wildsage

wildsage

@wildsage.eco

Sentient Earthling - Tree Hugger - Advisor/Insultant - USN Vet I like brains (not a zombie), science, dogs, music, hiking, camping, biking, paddling, snorkeling, diving, gardening, travel and dry humor NOT MONETIZED - don't follow just to sell me something

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US attacks and invades Venezuela, deposes and kidnaps President Maduro. Sources report that a MAGA Special Forces team, hoping to absolve Tina Peters, is scouring the country to find and arrest Hugo Chavez, return him to the US to face charges of conspiring with Smartmatic to steal the 2020 election

Sources also confirm that White House aides were deployed to recover marble tiles from the Presidential Palace for the new White House ballroom.

Why TF are there make-or-break peace negotiations between the US and Russia anyway? Europe is paying for the US weapons going to Ukraine and those countries are the ones threatened by Putin’s expansionist goals.

FDR: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” DJT: “Fear everything, be silent and allow the authorities to attack that which may threaten your tenuous convictions.”

Hey, newsreaders: Please stop reporting that someone was picked up by the secret police force and is “being held at an ICE facility” somewhere. By all accounts, they are anything but nice – more like a domestic Gitmo – "at a government gulag” would be more accurate and concise.

Also, whenever mentioning the latest worst travesty of justice or ridiculously backward policy by the apprentice president make sure to append “so far” to it.

Ever wonder why the consequence-free, extremely pandered to yet exceedingly insecure president hates James Comey so much? Maybe because Melania’s son towers over DJT (6’3” my ass) and doesn’t really resemble the other trumplings?

Dear KKKaroline: He isn’t “frank and open” and people don’t appreciate irrational insults from a childish bully. Choosing incivility is not the result of having an edgy personality, it’s behaving like an asshole, and what you call transparency is merely his shallowness.

Megyn Kelly: “he wasn't into, like, eight-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types. There's a difference between a 15-year-old and a five-year-old, you know?” Right. What’s the BFD? These girls’ ages were double-digits – it’s not like they were preying on toddlers.

Making (South) America Great Again: Indiscriminate strikes on small boats in international waters; propping up pro-Trump autocrats; authorizing increased covert activity against straw-man adversaries; bailing out trade-competitors while domestic businesses choke.

[Off-camera. Aide 1: Are you going to tell him? Aide 2: Are you nuts? He wouldn’t care. He’ll post 30 more weird texts before dinner and this will be forgotten. You tell him. Aide 1: F that. I couldn’t get a real job after working here. Plus, if his crypto scam doesn’t pay off, I’m screwed anyway.]

Secretary of War Against Freedom: I'm dispirited by all you fat slobs -- my boss not included. Me: I'm disgusted by the depth of stupidity in the current president and all of you spineless lackeys.

Trump halted reporting unemployment numbers just in time. Besides the mass firings to go along with the shutdown, I was just reminded of the 100,000 employees leaving the workforce tomorrow as a result of DOGE's chainsaw-wielding strategy from earlier this year. ourpublicservice.org/wp-content/u...

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Remember that scene in ‘Blazing Saddles’ when Sheriff Bart (Cleavon Little) intimidates the crowd by putting a gun to his head and threatening to kill himself if they don't back off? “Listen to him, men. He's just crazy enough to do it!” bbc.com/news/article...

An ICE stormtrooper who was captured on video in NYC shoving a woman to the ground has been “relieved of his current duties.” I’m wondering if he is being punished for bullying unarmed citizens or for not wearing a mask to obscure his face while he did so. abcnews.go.com/US/ice-offic...

abcnews.go.comICE officer 'relieved of current duties' after violent confrontation caught on cameraAn ICE agent seen on video pushing a woman has been relieved of current duties as the Department of Homeland Security investigates the incident.

Let me get this straight: a $150,000 state-of-the-art offensive weapon fired from a $[classified] unmanned aerial vehicle was shot at an unidentified target but "bounced off" and kept going without the warhead detonating? Sure...

Epstein’s BFF now defines “worst of the worst” to mean immigrants with work visas who are employed in “woke” industries: electric vehicles and batteries. Deportation numbers go up and EV ventures get thwarted. Brilliant, kill two birds with one grenade. bbc.com/news/article...

Walter Philip Reuther was born today in 1907. He was an American leader of organized labor and a civil rights activist who built the United Automobile Workers (UAW) into one of the most progressive labor unions in American history.

I’ll bet there will be a press conference where he throws out that he WAS invited but was too busy to go hang out with his evil pals.

FINALLY! Americans willing to do the jobs we relied on immigrants for. The truck driver has a second job at McDonalds because neither one pays a living wage.

“President Donald Trump is expected to sign an executive order on Monday cracking down on suspects who desecrate the American flag, including burning it, by mandating they face prosecution.” And there it is, a veteran exercising the 1A rights he fought for arrested by State Security Brigade.

Better send the troops to the next Trump rally -- all that vulgar and offensive clothing, flags defaced with his offensive visage, and he’d better stop fondling Old Glory, too. Oh, and no more flag-printed beverage napkins for your suit coat pocket, Hegseth.

What does it mean when a leader deploys military troops to occupy US cities, then doubles down by arming them with pistols and fully automatic assault rifles? Sounds like he took the wrong lesson from the Declaration of Independence.

The putter that President Zelenskyy presented at the White House meeting was forged of steel recovered from shrapnel at the Kyiv children’s hospital that was attacked by Russia. “So, Mr Trump, this is really a joint gift from Mr Putin and the People of Ukraine.” mezha.net/eng/bukvy/ze...