Raphael de la Country

I’ll think of a caption later. Spr04.

Mornin, mornin. 👋🏽

Brazil banned online gambling and people started spending the money on food. It's also an incredibly popular policy. There's literally no downside!

SMASH AND CRAB Best headline ever

So you see they [train goes past]

incredible hater energy A+++++++++++

What a meme. Just incredible.

“WHeRe’S tHe lOve FoR ThE GuYSSs”

The Grim Reaper has been trying to chase him down for 50 years and only ends up with sequins and empty rocks glasses

One of my Dr offices has this rather than the “press 1” phone tree. It makes my skin crawl.

I can’t remember if I took my pills.

I cannot believe that Eric Bauza has passed away, at age 46. We’d just talked about his life and his voices and his son. A shattering loss

I did a lot today. I rewarded myself with that steak burrito. I’m gonna finish this drink, and maybe have some ice cream. I wanna wind down. But this dog. She wanna turn up. I need clones.

Yes.

This commercial implying that elders should ask the computer how to drive a boat is egregious. Jail someone.

Freaking Monster (Energy)

The closer you get to BR, the better the Cane’s tastes.

I need a low vibrational plate

This dog sat still while I ate fiftyleven things out of the fridge, but as soon as I touched the cheese she was ACTIVATED. Whooooo has been giving you cheese?! 🤨

either this was being read verbatim from a fortune cookie or we might have a pretty cool day coming soon

new york forever. FUCK ICE.

MY EYES.

Cortés: "I've been great to Aztecs."

Sure Jan.

Southern coach Marshall Faulk revealed he has been diagnosed with Parkinson's disease

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Women do be giving men nicknames 😭😭😭

Got my name on the presentation as a new hire. 🥲 but 🤣 Immediately got a “Welcome back!” IM.

Salt Bae in the slide deck? 🤣 Who made this…

Kerrygold fever!

A Town Hall from a hotel room? This mf grinding grinding.

I just need to know how the 5 minutes before this went. Pleeeease.

“Pop that thang open, lemmie see it.” *Me doing research into 12 month old ADO tickets*

"Cranes In The Sky" in the background is crazy

this is fucking appalling. i already knew james dolan (who owns the knicks and madison square garden) was a douche but this is next-level. www.nytimes.com/athletic/771...

Me, every night

Oh they’ll pony up some dough, just not to “you people.”

We need an applicable parallel to The Sunken Place.

Modern problems, modern solutions.