Will Durst

I will not be lectured to about “Low T” by some guy wearing eyeliner.

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Nobody didn’t like Dolly Parton.

DJT gives grifters a bad name.

So, is worrying about our soldiers’ health too woke or helping Iran get a nuclear weapon or both?

Dumocrats, Hunh? Pretty harsh coming from Republicunts. Yeah yeah yeah. Not sorry.

If he really wants a Nobel Peace Prize, stopping the war he started would be a good move.

Make America not dumber than a buck- et of hair AGA__.

I don’t know about you but right now I am much less concerned about artificial intelligence than I am with genuine stupidity.

He wants to be Director of National Intelligence? And he doesn’t know about Tulsi Gabbard? Lying pos.

Somebody at NATO knew something that was said on the way over which is why they switched planes on the way back.

No disrespect, but the “Mitch is brain- dead” diagnosis has been true for at least two decades now.

Wonder how many “vaccine skeptics” lost kids tothe measles outbreak in Texas? As the MAGAts like to say, “elections have consequences.”

Happy 250th birthday America. You know in the right light, you don’t look a day over 240.

The question is when does looting qualify as plundering?

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Vandals? Dear Ms Pierro. Please don’t pretend to be stupider than you already are.

The president sent J D Vance to negotiate with the Iranians. So, apply hee doesn’t take it very seriously.

A million is a thousand thousand. A billion is a thousand million. A trillion is a thousand billion. Or a million million. You could spend a million dollars a day for two thousand seven hundred years

DJT called Kristen Walker “crooked or stupid.” Talk about projection.

Life I love ya- always groovy.

Our airstrikes were designed to keep the ceasefire intact.

Hee is fixing the reflecting pool so it no longer reflects. Typical. And hee keeps calling it the pond. The Beverly Hillbillies have moved into the White House.

Six/ seven my big white furry butt. One thirty three.

It’s both open and closed. It’s a very fluid strait.

You know how Iran was supposed to distract us from Epstein. Well. Now he needs a distraction from Iran.

We cancel peace talk because the two real estate developers we’re using as negotiators didn’t want to fly for fifteen hours. That’s why you need diplomats.

Easter is the best holiday. When Christ rises, leaves the cave, sees his shadow and baseball season starts.

He doesn’t know enough about art to be able to spell it if you spotted him the “A” & the “T.”

We’ll be six years into nuclear winter sitting around a fire and his zombies will be blaming the libs for not supporting him enough.

I’m giving POTUS,the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he doesn’t know the meaning of the word “obliteration.” The definition eludes him.

And now an impression.

He raised money posing with the bodies of soldiers who died in a war he started. That ain’t right.

Prices going up again.

San Francisco. All four syllables.

It’s just so sad when the nicest thing you can say about the president is: “”hee has his good days and his bad days.”

Just a minute.

Rick Scott says there’s no room in the Republican Party for racists. Apparently all the slots are full. No more applications accepted.

Sure I worry about Artificial Intelligence but it doesn’t scare me half as much as the Purposeful Stupidity we got now.

Mexican Government exécuted cartel leader, El Mencho. El Putzo is still at large. And POTUS.

No. You can’t charge even one dollar. That’s why it’s a hard job and even smart people find it difficult.

Hand- puppet to the rich. But in q good way.

Bad Bunny is an American you idiot. Oh, I’m sorry, did I offend your delicate sensibilities?

When Donald makes love to Melania he dreams she’s him.

Extraordinary times require extraordinary measures. What do we got?

Still a fan of Limu the emu but had it with Doug.

Epstein! What about the Epstein Files? Are the Epstein Files still on AG Pam Bondi’s desk like she testified under oath? Weren’t the Epstein Files supposed to be released by the 19th? Of December? Wasn’t that a law? That The Orange Man signed? Epstein.

I have an idea. How bout: every day during a government shutdown there’s a lottery where one representative loses their salary for rest of year. Or next year if closure in nov- dec.

In Davos, the US president said if it weren’t for us, everyone would be speaking German. He said that in Switzerland where they speak German.

Who the hell is in the Epstein Files: Ronald Reagan?