WiredShut

Men and women who wear bucket loads of perfume/cologne should be banned from the office.

My team name should be FCMediocre. Ffs 🤦

I gotta find a hobby that doesn’t hurt me like FPL does

Manu

Califiori getting garbage minutes is FPL cyanide

Fulham assets are dead to me

Lmao look how many points I’ve left on the beach already. 🤷🤦

I captained JP. I am ready to be hurt

MGW don’t fail us now

Saka is out, Taverneir is in. The less thinking i do the better.

Another mediocre week. I did win my mini league H2H and a green arrow. Huzzah OR 2.3m 😭🥺

Raul has missed so many chances past two GW weeks you just KNOW he’s gonna net one after I, and most of us, have dropped him. The FPL gods love to toy with us that way.

Wow what a game! The U v FSU can always be a classic. Incredible win by the MIA 305

Ohhhh boy only Haaland returned for me yesterday. No bueno. Gonzalo is a useless FPL asset. Gonna need a few CS to stay in the green and win in my H2H friend league

Plague states. Best avoided

I’m gonna get eff all from Gonzalo 🤬

They see me rollin’ they hatin’

My wife sometimes asks me if I would consider moving back to the USA with our child. “Fuck no” is the immediate reply. “The odds of her being brutally murdered in school are too high.” #expat

Another mediocre week. Left JP on the bench and got punished for it. Lost my mini league H2H by 2 points. That’s been the story all year, leaving points on the bench and losing H2H by low single digits. Onto the next week! #FPL

I need a MGW masterclass to beat my mini league H2H opponent. I’m effed me thinks 😅😬🙃

ARRGHHHHH FU FPL 😂😂😭😭☠️☠️

Might be a general strike in Spain due to the housing crisis. A reminder

How I arrived on Bluesky

Hormuz closed. China banning exports. Trump doing the same. Full on oil crisis we have on our hands.

My feed is flooded w Pochetino quotes on the cheats City. Dude is PISSED

Can’t look at someone with raybans without thinking “are those the Meta pervert glasses”?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester City found guilty on virtually all charges relating to breaches of Premier League financial regulations. #MCFC expected to appeal against verdict issued by independent commission. Sanctions undecided, process ongoing @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...

Cheating bastards www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Im gonna have to mute the Fabrizio Mirror ain’t I?

What a brutal GW. ☠️🤦

Really need that Leeds CS and the cherry would be anything DCL related. That would definitely secure my mini league H2H win.

This is going to be another dreadful FPL GW. At least I’m not alone, am I right?

Coventry goal

Staring to see more and more cargo bikes in the river area of Madrid. Helps that there is a wide pedestrian/bike path on both sides of the river @americanfietser.bsky.social

Ufffff disastrous FH. My 3cap and FH chips played and lost both my mini league H2H league matches. Brutal levels of smack talk being received 😂🤦🥺

I’ve had Leif Davis since GW1 and have basked in 0 of his points cause he’s been warming my bench the entire time 😂😭☠️

Now we need a Palmer goal. Come on lad!

The hull bandwagon is gonna be crowded if they close out Chelsea

Bro wtf happened to Dean Henderson? My backup keeper doesn’t play so that’s 0 from the GK slot this week. Massive blow to the FH chip used. 🤬🤬🤬

Captain dilemma: Palmer or Isak? Fulham are bad. Very very bad. Hull can’t keep holding on like this…right? Tough choice

If it weren’t for the 2k price tag I’d seriously consider the iPhone Duo. It looks slick af. But I ain’t dropping 2k on dat.