WestStandTone

I don’t really care about the league cup, but that was fucking embarrassing.

There were Arsenal stewards asking for ID outside the stadium. Send them into the fucking dressing room to do the same at half time.

You’ve seen The Arsenal now fuck off, drone…

Welcome to Highbury.

I have it on good authority that Ceadach is pronounced Cha-makh.

Travelling so far into Cunt Corner (*see below) tonight that we may actually come out the other side. *Cunt Corner is the generic term for the North West of England where every single club, without exception, has nothing but sheer hate for us

Cheater’s nest.

By pure coincidence today, I have a lunchtime appointment in Manchester. Booked a train back in the morning, so I may be at a loose end for something to do in the North West this evening…

Feeling sorry for anyone at United? Get a fucking grip on yourself. They fully enjoyed the end of the Wenger era, and we should be drinking their fucking tears in pints.

That’s a really good finish. The United fans should enjoy it, moments like that will be few and far between for them this season.

Sounded like 70,000 calling for Boooooono at the half time whistle at Old Trafford.

Mbuemo, tinkling the ivories on the deck of the Titanic there. Beautiful.

That 4th official today was 29yo Ruebyn Ricardo. He’s the one that gave a pen in the Championship a couple of weeks ago for a clean, ball winning tackle outside the box. Now he’s been promoted to grass on managers for stepping out of the technical area. Cunt.

Looking forward to watching the Chelsea fans at work having to suck it up from the impoverished Totteringham fans at work on Monday.

Now would be a perfect time for that sinkhole beneath Stamford Bridge to collapse and suck everything above it to the depths of hell.

Tony Harrington is a fucking useless cunt if a referee.

Sacky McSackgers

Will take that point.

You really can’t argue with Munich at £4 a pint. The Germans all deride it as expensive here too. We get rumped back home.

Away day breakfast, 05:30 beers ftw.

What’s in an away fan’s wallet? It’s odd not to have the match tickets in there, what with having one PDF and one actual ticket for the next two.

Just checked the weather for Munich on Wednesday. Wish I hadn’t.

Eze looked like the kid that forgot his boots and had to play in trainers yesterday. Havertz and Saka weren’t much better. I still have the feeling that staying out of a market that Man City absolutely ruined will turn out to be the right decision though.

Stodgy fare.

Huffing, puffing, nuffing.

It’s been the horseshoe of death. Don’t like Rice and Guimares together at all yet, not with Rice so deep.

The pitch is really decent here, no excuses for not playing our football today.

Only just noticed that they are rock bottom. Again.

Watching Miles Lewis-Skelly excel at left-back in the CL last night I got a little bit angry that Berta was hawking him around for sale this summer. He’s 19 and he’s top class in two positions. Absolute madness even thinking about selling such a talent.

Personally I think that all of the financially doped clubs should just play each other in a nation state super league. What’s that you say? Oh.

Lol Kate Scott doing Micah dirty there. 😂

Mr. Friar 🔴⚪️🫡

My daughter was six there, and she was just being herself. She’s eighteen now and she’s grown up to be a talented, intelligent and demure young woman. Whatever is in your head is the issue, and most definitely not the child.

A great Arsenal man. Rest well, Mr Friar. www.arsenal.com/news/ken-fri...

RIP Ken Friar. A fantastic servant to The Arsenal.

Now there’s a rare beast, an actual paper ticket.

Coventry City, level on points with Man Utd, now have double the points of 19th placed Totteringham.

Hard to devise a better metaphor for the past decade and a half of Premier League football than Man City winning while playing with an extra man.

It seems apt that Manchester City fans adopted the Poznan, a celebration where everybody looks the other way.

There has never been an asterisk big enough for what’s going on here. Maybe it shoud be an asteroid. Extinction event sized.