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I think we may have just found the new Whitehouse Press Secretary.

For shits and giggles, I always wake up gleefully wondering...👇🏾

😂Brilliant

I voted Blue all down the ballot and only retained the women judges. I voted yes to initiative 440 and 441 and when I saw a Republican running unopposed, I wrote in Kermit the frog, the Cookie Monster, Eminem, and None of the Above. Nebraska is ready to turn purple!

Yuppp

I know how we solve the farm crisis in states with legal marijuana laws. We use all of the tax proceeds from the sale of both medicinal and recreational. Each state could raise at least $200 to $300 million in revenues for our farmers. This way they won't rely on federal welfare to bail them out.

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social Congressman, please tell your caucus to stop blaming trump for all of the pain they are feeling because of his feckless presidency and to start blaming the Repubs in Congress who are rightfully responsible for allowing him to do the things that hurt them with impunity.

The documentary Musk doesn't want us to see MUSK (2026) Directed by Alex Gibney

@themarisatomei.bsky.social It’s not everyday an Academy Award winner shows up on the timeline! Your incredible talent has brought so many unforgettable characters to life, and it’s wonderful to see you bringing that same star power over to Bluesky

They all knew ahead of time who he is...

x.com/CliffW089502...

*******BREAKING NEWS******* Sen. Mitch McConnell was seen yesterday at a trump rally doing the trump dance!

I was listening to you Mr Cameron, and I heard you loud and clear. I have been saying for years that Hollywood movies are glimpses into the future. Things from the cartoon, The Jetsons- Video Chats, Robot Vacuums, Flat-Screen TVs, Smartwatch, Virtual Assistants, Digital Encyclopedias, Pill Cameras.

Today is the day I ask myself with wide wonder👇🏾

Attorney General Blanche will be the first ever attorney general to be impeached and removed from office after the midterms. It will be epic!

I have a friend who is a trump supporter and the reason I'm friends with him is because we don't talk about politics. Lately it's getting harder and harder to stay friends with him because he also loves the Tate brothers, Nick Fuentes, and believes trump won the election in 2020. It's pathetic!

All I want to know?👇🏾

Uhhhhhh, yuppp

Everyday when I wake up I just have to ask myself 👇🏾🙏🏾

Asking for 72% of the country who are either growing tired of his schtick or who NEVER voted for the pedophile, so....

Last night before I went to bed I prayed to my lord to put the 34 time felony convicted rapist and pedophilic depends wearing orange orangutan out of his misery. This morning I awake hoping he answered my prayers, so......👇🏾

One day hopefully soon this question will be answered in the affirmative 🙏🏾, unfortunately not today😕.

Republicklans are always lying to their constituents about how dead people are somehow voting for Democrats but they won't say a single word about how a dead Senator is still holding a seat in Congress. I called Mitch McTurtle and spoke for over 20 minutes about this very thing.

Read "‘Oh He Knew’: California Gym Owner Proudly Wears Shirt with Racist Symbol—Then Claims He Had No Idea What It Meant After Negative Reviews Start Pouring In" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-87IPHRkc/K... If he doesn't know how bad he fucked up, let's show him by shutting down this shit hole.

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Hakeem Jeffries, you are going to be primaried in 2028 if you whip up democratic votes for financial aid to Israel. The democratic socialists in the party all agree we need to divest from Israeli terrorists. I will make it my mission to send you back to your mosque in NY. Stop appeasing TERRORISTS!

Has anyone noticed how every Republican congressperson or sycophant all sings the same tune about speaking to Mitch McTurtle for 20 minutes at length? I mean, c'mon man! The last time the turtle talked to anyone at length was when he was asked the most basic GED question in front of reporters👇🏾

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Read "Rep For Senator Mitch McConnell Says He Hasn’t Kicked The Bucket And Is Still Kicking Amid Death Rumors, Was Found ‘Unconscious’ In Home: ‘He Continues To Improve In The Hospital’ I don't know if the aide is aware or not, but death would be an improvement for Mitch McTurtle. Am I right?

bsky.app/profile/phil... Yuppp

Read "Young angler reels in ‘monster’ bass from tiny raft, tears up over his personal best" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-80I9eIiA/C... Holy Moly!!! Well done kid!!!

Read "“My vote is in play”: Maher tells Vance he’d vote for a Republican over a progressive" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-80nQkFeo/o... Everyone knows you voted for trump over Harris so you ALREADY sold your soul, self imagined victimized white maga boy.

Deputies Went From Accident Investigation to Animal Control When a Family’s Dog Escaped Thank God this family was white. Had they been of color this whole story could have gone sideways with a massacre of the family and their dog because those cops would have been in fear for their lives. On cue!

Has anyone else noticed how everyone from Fux Noose makes their little begging videos on the Ferris wheel? It seems to be the only ride working so they are pretending to be enjoying themselves in an empty venue. Gaslighting at its finest and a sad and desperate attempt to look crowded.

Asking for every American who NEVER voted for the Orange Taco, so....

Read "Wild video shows massive brawl over pool chair — leaving girl bloodied with broken nose" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7ZEfH0ze/q... Look at all these euro thugs and animals. Welcome to Murickkka

Read "Megyn Kelly Melts Down Over Barack and Michelle Obama’s ‘Ridiculous’ Magazine Cover: ‘Piece of Vomit’" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7ZE6SOnC/T... Ava Braun should know by now that Obama Deranged Syndrome is a mental illness.

HILARIOUS www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8Ge4TjY/

Read "Sean Duffy Defends Saying ‘Libtard’ In Front Of Daughter With Down Syndrome — And Just, Wow" If he's this stupid to utter that remark about Democrats to an audience of supporters and physically challenged daughter, imagine what he calls her behind closed doors.🤔

Read "Tiny Puppy Becomes a Surprise Little Boy Waited All His Life for & It Doesn’t Get Better" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7Z9uHnGw/D... Awwww, this teared me up! I dare you not to cry!

Ex-NBA player on how former teammates talked about Kobe Bryant: Here's the thing about Kobe's greatness. His life didn't revolve around the feelings of also-rans or jealous envious haters, and he would be the first to tell any of them, FUCK YOUR FEELINGS! His argument starts and ends with 5 rings!

Read "Fox News Star, 64, Reveals Diagnosis After Viewers Notice Weird Face" It seems like Mr Klannity is trying to convince himself he's not deathly ill moreso than trying to convince me. I'm not buying what he's trying to sell us because he's dying. So die!

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8sEP2w2/ Just, WOW! I didn't even notice but look at the look that maga coon is giving 😂😂😂🦨😩

Read "‘Something is Wrong’: Fox News’ Sean Hannity’s Appearance Sparks Concern as Viewers Claim He Looks ‘Puffy and Bloated’" on SmartNews: l.smartnews.com/p-7YT7bnIk/d... Thoughts and prayers 🙏🏾 this fat racist fuck is dying.