You can call me V

I have recently been acquired by a cat, and I like to tell him what flavour his dinner is while i am prepping it for him. Why are his biscuits herring and *vegetables* flavour? I thought veggies were bad for my lil friend, on account of him being a carnivore?

#SundayPixLamp - well, kinda. No genie as yet.

For those invested in this, The Smell was a slightly cracked egg and the cat is very offended at suggestions he would leave a mouse killed but uneaten

For legal reasons I have to say Maureen is a work of fiction and my mum in law can cut her own toenails

Just pre-ordered. Will be delivered by magic.

Something in my kitchen smells and I can't find it. The kitchen is so clean. I even pulled the fridge out. But The Smell remains.

You lot have been smashing today, and after I neglected this account for so long too. I love you I especially love @purplequeenpub.bsky.social for helping me format this book so it could come out on time and looking great. And by "helping" I do mean doing it all because I am hopeless. What a stunner

This is me doing a marketing. See how in my comfort zone i am? This is fine. Anyway, my new horror short story collection, Myths and Monsters, is out on halloween! 🎃👻📚

No doctors will be getting anywhere near me! #SundayPixHarvest

3 times this week I've fallen asleep on my sofa, destroying the pact I have with my back and threatening the peace treaty with my spine. I should have taken my own advice, and minded commandment one: youtu.be/dPFwBg5W5sE

Sometimes youtube likes to throw up stuff from ages ago for me to see again, and today it was this. I miss wombie, but i am so glad he left so much of his writing behind to keep us company. youtu.be/6lSU3b3wgjk?...

Unfortunately for my dreams of future riches, but fortunately for all ample bosomed perimenopausal ladies suffering through summer humidititty, these already exist. Well kinda, cooling gel pad bra inserts anyway. I might try and sew them into some summer dresses next year

Saw someone asking if anyone in the uk has their heating on yet. Am I the only one who is absolutely boiling? Where is my crisp October air? Where are the bejewelled spiderwebs and visible breath? I haven't even got my socks on yet.

When i was in bed last night, I had a sudden story idea. I decided to make a note on my phone so I wouldn't forget this time. Unfortunately the note consists of 4 words, and I can only work out what one of them is.

The Old Warnings are still relevant today... www.patreon.com/posts/171407...

I made a tutorial for the simplest, easiest happiness spell ever, and I can almost guarantee you already have the ingredients at home. What have you got to lose? #Witchsky youtu.be/kVaMkpeXkYw?...

Today I am trying to make my website work the same on both mobile and desktop and even though I have a "responsive" theme, it isn't bloody working. Growl. Only look on my website on your phones for a bit, ok?

The horrors persist but so do books, flowers, animals, the ocean, sunsets, trees, libraries, iced coffee, spooky season, the word ‘fuck’, and the moon.

Dear Universe; that's quite enough growth and character development, thank you. I'm grown. I'm developed. I am ready for a little bit of soft life now, tysvm

My car is in her death throes, so i was looking at various different options online. Accidentally auto filled my real number instead of my fake one i use for this kind of thing. I've had 5 calls from robots just today 😭

My friend said she liked my skirt and i hadn't yet told her I made it out of a bedsheet 😁

This is one of my favourite stories that I have written

Every single time I click on the 'Yes, I have read the terms & conditions' when buying something, I get this fleeting thought about that might mean. It's a hangover from a story in Slipping Through, written by @vspearson85.bsky.social it's brilliant! 💙📚👀 #Booksky buy.bookfunnel.com/h5gi81shtn

The first thing I saw when everything finally came back on was the news about Dolly 💔

Sky customer service is the actual worst, their robots are designed to enrage and then you finally get through to a person and they are just as unhelpful as the AI. So tell me, what broadband company makes it easy to talk to a human when you need help? Because i can't be doing with this nonsense

Kiddo has found out today he has to wear glasses, and he is sad about it. Please tell me all the coolest people/characters who wear glasses to cheer him up

#SundayPixHappy

#NotMyCat he may be, but he is very happy here #SundayPixHappy

If you are invested in what it looks like: youtube.com/shorts/fInQI...

I'm meant to be having a physically relaxing day (to prep for a more physical week ahead) so I decided to play Minecraft to glue me to the sofa. So i started a hardcore world and now I am stressed and my neck hurts from the tension

I made a skirt and it fits and looks ok! And it has MASSIVE pockets

"Mistakes are part of the learning process" I mutter, yanking my fabric out of my sewing machine again

It unreasonably irks me that I have to fill in a declaration every year to say I don't need a TV license. No other subscription service hassles me every year to see if I want it.

Recently I learned that when you hit #menopause, your Achilles tendon is more likely to snap. Serendipitously, I also came across this video about the importance of tendon strength, and how to strengthen them. So, now I feel duty bound to share this everywhere! youtu.be/GSwL3Lgw6zI?... #Health

I get that disposable barbecues may be higher risk because they're more likely to be on the ground, but surely all barbecues carry a wildfire risk in these conditions