World Cup

The only team to get points off Spain in this tournament was the mighty Cape Verde. #WorldCup

"we'll Photoshop that orange guy out of the final picture" - all newspaper editors #WorldCup

Trump is thinking about forcing a kiss on someone, you can tell by the way he puckers up for each player #WorldCup

Almost a clean sweep for Spain for the trophies. All except Golden Boot. And the Official of the Tournament: that one goes to Trump, obvs. #WorldCup

This is going to be fun. Is the ref allowed to send Trump off? #WorldCup

The twittersphere does not seem to have much sympathy with Argentina. Behaviour. #WorldCup #SPAARG

Poor sportsmanship from Messi attempting to get Cucurella sent off. Shame. #SPAARG #WorldCupFinal

Just realised that my buttocks are still clenched from the half-time show #WorldCupFinal

I could have sworn I was watching football a minute ago. What happened? #WorldCupFinal

I hope she takes a penalty #Madonna #WorldCupFinal

The ranis in Sapin falls mainly on the planis

Both teams are surely very thankful they're not facing England after last night. #WorldCupFinal

Now that the tournament is truly over for England, reflect on how good Spence has been and how solid Anderson has been. Bellingham and Kane will get the headlines, sure, but they've all had a good tournament. Congratulations everyone. #FRAENG #WorldCup

1066?

No real controversy. Two quick goals from so much pressure, a deserved win for Argentina. Defensive substitutions now look questionable for England but, hey, they were beaten by the better team. #ENGARG

Congratulations Argentina. Unbelievable resilience. #ENGARG

And thank you to Mexico and Canada, of course. Just saying.

I mean, that should have had a keystone cops type theme. Oh dear Embolo #ARGSUI

Alexis Macallister has Scottish ancestry, yes, but wait! His family identify as Irish rather than Scottish. So, there you go. STAY AWAKE FORGODSAKE #ARGSUI #WORLDCUP

I stand by this.

Aww. Now I miss 1966. Especially #Rattin.

Would Norway have had more chance against Argentina in a semi-final clash? Well, let's just concentrate on an England v Switzerland fixture instead, smash we? #WORLDCUP #ARGSUI

The 2014 World Cup round of 16, Ángel Di María scored in extra time to give Argentina a 1–0 win. Their first World Cup meeting was in 1966, when Argentina won 2–0 #ARGSUI #WorldCupHistory

Argentina is home to the largest Swiss community in Latin America. Over 15,000 Swiss nationals officially registered there in 2023 #ARGSUI #WORLDCUP

Swiss migration to what is now Argentina began as early as the mid-17th century, and Switzerland opened its first South American diplomatic mission in Buenos Aires in 1891. So there we are. #ARGSUI #WORLDCUP

Nice to see Roberto Baggio there in the crowd. True story. He's been sat in that seat for the best part of 32 years waiting for his penalty from the 94 final to land. 🙈 #ARGSUI #WORLDCUP

How dare you?! (We'd love you to be wrong too)

Roberto Baggio has aged Well. Sorry I missed a full stop after the word "aged". #ARGSUI

"A durable side" . That's the biggest compliment the commentators can give to Switzerland. And that's right after Argentina's Macallister scored the goal. #WORLDCUP #ARGSUI

Harry Helium Kane, here we come. #NORENG #WorldCup

That's poked the bear #NORENG #WorldCup

Quite. Harrumph.

My buttocks have cramp. Clenchfest. #NORENG #WorldCup

Oeuf! It's a French referee. England are feurked. #WorldCup #NORENG

He doesn't look in shape

I surprised myself by cheering really loudly for that Belgian goal. #SPABEL #WORLDCUP

Mbappé off. They don't need him anyway. Sigh #FRAMAR

Pundits just watched Dembélé score a fabulous goal and they still can't stop talking about Mbappé who didn't even touch it. I'm so sorry Mr Dembélé. A fine goal, Sir. #FRAMAR

The Swiss manager would make a relatively believable Bond villain. The Colombian manager not so. #SUICOL #COLSUI #WORLDCUP

What a poor match. The winners will face Argentina next. I mean just cancel the game and pretend it never happened. #COLSUI #SUICOL

Football is cruelty #ARGEGY

With a combined 117 goals and assists at the FIFA World Cup, players from the 2025/26 Premier League teams have produced more than double the direct goal contributions of any other league, with Spain's La Liga next on 58, seven ahead of Germany's Bundesliga. Bit greedy really. #WorldCup

Harry Helium Kane #MEXENG #WorldCup

I root against England simply because I do not want to hear Wonderwall at the end of a football match.

They should ask Harry Kane to sing Wonderwall in that voice

The Mexico shirt badge was changed a year ago, in case you were wondering #MEXENG

Henderson: what a player. Gets a yellow card and is stretchered off at the end. And he wasn't even playing. Class. #MEXENG

Tinkety tonk, what?

Hear hear

One of the all-time great England wins. Cathartic, even. That surely has slayed a lot of demons. #MEXENG #FIFAWorldCup