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Exact same vibe.

I feel like the wise men really missed the mark with the gold, frankincense, and myrrh when you consider Jesus' cup in the Raiders of the Lost Ark.

*Walks into the airport bathroom* WHOA! Smells like someone's been somewhere exotic!

I like to play this song when I'm feeling, especially hopeful. It might be the most patriotic song I've ever heard. #BlueWave youtu.be/KHpJhS99Q60?...

If you're on a podcast and tell a story about Lorne Michaels, and you DON'T do your best Lorne Michaels impression, then you have lost my support. #SNL

The worst part about my kid's sports team using Facebook messenger is that I use that exclusively for sharing my most unhinged internet finds with targeted groups of friends. This is an accident just waiting to happen.

I just cancelled my @paramountpictures.bsky.social account for canceling @colbertlateshow.bsky.social. This kind of sensorship cannot stand. #StephenColbert #LSSC #BOYCOTTCBS

#EDM tickles my #ADHD. #tomorrowland

Do we think that #Tomorrowland burnt the stage down for a bit of viral marketing and an absolutely insane backdrop for the main stage?

#KingsIsland was at its peak when @paramountpictures.bsky.social owned it. #HotTake #GenX

Stadium ushers are the kindest most helpful people until it's time to leave the stadium.

I'll boo anytime I hear people booing. Even if I don't know why. I just like booing.

Let's turn ICE raids into career fairs? #CBTM

Happy 4th of July to all those whom the government has deemed worthy of inalienable rights!

If you saw a bear, you'd probably say "look at that bear." But the bear doesn't know we call it a bear, so they'd probably think, "why does everyone keep calling me that?" #beartalk #bearnames #whattodoifyouseeabear #confusedbears #bearparanoia

Who could have predicted this? What's that? Oh, I'm being told everyone could have.

I was just thinking that even if no one had ever reminded me to never forget 9/11, I think I would still remember.

Donald Trump does NOT want you to share this footage of his pathetically tiny birthday parade crowd.

Doing my small part at the baseball field. #TravelBaseball #Parenting #WV #NoKings #Resist #Protest

Love the way a drug addled billionaire is now openly rowing with the serial bankrupt sex offending felon President over his connection to a repeatedly convicted paedophile who died in questionable circumstances, and all the conspiracy theorists think they’re the good guys. Has 2025 peaked yet?

it’s funny that they’re both on their own personal websites posting their little posts

I wish them both the worst.

This must be the cringiest part of that chat

I wonder what kind of batshit crazy conspiracy theory the Cheeto-in-chief has conjured up to distract us from #Signalgate. I bet it's absolutely BONKERS!

Me (eating a custard-filled donut): I gotta find it's little custard butthole.

I did my part. #DOGE

All of these days of inclement weather really make me appreciate the days that are more clement.

I can't remember. Is it proper etiquette to skip deodorant for a @fatherjmisty.bsky.social show? #Louisville

Nooooooo! 2032 is way too late! We need this NOW! #Astroid2025

I would love one night of fun “is the dress blue or gold??” instead of a parade of the worst news you’ve ever heard.

Fred Durst was really onto something when he said, "Everything is fucked, everybody sucks."

My wife hates the word "moist," so last night we decided that the meatloaf was "damp".

I just saw a guy tidying up the parking lot at the adult bookstore. I think it's really sweet that he's just trying to make it nice for his customers

There's no way Amazon posts this. Right? #RejectedPosts

Saturday morning hangovers used to kill me in my 20s. The only thing that can zap my energy like that now is Tudor's biscuits and gravy. #naptime

How can anyone look at Donald Trump's life and still believe in karma?

@downtownhuntington.bsky.social

I heard on the scanner that Santa lost control of his sleigh last night and his last known location was near #HuntingtonWV. Any word on this? www.wsaz.com/2024/12/25/f...

George, our Elf on a Shelf, has returned to his magical home on the top shelf in the garage with all of the old motor oil and car wash soap. ✨🧝🏼‍♂️🎄

It's actually recommended that to save on grocery prices, Trump voters can choose to eat crow. www.yahoo.com/news/trump-n...

Nothing makes me question my creative ability more than choosing fonts for a project. #GraphicDesign #Typography #SpoiledForChoice