "a Black man in the Oval Office broke their brains" allegations

You know how sometimes you're talking to somebody and it doesn't matter what they *say*, because some folks just got loud faces? Cindy got a loud face 😆😆

"The choice of location has scrambled NYPD training operations, angering a police union and a Republican lawmaker." Zohran Mamdani fucks with cops, angering two people who no doubt deserve to be staked to an anthill and fed fresh human shit.

It's been a while since I've seen it but is this not LITERALLY what the bad guy was trying to do in Die Another Day?

This joke is very @mckelvie.bsky.social coded, #IYKYK

Damn, White Cowboy Hat is =not= buying in 😆

My heart is heavy. Walter Koenig, our Ensign Pavel Chekov, passed away early today. Walter and I met on the bridge of the Enterprise in the 1960s, and we stayed friends for nearly six decades. When Brad and I married in 2008, Walter stood beside us as our best man.

Catholic Bishops Lay Down With Dogs, Lament Getting Up With Fleas

None of us should forget this. Meta should be subjected to corporate death penalty and permanently broken up into small pieces.

Absolutely not.

Emphatically taps the “if you’re not white, cisgender male, straight, and worth at least eight million dollars the Republican Party does not give a shit about you” sign

One of the dumbest if not the single dumbest motherfucker who has ever lived across the whole of recorded human history sincerely believes he is smarter than anyone else on the planet.

They want him so bad.

We tried "everyone is entitled to an opinion" for three straight decades and all we have to show for it is four thousand cases of measles and a death cult running the government. It's time for people who don't know what they're talking about to shut the fuck up.

Here’s a thought, “evaluating whether to issue mass pardons” is a blanket confession.

Think about all the awful things Republicans are constantly accusing people of, and then think about the fact that it is always, every time, without one =single= exception, projection.

I have never in my entire life been more just **fucking exhausted** of being alive as I am in this moment.

Donald Trump has many, many flaws, in fact he is a collection of flaws without a single virtue, but in my opinion the greatest of his flaws is that he genuinely believes he's smarter than everyone else while in reality being one of the dumbest motherfuckers that has ever lived.

Literally fire all the Democratic fundraising consultants and shut down all these fucking companies.

Aw yiss

my "zero 'coercion' required" t shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt

I was well aware that Donald Trump is a committed pedophile who loves his fellow pedophiles, but I have to admit I'm surprised that Donald Trump loves pedophiles so much that he'll side with them even if it means defending a brown person.

Your premise is sound but if I were you I'd pick another target, I feel like if ANY of the founding fathers is gonna surprise you and jack you up when you try to put him in a joint lock it'll be Ben Franklin.

Way ahead of you, bud.

Damn Murderbot, I feel you on that one.

Got back to the US yesterday. Voted today!! #Vote

Like my mama used to say, "You can't be out here doin' what them white folks be doin'. They'll put us in jail for it."

This damn world won't let us have nothin'.

... gonna shift gears and focus on something else since I just almost accidentally deleted two hours of work.

Microsoft literally told fragile white guys to use AI to compete with Black co-workers.

Trying to imagine the number of people who had to sign off on this thing and must've had MULTIPLE chances to voice even the tiniest objection is frying my brain