The Traveler

We spent millions on advertising! Cuomo: good! And we have the bot farms churning out 9/11 memorials in November! Cuomo: ok... Oh!! And you got ringing endorsements from Elon musk and Donald Trump! Cuomo:

Maga removing "you sound vaccinated" from their bag of canned replies after Trump's medical report is released:

Things every video game should have: Exit saves The ability to pause if you're offline (looking at you, from software), Change size and color of text Streamer friendly mode (replaces copyright music) A fan base that isn't triggered by the thought of accessibility options

Any other animes like this

I pronounce bologna the way it is spelled and refer to "milk" as "cow juice." That is all. That is the post.

Another proposal: every pro ice Facebook post at this point will be a considered a job application to replace a migrant; doing the jobs they "stole from us". Let's see Dean Cain toiling in the fields, being assaulted by pesticides and the harsh sun.

Here's who pays the bill. Every single dickhead that enjoyed the fruits of citizens united. Every single dollar of annual net profit above 100,000,000 that would otherwise be destined for some board/CEO bonuses goes right into the Treasury until we no longer have a deficit youtu.be/C2K-FryxkW8?...

Get that bitch a Pulitzer! Bitches love Pulitzers youtu.be/9altRIJSXJE?...

I'm not sad that Ozzy died. I'm envious. How many people get to live a ripe, old age, have a family, see the whole world, never ever descend from their absolute peak, be guaranteed to be part of the zeitgeist for centuries and go out on a high note? What more could a person want?

Anyone else feel bad for people who have the surname "Epstein" but no relation to Trump's best friend? They should get a coupon for a free legal name change.

Fallout 5 should have "race" selection that's tied to the plot dragon quest style and comes with strengths and weaknesses. Like super mutants can't sneak worth a damn, get penalties to lockpick and can't mod weapons due to "sausage fingers" but they get massive D/R/melee power and bonus intimidation

@thedevil.bsky.social If you're looking for new souls, no need to bother with Faustian deals and giving Ferraris to dipshits that would probably wind up in hell anyway. Just offer an opportunity to kick trump in the balls to anyone who signs the obligatory binding contract

Trump is saying there is no Epstein list because Biden has stage 4 colon cancer and, being the living Saint that he is, trump doesn't want Biden to die with such a foul legacy. There you go, fox news. I spun it for you. I'll take my millions of dollars and unearned ambassadorship now thanks

cult 101: the leader is always right

Tesla stockholders have to be like "stop! I'm begging you stop feuding! I'm gonna lose my 2nd house and my boat!"

#alligatorauschwitz is being suppressed on Facebook. Free speech champions, everyone. maybe zuck should do a tour... A very dedicated tour. For a year

My thoughts on fettermanchin lately youtu.be/5ZEsl5A_fmo?...

Ok, so let's say hypothetically that the election results were a fabrication. Does anyone know what would happen besides the punishments? Like are all appointees dismissed on the spot? All legislation over the past 6 months nullified? What about international deals? Are there contingency plans?

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I've been looking forward to this falling out so much, I don't even care that I'm finding myself agreeing with Elmo www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Here's how we end the abortion debate once and for all: compromise. Evangelicals, make all the laws you want. Doesn't matter how draconian. Doesn't matter how invasive. If you want to give the death penalty to everyone with a miscarriage, fine. But you gotta apply the same measures to the fathers.

How the fuck did this not get literally all of the news coverage? www.newsweek.com/constitution...

Prediction: the military parade will have a staged *redacted*attempt. There's a very strong possibility that there will be an unstaged one.

Life hack for y'all. Download an IRS deductable charity app. Next time you go to a retail chain and they ask you to round up your change to go to charity, don't and give that same change to your charity of choice. Those stores use your change round ups as a tax deduction. Fuck em. Get your deduction

Idea for oblivion/Skyrim mod. Rings can cast spells. Also, weapons with projectile effects. Like a sword that shoots beams that do damage equal to its basic swing damage every 5 seconds (when you swing) if you're at full health. Guess where that one is inspired from. You can't!

19 years ago, I developed thalassophobia playing the original oblivion. If you know. You know. I go now to face my demon. Wish me luck

If Batman was in the chainsaw man universe, would there be a Batman devil or would Batman BE the Batman devil?

Damnit, Groening!

When Tony Tony Chopper is introduced in the live action one piece, I had better see some Jim Henson style puppeteering. No CGI slop, thank you!

Ok. Hear me out... Have Biden run for a second term with Obama as his running mate. Fight fire with fire. Best part is that Obama will be debating trump and he will spank him like his mother should have

We're at war? I could have sworn this was the peace president. Seriously, fuck these complicit fucks. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Good news everyone! After falling off a fucking cliff, the NASDAQ is up 48 bucks! Time to buy!

Maga stages of recession: Things were more costly under Biden! The stock market will bounce back! It does all the time It's all Biden's fault!

"relax!! We'll reverse our policies and then buy the dip. What do you mean the rest of the world told us to get fucked!? What do you mean there's gonna be a recession?"