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Doing this again for 2026, logging my reads for reference. First up, really enjoyed Hyperion last year so gave in and got the sequel. Not as good as the original but still enjoyable #BookSky

This is not a "you didn't KNOW?" post because I truly envy and respect anyone unaware of Linehan's output BUT he's been EXTREMELY racist for years now. Attacking black actors on his wife's show Motherland as diversity hires; podcast screeds about muslims in Ireland; delighting in Palestinian deaths.

Renewing my occasional appeal for information on video of Zig and Zag saying “Bosco is a bollix” on live TV. If you have it, please get in touch #SpéirGorm

How come you never see a chimp with a ponytail

Can you guess what it is yet?

Oh I know this one, a kick up the arse

For a second I thought this was a photo of Jan6

I think the most suspenseful part of Good Will Hunting is when Matt Damon isn’t sure if the guy in the cafe likes apples or not #FilmSky

I remember feeling obliged to hug and sit on the lap of an uncle who had questionable hygiene as a child. (I was the child, not my uncle.) And I’m not doing it anymore, Mum. All right?? As an uncle myself now, I choose not to force my affection on niblings (while showering regularly)

Going through this and circling all the things I want Santa to bring me

I hate the onus. Why does it always have to be on me?

Feeling justified for not trusting a company with an ad slogan as basic as “Booking.com? Booking dot yeah”

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

Joe Lycett-lookin mother-effer

Just saw a man whose beard connects with his hairline beneath his ears. Medical marvel

Ysabel Yates'... I mean Cookie Monster's superb takedown of why GenAI in the workplace sucks.

I was a fry cook in a 50s diner for 3 days. I quit due to several on-the-job injuries including gashing my hand on an industrial-sized can of cheese sauce and bleeding into it. It was an assault on human dignity

I think the most suspenseful part of Good Will Hunting is when Matt Damon isn’t sure if the guy in the cafe likes apples or not #FilmSky

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This looks like when I would put too many action figures inside the AT-AT

Trump and Hegseth can make more money selling bootleg copies

This looks like when I would put too many action figures inside the AT-AT

Hey hey! Guess who’s back!! That’s right, our old pal Covid! We missed you, buddy! I may be feverish

“Ultimate Sweat” I feel seen

Am I crazy or did the IFI manage to make their website *worse*? I just wanted to check times for Digger tomorrow, but I guess I’ll consult a magic eight ball or something instead #SpéirGorm

I very regularly sign off emails/leaving cards/letters with "I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability". George Galloway said that to Saddam Hussein and it sounds good to me.

How I arrived on Bluesky

STOP THE BUTTS!!

Did Han shoot first, second, or never?

Two things that don’t necessarily make you a smart person: 1. Having a posh English accent 2. Knowing more facts than Tucker Carlson youtu.be/RShf_IUpLEA?...

Look YouTube, I’m sorry, but I will never “Play Ojo”, so you’re really just wasting your time with all those ads

For any non-Irish people wondering, the correct pronunciation of this name is, of course, Sa-oir-se

Is this what the copilot confessed to under interrogation? Funny, cause it seemed he was pretty intent on taking a nosedive into the Saudi desert though, right? One of several recent news stories that make no sense to me whatsoever, or maybe I’ve just become hopelessly conspiracy-brained by osmosis

STOP THE BUTTS!!

In the ad where Deirdre the Tesco worker is in a taxi and asked if she's been busy, it's my contention that when she throws herself backward against the seat, she's actually having a fatal medical episode and the rest of the ad is playing out in her mind in a Jacob's Ladder scenario #SpéirGorm

I know this is controversial but I think Ireland playing Israel in the soccer is good actually, because I heard if we didn’t, Netanyahu was going to order a cyber-attack on the RTÉ Player (not that anyone would ever be able to tell) #SpéirGorm