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I've only been at this job for two months, and I already want to crash out every time I get formed stool for a c. diff pcr.

Missouri state lawmakers must feel such contempt for the people of Missouri if they thought that there was a chance in hell that we were going to pass Amendments 4 and 5.

Oh, I'm sure that effectively grounding all international flights in the country right before the World Cup will go just great.

Not having a good time in KC right now.

The SPC is dropping a moderate risk for today.

But also, it was an AI image. Ofc it was "doctored".

This is one of the weirdest hook echoes that I've ever seen.

Johnson, KS; Miami, KS: At 826 PM CDT, a confirmed tornado was located near Spring Hill, moving east at 30 mph..

I'm just watching to see if this tornado will stay south of me as it crosses state line. We're definitely going to get the hail though.

Bruh Ottawa, Kansas is about to be hit by a tornado twice in the same day and the SPC didn't even have a high tornado risk for Kansas today.

My cat experienced the sound of the house being pelted with hail for the first time last night and he uh did not like it.

Oh gee I sure do love getting tornado warnings just before midnight.

A lot of people on the right 100% would have sided with the British if they had been alive during the Boston Massacre.

Lmao at this email from Sen. Eric Schmitt of Missouri. Bro most Missourians don't even make enough money for their takehome pay to increase by that much from tax cuts because they don't even pay that much in Federal taxes to begin with.

This storm kinda spicy though. The wind blew such that the walls vibrated, and our power flickered a couple of times.

I will never not be in awe at how severe thunderstorms make the Sun disappear.

Stupid orange fuck.

He likes to stretch

The last country we demanded unconditional surrender from got nuked. I'm not sure Trump knows that, but that doesn't make his statement any less ominous.

I forgot that they were testing the tornado sirens today and I stepped out for a walk like the millisecond they started oww. They uh definitely work.

Itemizing invoices is "hostile and political" now lmao. Bunch of babies in the White House. "Why didn't Amazon point out Bidenflation on their prices?" Because that's not something that can be itemized Propo Barbie.

Montgomery, IA; Page, IA: This is a PARTICULARLY DANGEROUS SITUATION. TAKE COVER NOW!.

Hey Congress, now would be a good time to take back your own power when it comes to tariffs. You have 90 days to get a veto proof majority.

Look I don't have to tell y'all how much American Healthcare sucks but why tf did it take a year to get an ultrasound scheduled to check for fibroids?

Throwback to 2023 when I recovered this big ass moldy boi on a SABS agar plate.

He's so lucky. He doesn't have to worry about anything.

Holy shit. This is so cool.

Oh gee. Looks like we weren't being hyperbolic when we said the SAVE act was going to disenfranchise married women voters. So thanks, New Hampshire I guess for giving us a glimpse of a state law that they want to apply nationally.

This mfer signs an EO to revoke Biden's "electric vehicle mandate" on literally day one, and now he's telling us it's illegal to not buy an electric vehicle? Lmao, wtf?

When you've been in the cell culture hood all day and finally get to take off your gloves:

A Great Egret during the early hours of the day. #arizonawildlife #photography #arizonaphotography #birds

Yes Bluesky algorithm please show me more pictures of herons.

Bro you're like two steps from your bed.