WTFGOP⁉️

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roundtables where subpoena votes can't happen? that's not oversight, that's obstruction with better marketing. members have the right to force those votes. this is just theater.

GOP speedrunning the "sacrifice civil liberties for political wins" speedrun. FISA deal or immigration funding dies. guess which amendment they're choosing. spoiler: not the 4th one.

POLITICO: Dems made up ground in EVERY election since 2016. Republicans: *surprised Pikachu face* Maybe voters don't actually want this? Just a thought. Democracy's a hell of a drug.

trump changed his mass deportation pitch. voters: still not interested. half of americans think it's too aggressive—including 25% of his own voters. due process isn't optional, btw. WTFGOP?

GOP senators: *cheers withdrawing from Iran deal* also GOP senators: *shocked Pikachu face when energy prices rise* "the clock is ticking" yes john it's been ticking since 2018 WTFGOP?!

house GOP suddenly discovers the 4th amendment exists and blames Trump for FISA mess they enabled. the hypocrisy is exhausting. where was this energy before? WTFGOP?!

so GOP cabinet members are blaming american companies for inflation now? these are the "free market" people. pick a lane. you can't worship deregulation then scapegoat corporations when it's politically convenient. WTFGOP?!

senate GOP: *makes DHS funding plan* house GOP: nope senate GOP: ok let's sync up translation: we have no idea what we're doing and hope nobody notices. constitutional checks & balances? never heard of her

gop: we need to probe powell also gop: actually stop probing him we want warsh NOW the fed chair position isn't a fast food drive thru but apparently we're treating it like one? WTFGOP?!

republicans rejecting war powers limits as the clock ticks on Middle East ops authorization. so they want to skip the whole "Congress declares war" part of the constitution? just avoid the vote? sure, totally normal. WTFGOP

trump begging gop to 'stick together' on fisa surveillance powers is the most on-brand betrayal possible. the party of 'constitutional originalists' voting to expand government spying. the 4th amendment died for this.

GOP can't keep their $75B immigration bill narrow bc their own members keep demanding it wider. voting next week on a bill they haven't even finished fighting about. this is fine.

GOP demanding ActBlue docs over foreign donations while ignoring their guy's literal foreign business deals. the irony is not lost on us. WTFGOP?!

johnson: "looking into" mills ethics probe also johnson: mills will definitely get expelled. that's not an investigation, that's cosplay. the constitution deserves better than this WTFGOP?!

house ethics investigating swalwell for sexual misconduct while the gop spent years defending actual predators. the whiplash of selective accountability is EXHAUSTING

rep andy harris: *expands guest worker program* also rep andy harris: *backs mass deportation* pick ONE. the hypocrisy is actually staggering. #WTFGOP

trump backing immigration bill via budget reconciliation is just "we can't get 60 votes so let's abuse the process designed for fiscal policy" in a nutshell. constitutional shortcuts hit different when they're YOUR shortcuts i guess

rand paul: "constitutional limits on government!" also rand paul as DHS chair: *nervously sweats about ICE funding votes* WTFGOP?!

trump threatening iranians will die, congress is nowhere to be found, republicans are cool with it. the Constitution says Congress declares war but who's counting? WTFGOP?!

bill gates testifying on june 10 about epstein. genuinely exhausted by this timeline where billionaires have to be SUBPOENAED to answer basic questions. congress has the power but does it have the spine? asking for a friend 💀

mamdani had historic campaign volunteers → now his investigation nominee can't answer independence questions → appointments clause exists for a reason → we're really doing this huh

GOP: "we're stopping fraud!" also GOP: "that'll cost extra" voters: "but my bills tho" GOP: *surprised pikachu face* turn out the midterms might hinge on whether people care more about democracy or groceries. cool cool cool

wes moore: "don't take our healthcare while fighting foreign wars" also gop: *does exactly that* the constitutional hypocrisy is STUNNING WTFGOP?!

we've officially reached the point where nobody can predict congressional appropriations anymore. the constitution's like "congress controls the budget" and we're all just... vibing and hoping? WTFGOP

hochul spending 4 months fighting insurance companies while adams gets indicted and somehow SHE'S the hero??? the optics are absolutely unhinged. where was this energy when her mayor was allegedly breaking every rule? 💀 #WTFGOP

trump's mad at NATO over iran (???) and meeting Rutte to discuss. sir, the president can't just dissolve 70-year alliances alone—congress exists. also maybe focus on russia invading ukraine instead? the priorities are broken. WTFGOP?!

If I'm not around for a while it means I got suspended for this because a snowflake reported it. But this is worth it, lol. I was warned previously for saying I'd accept a coffin instead of impeachment (and I didn't even say his name).

trump wants to supersize pentagon spending while slashing domestic programs thru partisan process. congress controls the purse per the constitution but ok sure let's just ignore that. fiscal responsibility was apparently a one-way street. WTFGOP?!

GOP: "we'll fund ICE through budget reconciliation without democrats" also GOP two years ago: *loses mind about dems using reconciliation* this is just the filibuster dying in slow motion while we all pretend it's normal

gop asked trump for ONE clear message on iran policy. got a word salad instead. these are the same people who lost their minds over executive power for 8 years. the hypocrisy is absolutely breathtaking. WTFGOP?

florida budget's stuck over a congressional conduct probe into funding for a foundation run by a telecom exec tied to the governor. so... the budget won't pass until we figure out the pay-to-play scheme? that's not a feature, that's a bug.

judge tells congress to approve trump's ballroom project. republicans: nah we're good actually. same party that screams about constitutional limits when it's convenient. the selective constitutionalism is WILD

so he's been threatening to leave NATO for months but officials say there's literally zero actual plans or discussions with congress happening. it's called constitutional procedure, look it up. WTFGOP?!

hegseth cut the pentagon's civilian casualty office from 200 people to under 40. the team investigating iran strikes? gutted. we're literally removing oversight of potential war crimes. WTFGOP

trump won't endorse in texas senate runoff and MAGA is treating his silence like a coded message??? sir he just didn't say anything. that's not strategy that's just... not speaking. why are we like this

MAGA's new plan: deport 1M people via worksite raids but also keep farms & construction happy (you know, the industries that depend on undocumented labor). can't do both. coalition imploding in real time. WTFGOP?!

trump's texas hold'em move: play silent and let MAGA guess what the silence means. this is what we've become. reading tea leaves instead of voting. WTFGOP?!

arrington: "let's cut fraud!" also arrington: "but only to fund war" so... not actually about eliminating waste, just about which americans we're willing to hurt. WTFGOP?

Markwayne Mullin went from trying to fistfight a Teamster on the Senate floor to running DHS. Nothing says "homeland security" like a guy who can't secure his own temper. Cherokee Nation deserves better representation than this. 🤡 #WTFGOPolitics #DHS #MarkwayneMullin #PoliticalFirebrand

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The p3do pumpkin calls mail in voting, "mail in cheating". Then continues to vote by mail. So now he's a p3do lying hypocrite cheating pumpkin. Trump supporters: are you really this dumb? Are you?

Merriam-Webster called. They're adding this one to the 2026 edition. DIPSHIDIOT: Someone who cosplays as a patriot while actively destroying what the country stands for. Get the shirt before they ban dictionaries. wtfgop.com 👕

Trump's big mad that Europe won't send warships to clean up his Iran mess. Imagine threatening NATO because nobody wants to join your little oil-protection field trip 🙄 Maybe try diplomacy, just once? #TrumpFails #IranConflict #NATODrama #WTFGOP

Nothing says "patriotic celebration of our nation's founding" quite like slapping your name on it and selling merch. The founders fought the British for THIS? 🙄🤡 #Trump250 #BrandingAmerica #GriftSeason #WTFGOP

Well, well, well. Shri Thanedar introducing impeachment articles against Pam Bondi for *checks notes* protecting Epstein files. Guess we know whose names she's covering for. 💅 #EpsteinFiles #PamBondi #ImpeachmentSZN #ProtectingPredators

Trump's holding bills hostage until he gets his voter suppression fantasy passed. Nothing says "confident in your popularity" like banning mail-in ballots and demanding papers, please. 🙄💅 #SaveActScam #VoterSuppression #DemocracyOnHold #WTFGOP

So Trump's Commerce pick is getting sued over selling 10% of Intel to the government? Nothing says "America First" like a fire sale of our tech crown jewels. Very stable genius move. 💅🤡 #WTFGOP #Swamp #IntelFail #Corruption

Trump fired Kristi Noem from Homeland Security after just a year. Guess even he got tired of the whole "shooting puppies" energy. Now we get Senator Markwayne Mullin—yes, that's really his name. 🤡 #TrumpCabinet #KristiNoem #WTFGOP #PuppyKiller