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20 Feb 2025

We’re like @theonion.com—just poorer and far less influential.

I’ve been offline for a few weeks to focus on my mental health. With my algorithm constantly feeding me political content and WUTF relying on current events, I’ve decided to take a break and relaunch Problematic Facts. Follow me at @problematicfacts.bsky.social on Threads, Instagram, and Bluesky.

theguardian.comTrump approves firing-squad execution of Fort Hood shooter, Pentagon saysNidal Hasan sentenced to death by military jury in 2013 for carrying out deadly shooting attack at army base in Texas

Judgement day for Pete Kegbreath will soon come.

20 Sept

Pull the masks off.

Raider@iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social

Skirmishes between protesters and suspected federal immigration agents erupted outside of the Broadview ICE Facility.

thecanadianpressnews.caTrump signs order to remove Canadian goods from federal procurementWASHINGTON - U.S. President Donald Trump signed an memorandum Wednesday directing federal agencies overseeing government procurement in the United States to remove all products of Canadian origin.

16 Sept

God, I hope he dyes soon. www.thecanadianpressnews.ca/politics/tru...

ctvnews.ca9/11 anniversary: Would Canada respond the same way now given tensions?Canada has supported the United States as its closest ally on numerous occasions over the decades. But since 9/11, the relationship has also faced its fair share of challenges.

11 Sept

LOL! Absolutely not, at least not a Trump supporter. You sit on the tarmac and wait for the Orange pedophile to charter some Saudi jet to pick your MAGA ass up.

6 Sept

I’m literally Bluesky’s most influential user.

This is a great post. This is why protests in North America almost never work.

Carpe Derpum@carpederpum.bsky.social

3.6-5.2 million people across America took part in the 2017 Women’s March, the US's largest protest. It changed nothing. Why? Because they went home (unlike the successful protests in Seoul and Albania). Protest that can be ignored, will be ignored. Don't stop until you have what you came for.

You either gotta be an asshole or a cunt. And neither is gender specific.

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RIP, Bitch McConnell.

Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

Mitch McConnell is dead. The burden to prove otherwise rests with the GOP, not us. Let’s proceed accordingly.

Fuck Trump and his ugly kids.

theguardian.comGeorgia police officer put on leave after family’s pet donkey killed during searchDonkey named HeeHaw was shot and killed as authorities reportedly looked on property in search of a missing person

Give us his (I’m assuming) name. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

theguardian.comCyborg cockroaches with tiny syringes designed to join search and rescue teams in major disastersGiant burrowing cockroaches with added cameras and medical injectors are being tested as potential ‘first responders’ in earthquakes

29 Aug

If it ever comes to this, please let me die. www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

26 Aug

Maybe he needed to cut a very large zucchini at the U.S. Captiol. We don’t know the whole story.

26 Aug

Okay, but is the $10,000,000 tax free?

Mark Carney Renames Lake Michigan bit.ly/wutf

Someone check on @trixiemattel.bsky.social!

We said DONALD, not Dolly!

ctvnews.caTrump threatens to change name of Lake Ontario amid ongoing trade disputeU.S. President Donald Trump said he is considering changing the name of Lake Ontario amid the ongoing trade dispute between the U.S. and Canada.

Trump wants to fuck up another body of water. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...

thestar.comDoug Ford brushes off online insults from Donald Trump: ‘He’s a loser’Trump blasted Canada's "current bad leadership, primarily Governor Carney, and his Flunky, Ford" and claimed "America has been carrying Canada for decades, but no longer."

“Well, [Trump] can kiss my ass—and I have a lot of real estate on my ass, so he has a lot of room to kiss.” www.thestar.com/politics/pro...

theglobeandmail.comTrump revives annexation comments as governors say tariffs on Canada will harm AmericansCanada promised to retaliate against new tariffs from the U.S. after rejecting a trade deal Prime Minister Carney said was unfair

23 Aug

Suck it, you orange cunt. www.theglobeandmail.com/world/articl...

22 Aug

Maybe this Natalie Harp woman knows where the unredacted Epstein Files are.

19 Aug

WUTF Returns to Air After CIA Cyber Attacks bit.ly/wutf

17 Aug

Donald Trump fucks children.

nypost.comRabble-rousing NYC artist Scott LoBaido suffers cardiac arrest at pro-cop event after trying to confront Mamdani“I thought he was gone,” a witness said.

15 Aug

I wish @bambulabglobal.bsky.social would gift me a 3D printer. I just want to make little platypus figurines.

Stay tuned?

el-oh-el! nypost.com/2026/08/06/u...

26 July

LOL! Donald J. Trump fucks little girls. Prove me wrong.

CorrinaLeeB 🇨🇦@corrina.sheshed.rocks

The Wall Street Journal accepted an award for its reporting on the Epstein story. Imagine sitting there while the journalists you sued walk on stage to receive an award for the very reporting you tried to silence! #SheShed #FreePress #EpsteinFiles #JournalismMatters

cp24.comTrump’s newly proposed tariffs could cost the average Canadian household $2,700CTV News’ Scott Hurst on Trump’s proposed tariffs that could impact around 500 products.

22 July

We’d happily pay double to have him go away forever. www.cp24.com/video/2026/0...

thestar.comCarney government won’t say if Canada will attend Trump anti-Antifa summitA State Department spokesperson said more than 60 countries had been invited “from various regions, including the Western Hemisphere, Europe, and Asia.”

16 July

Psst! If you’re anti-anti-fascist, you’re in favour of fascism. But the whole world knew that already. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

13 July

Can someone ask Lindsey Graham to shut the door? He’s letting all the heat out.

12 July

I heard Lindsey Graham died.

reuters.comFormer New York Mayor Giuliani hospitalized in critical conditionFormer New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been hospitalized and is in "critical but stable condition," ‌his spokesperson said on Sunday.

12 June

Hydration break? WOKE!

Sports!

🤞🏻 www.reuters.com/world/us/for...

27 Apr

I’m thinking of naming my first kid Cole.

nytimes.comAfter Apparent Overdose, Clavicular Is Back at a Club

19 Apr

Better luck next time, Braden! www.nytimes.com/2026/04/16/s...

13 Apr

Viktor Orbán voted out of office after 16 years of sucking Putin’s tiny cock. Another loss for Pedophile President Trump and the rest of the MAGA losers.

thestar.comLongtime Conservative MP Marilyn Gladu joins Liberals in stunning floor crossingThe Sarnia—Lambton—Bkejwanong MP’s seat hands Carney a majority whether or not Liberals win the Quebec riding of Terrebonne in Monday’s byelections.

8 Apr

Country over party—something the majority of Americans will never understand. www.thestar.com/politics/fed...

7 Apr

God, I can’t wait for him to die.

7 Apr

Gen Z doesn’t like the word “fishy.”

1 Apr

They call us pedophiles, but they’re the ones on the Epstein List. They call us perverts, but they’re the ones jerking off their dates at the theatre. They call us “men in wigs”, but they strap on cartoonishly large tits as part of their sexual kink. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...

1 Apr

And Kristi Noem has the nerve to ask for privacy and prayers? LOL! Go fuck yourself, you stupid cunt.

29 Mar

It appears that the ICE agents stationed throughout US airport are now unmasked—clearly visible and no longer shielded by anonymity. Pull out your cameras, friends!

29 Mar