Connor MacDonald

Don’t know that I’ve committed myself to a game like that in a while. A lot of fun!

A healing balm of Al

If this doesn't become the template for a thousand "walrus dressed like obscure character" memes then we are truly lost as a society

🏳️‍🌈 Mutual aid fundraiser! 🏳️‍⚧️ My spouse and I are leaving Texas to move somewhere safer for queer couples & trans folks. We're SO excited to start a better life somewhere new! Moving is VERY expensive, so we started a fundraiser if anyone could chip in. Any donos help 💖 tiltify.com/@library-fai...

it's nintendo directs like these that make me miss shitposting

Happy Star Wars Day Multiple major characters in a generational, galaxy spanning story somehow always ending up on Tatooine is more unbelievable than the entire idea of the Force. Imagine if most main and side characters in the Marvel movies HAD to take an important trip at one point to Lubbock, TX

You can say you’re a cat person or a dog person, but deep down we’re all rat people, scurrying into the kitchen late at night for a tasty slice of cheese right from the fridge

This is just what I needed.

I wear the same outfits so often that on the weekend I’m training my cats to attack so I can rebrand my house as a pokemon gym

It's a different dragon world, if you will. #comics #webcomics #digitalart #manga #dbz #piccolo #HBCU

My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into

We've all been there #webcomics #comics #visualart

"Have at thee!" I declare, thrusting the fishing lure cat toy at my cat, who could not care less for my performance and technique

Thinking about getting into game design solely because I'm too impatient to wait for another Pikmin game

Increase a band: Good Middle Adolescent Cannibals

Idk how universal having one wild video rental story is, but mine is that once we rented Osmosis Jones and didn’t return it for 9 full months because we watched it so often (2-3 times a week) that my parents forgot it was a rental and figured it was our personal copy

I smile, twirling my new cape as I make my way out the door. "No need to thank me," I say over my shoulder. The confused thrift shop owner who is looking at the "Ham Rebate" I gave him instead of money: this expired years ago... he must be- *logo pops up on screen* WEIRD THIEF

[transylvania, police interrogation room] COP: you stabbed Dimitri in the heart… with a… VILLAGER: with a stake, yes COP: and he died… meaning he was… VILLAGER: was a dracula COP: was a dracula POLICE CAPTAIN *nodding*: was a dracula

Just a small update on what I’ve been up to recently

@jadefabello.bsky.social well well well, if it isn't TV's Jade Fabello

My impression of a wizard talking to a witch that he’s really into

Starting up an escape room where it’s just me and you in a medium sized room, several chairs of different shapes and sizes, and I just ask you riddles off the top of my head until I determine that you’re either smarter than me or think you might start breaking the chairs looking for a key

If the Pope has to die so that the Oblivion remake can exist, then I think he made a worthy sacrifice for the greater good

"my hands look like this so hers can look like this" but the first picture is Clifford the Big Red Dog's paws covered in mud and the second picture is Rowlf's hands playing piano

Interrogator, rubbing his bruised knuckles: We don't have to keep doing this you know. *glances at watch* Now, you've made me late for my wedding, so I'll ask you one last time: where did you come from? Where are you going? Cotton Eye Joe spits out a mouthful of blood and grins

Was overcome with a sudden desire to start a fresh Animal Crossing New Horizons island recently, and hot damn we scored big time by landing Pietro as a random newcomer. Truly a blessed island

"Sorry Rudolph, but your friends can't come back from the Island of Misfit Toys," Santa said. "But why Santa, why?" Rudolph cried. "35% tariffs Rudolph. 35%! The elves are on my ass enough as it is, do you want to explain those costs to them? No, I didn't think so, now light my fucking way."

Today, I shall not be fooled. Play your pranks, speak your jokes. All your goof energy comes to me, and I become more powerful. For not only is it April Fool's Day... It is National Connor Day. You've played right into our hands. nationaltoday.com/national-con...

Arise ye warriors, and take up your arms. Foul inboxes await

The year is 2082, Pokemon Boron and Tungsten are announced, there's a pygmy marmoset that everyone is going absolutely insane about, the Professor is a floating cube that's still somehow sexy, you get a neural link from a rando saying that Pokemon hasn't been good since Hoenn

hey chase your bliss but if you eat yogurt in public and you make even one single noise, you should be sunk to the bottom of the sea where no one will ever see or hear you again

Was waiting for the doctor to come into the examination room so I opened a cabinet door and saw a smaller, paler doctor who was writing prescriptions. He hissed at the light, scurried into the sink pipes, and then the real doctor came in, got furious, told me I had bronchitis, and made me leave

Once a year one Girl Scout/parent combo look at me with equal parts wonder and disgust as I insist, “Yes. A whole case of them.”