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"Im eviiiillllll and my armor is so tight you can see my bulging ambitions! ...thats not a sex thing!!" Cooptober day 8! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

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COOPTOBER DAY 7! So it seems some of these characters have condition to unlock their final levels...BUT WE ALSO GOT TWO NEW ONES!! So today we have to finish the storyline of the child who wants to defeat everyone and then who knows! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

Did you know you can level a character wrong? Well I fixed that on at least one of them. But today that doesnt matter because we have to lay down the law with the ladies! And then more after. COOPTOBERRRRR samurai warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

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So who knew you can switch sides so many time during a war? Mituhide sure gets to test that, and in the end, maybe life could be better? Afterwords maybe we explore the other sides of Nobunaga's story! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

Cooptober day 4! We get to ACTUALLY help Ranmaru protect Nobunaga this day and then Nobunaga gets to...rule the land? That sounds like a bad idea but WE DO IT FOR FRIENDSHIP ANYWAY! Then we get onto the next! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

🎃 LIVE NOW 🎃 Aerith Cosplay today ❤️ Join the fun here 😄 ✨ twitch.tv/KIMMYDNC

Sometimes I wished the feeling of my life being drained out of me while I sit in my car preparing myself to spend money was powerful enough to mummify me.

Who knew with enough effort, and the literal super power of the shadow, you could change the tide of war! We got Hanzo campaign to complete and then ON TO THE NEXT COOPTOBER CAMPAIGN! Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

Cooptober day 2! Thats right we are back again with the slaughter of many people as we continue our quest of alternate history's of battles. Today we finish the quest of the Uesugi clan as Kenshin *checks notes* fights his nemesis. Samurai Warriors twitch.tv/war_jebus

Who knew it could be the most special season once again...COOPTOBER! It is that time in our lives were we celebrate my good friend Gerd with some couch coop action! This year, in the wake of Onimusha, we are keeping it Sengoku Period with Samurai Warriors! Twitch.tv/war_jebus

YOUR STUPID STREAMER FORGOT WHAT DAY IT WAS and how could he could he do that when we have to stop Nobunaga from preforming the dark ritual!! Onimusha: Warlords Finale twitch.tv/war_jebus

What do you mean NOBUNAGA IS ALIVE thanks to making a packed with demons...I mean its totally on brand but COMEON! And hes got something to do with princes Yuki getting kidnapped, also that necromancer guys. Onimusha: Warlords twitch.tv/war_jebus

Things have really gotta start shaping up in the world, I can no longer pretend it doesnt effect me while trying to survive. I already have enough shit in my life to put me on the edge, everything else is causing those things to tip me over.

There are grand stories about a soliders in battle against an evil ruler as we follow them through the trials of said battle. But what about after that? What would the story look like right after the big bad is gone...also there are demons. Onimusha: Warlords twitch.tv/war_jebus

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My particular spectrum disorder is driven to the ropes at the moment. Also (unrelated) I canceled stream earlier and forgot to tell you all. Tuesday stream is a go as I dug through my box of games to the bottom to get what we needed.

Welcome back to the Thursday erasure stream, were we had a bug and now its like last Thursday never happened (gameplay wise). Today, we find out what that key doin and confront more death as we continue to survive the night! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

If I had a nickel for every time I gave myself a time limit to play a game and then ignored it and ended up tired beyond all belief the next day, id still hate my existence but I could probably afford a nice steak dinner.

IM BACK IN A NORMAL LOCATION and people still keep dying! Who knew vats full of kings was the perfect place to find a dagger but now we have some interesting conundrums to solve...like murder. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

There is a drink my friend's dad makes, that I really like despite historically my thinking I dont like Malibu. So I assumed maybe I dont hate Malibu like I thought. Just had a drink that was mostly malibu...yeah I know what I like and Malibu sucks as the primary flavor😅

Told myself I needed to get up early regardless of how little sleep I got. Felt how tired I was when snoozing my alarm, and asked myself "how am I gonna wake up to do what I need to do" and then the muscle in my leg seized 😅. Having your leg cramp while stuck in a sleeping bag is interesting!

So lets look at it from this perspective, you are a handful of people locked in a building and people keep ending up dead. How do we NOT instantly know who it is? Also they milled a man with a pterosaur! (My chat teaches me things.) The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

The killing has BEGUN! And what a perfect fella to go first, cause that Carter guys STINKS! Now the question is, who could die and who could live, there are definitely enough people present to make things interesting...The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

I know I preemptively said I might not be streaming tonight but I am just confirming that as a fact. Have a great night!

"I see now Ai was a bad move so we made sure all the Ai assets in our game are gone now right before we launch cause we get Ai is bad. Also we didn't even use Ai to make or game just in the concept phase so make sure to buy our game that releases next week" ... People dont buy that shit. Let'em burn

I played in a golf tournament today (nont pdga offical), its was my first double tournament and we tied for 3rd from last which was pretty sick! Once again I learned that it takes me about 9 holes to get into the grove and that is continuously a problem I wish I knew how to remedy 😅

Holy shit my new rage I experience watching people on tiktok comments complaining "the video is lagging" when that is a known fresh post issue...WHAT ROCK ARE THEY ALL CRAWLING OUT FROM IM A LATE ADOPTER OF TIKTOK AND I KNOW THIS!!

They let me into a party that likley is full of criminals...they are unaware of the dangers they have set upon themselves cause I am a top tier detective who's out for blood and they took my press pass so they'll never know I was there. The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

I know we are going to a party later, but this museum better have free pastrami, cause I had to give mine to a rude cop earlier and im getting hangry! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

Almost murdering a guy and getting payed with priceless jewels at a party where 8 people were killed by your friend in your 20s in the 20s will totally mean you get to live a stress free life in New York without any more problems right...RIGHT?! The Dagger of Amon Ra twitch.tv/war_jebus

So like...EVERYONE IS DYING and I think my friend may not be capable of understanding that. Also this game has already given Laura enough contect clues to warrant her stealing a gun so LET ME ALREADY I swear! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus

Shenmue I & II is $4.49 on Xbox buff.ly/27SmRAG (Steam) $5.99 Humble buff.ly/UHElEB7 $5.54 Fanatical buff.ly/VyO6R72 XBO physical $7.20 at VGP buff.ly/O38rCaH #ad

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Im drunk. Save me

You ever been invited to a will reading for not your own family? Probably already a little awkward but not totally since the old man isnt dead. But what do you mean the will has a "all surviving members" clause...IM TRAPPED ON A ISLAND WITH MURDERERS! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus

It's 1925, you are invited, by a friend, to a weekend out at a...plantation...when tentions rise and murder is in the air! Did I mention that plantation is on an island...and you cant leave? What will poor Laura Bow do?! The Colonel's Bequest twitch.tv/war_jebus

Live!!! Final Fantasy VII Remake time!!! Maybe we'll finish tonight? The dlc will be next! 💜🦉💜 Twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace

BY the power of crystal staff, I AM THE WIZAAARRRDDD! Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus

Stranglehold is $4.99 on GOG (preservation program) buff.ly/3U3LZTF #ad Hard Boiled free to watch on Pluto buff.ly/let4Koa

This game is trying to make me take out my eyeballs...I need those to play!! If only my mother warned me about these kind of games growing up. Forbidden Solitaire twitch.tv/war_jebus

🔴🟡🔵 BIG WALK 🔴🟡🔵 Out now on Steam, Nintendo Switch 2, and PlayStation 5. Hooray!

I know Im being wishful about a steam frame price that's in my budget but if that thing ends up being $1500 I swear...I hope you ai loving fucks lose everything with the when the bust happens.

Holy shit... i just saw a chatgpt commercial that showed some old lady using it to solve every problem up her mind in 20 seconds and dear God if I wasn't drinking id lose it.

Live!!! Playing more Final Fantasy VII Remake! 💜🔥💜 Twitch.tv/WhatsHerFace

I swear to god these tiktok nerd culture live auction stream pages are pissing me off! I cant block them enough, they keep showing up!!