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I'm not watching You can see Everything. Instead I'll watch another con artist who happened to be my aunt

What if a garbage disposal wanted to say the N word?

We are Live in one hour. Come meet the foster pup Carmella twitch.tv/whatahellofa... Hellofawayto.dad youtube.com/@WhataHellofaWaytodad

A mythical Irish horror movie called You Banshee Everything

Look at her go

We are Live tonight on youtube, patreon, and twitch. Come start that parasocial relationship with your internet parents at 9:30 p.m. central tonight

It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown is a great movie for kids because it shows multiple children getting bullied and grapples with the horrors of WWI

Obama should have shit on Cracker Barrel instead. Missed opportunity

Come on by and check out what we've got. If you're a fan of the podcast, you can get a free sticker and some candy

This is what eating hotdish every day does to a man

Psychiatric problems?

Adopt a dog, get a free monkey

This is a foster dog account now

Gals rock

Gender transition atomic bomb. You stand next to it and the outline of your former gender is burned into the wall behind you.

Gender (and all other patches) are 25% off this weekend whatahellofawaytodad.com/collections/...

So we started fostering today

You'd think the freaks who spend all day on the computer would watch a couple episodes of This Old House

Happy 40 year anniversary to the book that made a bunch of Millennials either troops or furries

Happy 40 year anniversary to the book that made a bunch of Millennials either troops or furries

Stuff so good even I wear it Whatahellofawaytodad.com

There are 80s movies I worry I only like because of nostalgia reasons, but I had never seen The Midnight Hour before this show and it's fantastic. Loved every moment of it

I'm gonna need to inspect those pickup beds, my guys...

I don't put too much stock into mystical devices from forgotten eras, but also get a hand cart you fuckin dipshits

New John McNaughton. Tag yourself, I'm Tucker Carlton on the gong

The cold marketing emails I get are at least half the reason I do this

Happy Trafalgar day to all who celebrate. Sink a Frog for the good King George

Happy Trafalgar day to all who celebrate. Sink a Frog for the good King George

I stepped on my own dick and now I'm mad about it

So it's possible we just had a serial killer caught here in STL. A Texas couple randomly shooting people o the highway. Could be more cases tied to them fox2now.com/news/fox-fil...

Are you a flag head? Ever wonder about 1917 vexology? Come to the podcast attic where I've got quite a few vintage items that are brand new to you Whatahellofawaytodad.com

This week on the podcast I am joined by @cravescavesgraves.bsky.social to talk about Halloween on the High Seas. Our favorite spots on the Disney Destiny, getting lost on an island, and the books we took with us hellofawaytodie.libsyn.com/halloween-on...

I've got some things added to the podcast attic this week. Decorate your home with the very best Savers has to offer Whatahellofawaytodad.com

We are LIVE in twenty minutes. This week we're coming off our colds, we're talking about our books, and we're planning some future trips www.twitch.tv/whatahellofa... youtube.com/@WhataHellof... hellofawayto.dad

Damn there's a whole different cool zone about to happen now economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/new-upd...

The thing about St Louis is we have to try a bit harder, but also we're not good at it. New episodes every week

I've got some things added to the podcast attic this week. Decorate your home with the very best Savers has to offer Whatahellofawaytodad.com

Who wants to be my lesbian mech pilot, and what Millennial era TV show do you like best for reaction gifs?