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so a couple days ago i arrive at the office and realize I have too much stuff to get into the office in one go, and so i think it through and resolve to make two trips, and i of course ever since have been relentlessly mocking myself as "Johnny Two-Trips"

i am "yesterday i reported a new infestation of larval (early and late) nymph Spotted Lanternflies" years old

Occam's Razer states that the most obvious solution to a problem with plausible competing explanations should be lit up with cool LEDs

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hooboy do i have multitudes

b.o. with a deodorant comb-over

just change parties already, squatch

A man goes to the doctor, says he's depressed, says life seems harsh and cruel, says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "My appearances in the Epstein files are completely incidental! People are telling lies upon lies about me!"

make dersh your AG already, this is taking forever

everyone, until giving cause otherwise, deserves respect nobody "deserves a homeland," that does not really mean anything, what you mean is you deserve a place where the in-group can kick out and order around the out-groups, eat shit

it is possible to be financially conservative without being an asshole about it

how old am i? i am building a "how old am i" app to remind myself how old i am, is how old i am

psssst.... D leadership.... sit hegseth down in front of congress and make him listen to you read out loud the names of each and every child he murdered at that school

Operation Epic Hissyfit

wtf, UPS, is it coming today (feb 21) or monday and btw was waiting for this delivery yesterday 10 feet from front door where, without knocking, you telepathically determined i was not home

fuck your heritage if your heritage is a boot on the throat of everyone else's heritage

is it too much to ask that i be given the power to shoot fireballs from my fingertips

my policy is always to make sure i get things right the first time, and some day i hope to

[vance]: "mistakes were made, of course, by law enforcement officers" [cop]: [nods forcefully] [cop]: wait, fuck

i don't think i should have the right to tell anyone not born in the same country as me that they cannot live in my country, and if i do not have that right, why should anyone else this is not mutually-exclusive with the idea of property rights

having just given a dishonest thumbs-up to a Teams post, i should not be throwing stones at other sociopaths

how many tons of fentanyl did they seize

i will die not knowing how to spell "barrel" or "embarrassing" which will be ironic given how i will die

this guy will be the most piss-soaked president ever, in life and in death

random question: does anyone know if you can cremate a steel wheelbarrow

just had an MRI that showed that i do NOT have any tumors or lesions in my brain part of me had been hoping for terminal brain cancer so i could eat as much fuckin bread as i want

oh are the democrats about to disappoint everyone #evergreen

Ross Douthat: "Is All Crime Because of Ni--" [interrupting] Editor: "Ross, please, no."

did i hallucinate an episode of LA Law where arnie becker randomly gets testicular torsion

if mamdani is elected i predict he will treat nyc's jews and christians and white and rich people and everybody *fairly* and all of these folks 100% sure he is a terrorist commie now will still believe it; US society passed some sort of tipping point and its evidence-based pillar has collapsed

am thinking now is the time for maryland to evict the district of columbia and reclaim that land we donated to the federal gov, let mar-a-lago be the new capitol, we don't care, gtfo now, you already let virginia do this

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i also don't know if i can back a guy who is comfortable walking around shirtless, not my people

when i was a kid i often doodled swastikas and i swear i had no idea of the greater meaning and just liked the geometry of the symbol does not explain my doodles of nazi soldiers tho

borderlands 4 sucks, extremely disappointed, another franchise i used to enjoy self-destructs boring, lacks charm and creativity, buggy af, repetitive, i feel insulted to pay so much for something so unpleasant and underwhelming, really regretting not waiting for reviews, won't buy another gearbox

another monday

terrible band name: Jared and the Saudis

trump gonna sign an EO that will outlaw pronouncing gif with soft g

chotiner meme fatigue setting in

cancellation trap just dropped www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

mood

today was a good day for idiots but so is every day

at this point i don't know that i trust a journalist who is unwilling to shoot this guy in the face, you are all such a disappointment