Witch Deed

Remember when they were bitching about her emails? Pepperidge Farm remembers.

This is priceless. Check out how local news is reporting on Sen Eric Schmidt’s clown-show grilling of Jack Smith. They found Jack Smith at the game… “Top corner, section 109, row 1. In fact, that seat doesn’t even exist in Atlanta.”

Mike DODGERS is too cowardly to show up to debate me.

Smooch my cooch.

Hey everybody, look at me! I have an opinion!

Art can reveal something deeper and more disturbing than intended by the artist. "They Live", under analysis, is incredibly problematic by literally dehumanizing the "other" or "alien". "Vivarium" is clearly about autism, yet everyone involved in it's creation is clueless.

The Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library is designed to be interactive, but damn, Trump thinks Teddy is alive.

'Back On The Chain Gang' featuring Johnny Marr live at Isle Of Wight Festival, June 2024. -PretendersHQ

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Bibi made Trump blow his load on Iran and now Trump is having post-nut clarity.

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How's snarkbook doin?

My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun.

Ever wondered how your grant got cancelled? No we know. Some college dropout asked ChatGPT "is it DEI/woke"? www.techdirt.com/202...

At this point Israel is the defacto capital of the United States.

Every hockey player I've ever met has been a pos.

Antifa flag

mon briquet préféré

First 10 years of Forensic Files showed unblurred dead bodies and lists of people's names and ss numbers yo.

Does Ice suck Trump's dirty button mushroom?

We need an MLK Jr. right now.

Remember when they got people fired over Charlie Kirk. We need to do that.

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids? Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.

Maybe sleep prepares us for our inevitable death.

Fuck Nilla Ice

Somebody give Frankie Valli a bump of coke stat

Sociolorgy

Bazooka Joe

Barry Blitt’s Kvetchbook captures some kissing up at the Kennedy Center Honors. www.newyorker.com/cartoons/bli...

Someone put bong water in the fucking humidifier.