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If this wasn't part of your childhood Halloween in Wales then you were doing it wrong.... I can smell the burning swede now.....

“Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night” implores us to resist the inevitability of death and celebrate the human spirit’s resilience in the face of mortality with fervor and defiance. A powerful reminder to live fiercely and passionately until the end. #DylanThomas

Incredible that children in Bethesda have to cross the Afon Ogwen every day to get to school...

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Residents of Dolgellau give thanks to the Gods as the clocks on their microwaves, car radios, ovens and VHS players all tell the correct time for the first time in 6 months

The "Lesser Used Trampoline" was due to arrive in Fflint today after its annual migration from Donegal, it's just been spotted in Hartlepool #StormBoelo

The clocks went back an hour last night, except in Caersws, where they are only now celebrating the end of world war 2.

The Taj Mahal is one of the world's seven wonders. Built in 1933 and designed by Welsh architect Archibald Llechan, it is now the only alcohol-free Wetherspoons in the world.

Bala hair academy. It shut its doors in 1964 as Welsh customers demanded new styles thanks to the swinging sixties.

Astonishing video of a ghost captured on a security camera. The housing estate in Tonyrefail South Wales was built on an ancient Celtic burial ground. #Ghost #paranormal

"Listen, it's quite simple, I support Wales in the Rugby and England in the football, unless England are playing Wales..."

Fantastic news: a new company, Delivermoo, has started delivering the freshest burgers in Tregaron...

It's official, the Welsh for milk is now llefrith across the WHOLE of Wales... You're all GOGS now... 🍼🐮🐄🥛

Incredible photo of Yr Wyddfa (the highest mountain in England, Wales and the Netherlands) captured from the Space Station this morning.

Maureen Evans from Pontypridd has been elected chair of the Graigwen WI for the next year. Here she is celebrating her appointment in Cardiff Bay.

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On this day in history 1982, nine Rhyl beach donkeys staged a daring escape. Six of them made it as far as Prestatyn before being recaptured

Dai Alsation, elected mayor of Llandysul on this day in history 1926.

Opening day at the short lived Welshpool Safari Park - 1986

A young Owen Money impressing the ladies on Porthcawl Beach - 1974

A young Mark Drakeford looks lovingly upon a piece of Welsh cheese... Cenarth - 1973

This is Keith. He can live with older teens as the only pet in the home as long as they are aries and ginger. Keith is a delight with his favourite people of which there are none. He only eats minced pork, in the dark. He needs 12 walks a day, preferably in a haunted wood. Can you give him a home?

We'll need a microscope and tweezers by Christmas 2030....

The actual Welsh alphabet and how the English imagine it.....

What kind of Jones are you? Bollocks.wales/collections/jones

116 children didn’t come home from school that day. Never forget. Aberfan

Ewch draw i siop.bolycs.cymru am bip 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿😍

Based on the English view of the North, Midlands, and South, this is where the lines lead in Wales... Pretty close? Or WAAAAAY out?

Did this bloke give you nightmares? He still keeps me awake at night..... #noseybonk

For some reason, I'm having a craving for these Findus badboys... Minced cow/horse/hedgehog (who knows?) combined with molten lava in a crispy breadcrumbed pocket...

Just asked ChstGPT to create an image of a Welsh hot air balloon. I was expecting a red dragon, but the technology is clearly more advanced than we thought....

Pistyll Rhaeadr is Wales' 3rd highest waterfall. Located near Llanrhaeadr y Mochnant (The church of the waterfall of the policemens stream). Built in 1902 by minister Dan Duwiol to attract people to his chapel. The pump was originally powered by children. It is closed on Tuesdays for maintainance.

Wales' smallest person grows world's biggest sprout #RecordBreakers

What have they done with old one?

Newport in Gwent is known as Casnewydd in Welsh. The name means new (newydd) case (cas) as it was once home to a thriving case making industry. Suit cases and brief cases were exported around the world. Today it is home to several head cases.

"Siri, show me an image that confirms the English haven't a clue when it comes to basic geography"

How on earth did they get planning permission for this new holiday home in Abersoch?

Congratulations to Tony Blackburn, he broadcast his first radio show on Radio Caroline on this day 50 years ago in 1964.

Mr Urdd has bowed to commercial pressures and has done a deal to promote Del Monte to raise funds for the Eisteddfod...

Wales looking at its best this morning, what a glorious view...

Cher was born i California in 1946. Her great grandfather Dilwyn Griffiths emigrated from Treorci in 1852 opening a Bara Brith factory in San Jose. A top tenor with a fantastic range, it is widely considered that Cher owes her success to her Welsh DNA.

With energy bills going through the roof Welsh Government are providing some handy tips. Want to reheat a pizza without a microwave, use a cat.

On this day in history in 1990 the film The Krays was released. Starring the Kemp brothers, Martin and Gary. The pair visited Wales in 1967 going down the mine at Abertridwr.

It's reported to have created thousands of pounds worth of improvements to Tregaron...

"Do you identity as pasta? We're here to support you, we know it can be cannelloni out there"

The RSPCA in Ceredigion is searching for a killer whale that attacked and ate a boat carrying 4 bottles of helium gas off the coast near Llangrannog earlier today. It was last spotted above Caersws heading towards Birmingham.

Isn't nature amazing. This female vodka bottle has just spawned in a tributary of the Taf having travelled thousands of miles from the Barent Sea north of Russia. The eggs will develop into miniature bottles by the spring. They can take up to 7 years to become litre bottles.

"Smoked in the exhaust fumes of a Lancaster bomber, seasoned with ash from a Benson & Hedges cigarette, Nigel Farage's dandruff and the drool from an XL Bully..."

Who remembers? #TheGoodOldDays

A very rare photo of the Welsh arriving in Patagonia in 1865. The first settler's joy is clear having been on board the Mimosa for weeks surviving on rations of stale Welsh cakes and cold glengette tea.