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P A L I M R Y A 𓃏

@wyrm.ing

˚₊✧‧₊ first ever lovely insect to receive special dispensation from the ould poachers of the wyrld egg to bleed Profusely in public.. full of love, empty of bladder ♡ ✩‧₊˚ ( ɵ̥̥ ˑ̫ ɵ̥̥) stories/poems/games @ wyrm.ing

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@wyrm.ing

i rarely publish anything before hearing from beta readers, but i made an exception for the story i have in this anthology because i simply felt too guilty to show it to my friends. it’s so punishingly grim that i imagined them feeling sad for days after and was like “i'm just gonna submit it” 😋

Cursed Morsels@cursedmorsels.bsky.social

Folks, in light of resurgent cozy horror discourse, I can promise you that our 2027 release, Cursed Morsels: A Food Systems Horror Anthology, is by far the bleakest thing we've published. I mean, it's doing other things too, but goddamn, is it bleak!

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@wyrm.ing

couldn’t take the abuse, personally. the amount of bigotry i received for being nonbinary was way higher than what i get now for being a doll

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@wyrm.ing

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whenever i see a cynically contrarian take about the film du jour (schoenbrun’s latest or whatever) i assume they watched the movie on 6.5 hours of sleep. is that an insane way to view criticism? um maybe. but bad sleep is more likely than their having hit upon some revelatory vantage

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i’ve begun recording whether i was well-slept as part of my film reviews. so far i’ve disliked 100% of hashtag sleepy movies and liked most of the rest. i’m very dumb and bestial obviously,, but i think everyone else is too. they just don’t notice bc they’re not bugbrain enuf

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one reason i feel confident in saying The Menu is the worst movie i’ve ever seen is that i was perfectly prepared to enjoy it (8hrs sleep, 1.25mg dexedrine, dinner t+ 1hr, had heard good things) and it made me want to hurt everyone involved in its production

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the chicago tgirl baseball game had 4 game-stopping injuries, which makes sense bc we're a frail people. the boston team sucks at baseball but my ex has an in with the celtics' personal orthopedic surgeon, so i'm banking on us maxing out the injury rate and accruing micro-advantages in recovery time

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next year tgirl baseball's gonna look like the paralympics bc of all the injury-induced mobility impairments. we had a girl tear her actual hamstring in the first scrimmage and keep playing. the world says a lot of things about trans athletes but nobody's ever said we're not gluttons for punishment

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i was unsure of this when i published it. i wrote it from the depths of long covid in a year without music. the final paragraphs plagued me for months. i worried the themes and symbols were too many, too messy, too obvious or obscure. i finally read it again, and no. it goes so fucking hard!!! fuck

P A L I M R Y A 𓃏@wyrm.ing

HEAVY AS ALL BREATH: Four thousand words of hightech/lowlife slow-burn slurrypunk parenthood guro, free on itch. Mass, capital, damage. A wombful of slime, a pocketful of opaline teeth. The wholeness of little things. palimrya.itch.io/heavy

palimrya.itch.ioHEAVY AS ALL BREATH by Palimryaslurrypunk parenthood guro
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here are some of my fav names suggested so far for the boston tgirl baseball team. help us pick • Boston Bricks (bc Boston is famous for its ivy league architecture ofc!!) • Boston Bombers (just has a nice ring to it) • Mass[achusetts] Murderers • Red Stockings (maybe a lil too HBS but still cute)

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@wyrm.ing

the actually salient lesbian cultural dichotomy (not trans vs cis or tenderqueer vs dirtbag or radical vs homonationalist) is “wears deodorant vs enjoys life”

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@wyrm.ing

i should get around to publishing my little guromech RPG. playtesters have started referring to it as “mechsploitation”, a genre that didn’t exist back when i designed it (seems really cool though!), & i feel like i’m missing the moment. i’m usually good at finishing projects, but games are hard

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if anyone has experience working with indie RPG publishers (beyond just posting on itch), i’d love some advice, bc i’m a little daunted by the social/industry aspect. here’s a cute lil snippet

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@wyrm.ing

bumbled into a cabinet door last night, which instead of bruising somehow set an orchid petal on my collarbone so delicately that i don’t dare to bend

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@wyrm.ing

as someone who never experienced the feeling called “relaxation” for 3+ decades and now sometimes does, i keep having these dumb moments where i’m like “huh, it’s weird that food can taste really good” or “wow, people are so nice to me…” every good thing in my life feels like this pic

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@wyrm.ing

screenshotted because i don't mean to argue with kind, beleaguered editors. but: i disagree with this perspective! is it hypocritical to use a knife for cutting vegetables if you also oppose stabbings? using a tool to scam people and using a similar tool to prevent scams are totally different things

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in their essay they say AI detectors are biased against marginalized authors (ESL, neurodivergent, etc.), which worries me because it implies that they think humans don't also have those same unconscious biases! we do, which is precisely why it makes sense to triangulate by using multiple methods

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if anyone disagrees with me about this, i'd be very happy to hear their perspective. i think LLM use in the writing industry is a really serious problem, and i worry that we shoot ourselves in the foot when we write off tools just because they remind us of the tools that are causing these problems

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every time i see an old guy in a polo with rly hard nipples i ask if he’s like that youtuber who calluses his hands with “dog medicine” but it always turns out his nipples are hard for typical normal guy reasons

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it’s kinda cunt how much conservative podcaster Theo Von looks like Max from The L Word. the little goatee he gives himself almost feels transphobic

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@wyrm.ing

at morning i apply a finger of chemical sunscreen and a finger of mineral. at night i boof a capsule of prog and swallow the other. superstition? no, simple quotidian palindrome. mirrored crossroads. four paths taken. the legs of my life stretching out in all directions while the torso nods in place

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i really need you all to know that the director of the new Ben Shapiro Daily Wire movie about woke Islamists once wrote, directed, and starred in a forcefem humiliation movie in which he plays a callow, desperate young filmmaker forced to wear effeminate earrings by giantess Ray Wise

Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social

So this is Jonathan Majors' comeback role -- a Daily Wire film about radical Islamic terrorists hijacking "a liberal college’s pro-Palestine encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute infidels," and the "red-blooded students" who fight back. pagesix.com/2026/06/25/h...

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@wyrm.ing

if i had a nickel for every time a beautiful woman showed up to a party at my house and then i found out that she’s a top 100 internationally ranked smash player i’d have like 5 nickels, which.. kinda breaks the format of the joke. that’s like almost enough to buy something

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@wyrm.ing

caught a mosquito drinking gallons of blood from the tiny post-surgery numb spot on the top of my head. you know what, feel free. if it can't itch it might as well be a public fountain

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*Phrased In The Way A Shaolin Monk Or Wuxia Hero Announces The Name Of His Next Zui Quan Technique* Vibe Coded Website Crashes Whole Browser Tab

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@wyrm.ing

aftershow Q&A chat: hey. hey. hey. [dick pic] hey. do yuo want to doll me up. hey. hey. guess im too ugly for u. hey. how did u write the bassline on your 1984 superhit Like A Virgin. hey

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the other day i danced so fast that it really stressed out 2 of my friends. like they got genuinely overstimulated by my cool rapid moves and asked me to stop immediately. i can slow down a lil.. but i gotta dance!!!

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in the same vein i beg you not to waver when transphobes pretend to forget what (sex) "change" means. if i say "oh, you changed your hair!" nobody on earth acts like i'm claiming you've replaced every atom of keratin with a novel substance. people know how words work when they're not being cruel

P A L I M R Y A 𓃏@wyrm.ing

idk why we forfeited "born in the wrong body" just bc transphobes willfully misconstrued it as a metaphysical claim. if u don't play dumb it's clearly a stance-contingent normative or emotive claim, like "going to college was the wrong decision" or "this stanza's wrong, needs revising"

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doun today, a dær delight, ouho! what do i scent? but a darly soil, simply belovy darly to all sportyng gobelowers… dim y damp yes and??? mother too kind? berry too berryy? oooouhh moëltyme,, i love

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theė strappers & gailies art wont now to want a some drippety appel DEATH frǔme cluckerly crones now th thyv med peece with thier belovyboy whose soooo tall up theer. say to me: ooh he dudnt grind us,, oh ye so bouldporr y coinyporr asides….but i just: EAT YE DIRT!! pls dont now sculd clivir moël..

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the neurologist says i have to wear this cute beacon while i sleep. it smells like niacinimide & cigarettes, i guess to encourage me to dream of beautiful women. or maybe because they forgot to wash it

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the four sex scenes i’ve ever written: • iambic verse about recreational progesterone use • really just murder • tongue acid burn child orgy 🥴 • bf’s dick snaps in half because the protagonist has an intrusive sense memory of being a pig on a factory farm (excerpt from this one, a WIP horror piece)

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the single happiest memory i have of being a boy is of watching Jackass with my guy friends in middle school. it cast some kind of spell on us. filled us with a benevolent brotherly disinhibition i’ve otherwise only heard about in like,, the lord of the rings lmao

Rusty Shackleman@rustyshackleman.bsky.social

Thinking about an interview John Waters gave where he saw Jackass 2 and went "oh my God, they're doing the type of stuff I've always wanted to do onscreen but they've tricked straight people into watching it" and Knoxville later responded "that was 100% intentional"

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@wyrm.ing

this book has made me cry more times per word than like anything else i’ve read since i was a kid. calvino’s ability to pace image and meaning into perfect lamination is fucking crazy. it’s so simple!!! it does so much!!!