Walty

So Update- IMMA HUSBAND!!!!

I think this year imma learn how to make Eggnog, and if I can get fancy Coquito

This made my stomach hurt-

Reminding her who I am-

This was the nuclear option, he said this cuz he knew nothing else would get a rise outta you😂😂

The girlies mad at me cuz I said Halle Bailey is just Skai Jackson with a better PR team-

Not they clappin😂😂😂

Yall letting little miss Purse Slaw judge yall for eating PICKLES?!?!

This feels anti-black?!? Take this down!

Watching the sun rise as I drive home might be my new favorite thing-

Fina go roll right now-

Need to clean the beard up

Niggas who don't vote don't deserve pussy!

Its about to be time to make good on some of those "things i could do differently if I were making more money/our schedules lined up better/circumstances were different" I wanted to do before i got into a better situation. I'm really excited to be able to give her more of the life she deserves.

Having a nice productive cleaning day while I mentally prepare for tonight. I feel like I should be sleeping more but Ive always been an early riser.

Idc what our relationship is, if u don’t take care of your kids I hate you.

First day of night shift tonight, but until then chauffeuring the wife to her events and catching up with friends irl and online🙂‍↕️

So TikTok asked a good question and now I need more opinions- who was the better Athlete, Troy Bolton or Spencer James?

A lot of fucking heads would’ve rolled WAY before they did later in the show 😂 Robert Baratheon would prolly still have been King for the entirety of the show 🤣

When all the guys are on discord, but you’re being a good husband🫠😭

I need a night out with the gang real bad-

I hate when a DJ don’t know how to read a room. Let some of these songs breathe man FUCK- the women had to stop dancing like 4 times cuz he keep tryna slide in his little adlibs and transition to a new song-

There’s plenty of fish in the sea, billions infact. DONT TOUCH MY FISH-

A Jack and Coke has never done me wrong-

I need her on me like this or keep it-

Baby sent me a cute little video from her shoot this morning, now i gotta pick out an outfit her event tonight

Double text, triple text. If I didn’t want it I’d say something. All that nonchalant playing it cool shit is for the birds

I miss the days when I saw a Call Of Duty game and felt excited for more than one piece of it. I haven’t been buying the last couple but I am about to get MW4 specifically for DMZ. I miss extraction shooter looter games

I just want her to turn me into a Capri-Sun while she watches her favorite movies, is that too much to ask for?

Now its time for a Mikes lemonade, some jerk chicken, and a good movie-

Damn that curb owed you money-?

Loved how this came out-

Just told my coworkers turned 30 in May, and the whole room stopped. Apparently they all thought I was a college kid😅

Lemon Pepper Slander makes me wanna get violent…

Swoop him off his-

She said she was proud of me and got me flowers and candy 🥰🥰🥰

Good problems ready- I begged God to put me back in positions for me to give my wife the life she deserves and now I’m looking at an overstuffed plate. But if I can pull this off—-

Great First Day at work, crushed it at the gym this afternoon, 96 on my Medical Terms exam. Now its time for a shower, this chicken phillie, and to snuggle my girls and maybe get some time on the game.

The Super Crunch gym I have a membership at is cool but nothing beats that empty gym feeling🙂‍↕️