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AI Prompt: "Tell me news of the future." AI:

Pittsburgh QB, Mason Rudolph attended a Trump rally. Maybe Myles Garrett was telling the truth. #justsaying

@laurelhightower.bsky.social any chance you can pass this onto Hunter Shea? 😂 www.reddit.com/r/aivideo/s/...

I should have committed tax evasion and fraud when I had the chance.

I saw an albino squirrel yesterday. Thought you should know.

There were ~80 high school All-Americans for the 2024 soccer season. My son played with two of them.

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Trump cut nearly $3 billion in the first 100 days. Cancer is the #2 killer of people. Anyway, MAGA. www.axios.com/2025/05/19/n...

You're welcome youtube.com/shorts/sZoZ2...

When the end comes, I know it was just a gigolo Life goes on without me.

See the difference? 💙

What about covering the Felon's increasing dementia and senility? He IS president Biden WAS President, maybe there was a coverup, maybe not. But he is NOT president now, Stinky is How about covering Stinky's declining grip on reality with the same fervor you use on a private citizen?

first they came for the white South Africans, and I didn't speak out— because no one is coming for the white South Africans, you deranged paranoid lunatics. what the fuck is wrong with you

Geezus!

Trust me, fuck cancer. And fuck you cancer for picking 46 and not 47.

This right here....🤔

Going to start a side hustle selling fluoride supplements to parents of young kids. I got a guy in Canada who’ll supply me.

I just found out that "Clown in a Cornfield" hit the theaters. Stay off social media for a year, and you miss a lot. Catching up #FinalGuys for the first episode in a LONG time. Congrats to @adamcesare.bsky.social

Time post that browsing history of politicians. #blackhat

2025, and printing labels at home is STILL a pain in the ass. Same vibes as beating a fax machine.

I called my representative's office yesterday and outright laughed at them, literally, about the mega-air-palace corruption. I said, "Remember when you defended Orange Turd on quid pro quo? How about this? Plus, the depth of security issues?" "Thanks for calling," was the response.

Full, "Sure, Jan" moment.

Oh man... Pope Leo is going to be so hated. When he speaks English and they still hate him. youtube.com/shorts/f2NXH...

I wish 40% of our countrypeople weren't complete dipshits. A bunch of dipshits chasing squirrels throw out from the criminal enterprise in the WH.

FYI - I just did my math and I'm not in the 5%.

A bit late on posting this - Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms out there. I hope you all are having a blessed and wonderful day today, and to those also who find this day hard, sharing my love and thoughts. ❤️💝❣️💞💗💜💚💐🌺🌷🌻🌸🌼🌹🪻

My son graduates high school Friday.... geezus.

The president has covered the Oval Office in gold, is planning a massive military parade for his birthday, and is now accepting $400,000,000 luxury planes from foreign powers as personal presents. What the fuck are we doing here?

And some people call me Maurice

Fuck Gym Jordan youtu.be/KMbbtJBMVRA?...

ANOTHER DIRTY MIGRANT CAUGHT BRINGING DRUGS INTO OUR COUNTRY…. NEVER MIND, US SPECIAL OPS SOLDIER INSTEAD…. #MAGA=NAZI

I like the question from Lawrence O'Donnell, "If Trump developed dementia, how would we know?"

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@jakeliscow.bsky.social @jamesrapien.bsky.social #LockedOnBengals has some hardcore fans.

[Soundgarden voice] White Sox Pope

"Deep Dish Communion" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hey Mr. Gates... got some of that $200B you can throw my way? It will be philanthropic, trust me bro.

I’d love to see you in Bloomington (IL) on October 4th!

Meanwhile, Ohio is dropping quickly.