VariableGone but scary

“Weaponized incompetence” and it’s just the most basic slip-up. I really don’t understand why some people take normal mistakes as personal insults.

Bread #baking One of my friends asked me to make a loaf shaped like a penis, but I’m not putting it here.

I found a brick with my deadname carved into it while cleaning my closet

I consumed a very large quantity of chili flake oil this morning with eggs and toast and am now in extreme internal distress. Ow.

MY DOGS GOT SKUNK SPRAYED AAAAAAAAA

i should be allowed to bully people who think ai "art" looks good

Turns out baking four loaves of bread within two hours is a great way to counter suicidal ideation.

Living mostly solitary lives, bipedal insectoids known as elves roam the ashen woods, feeding on insects and carrion. Many elves are nothing more than peaceful hermits, learning very little language and avoiding settlements. Some lore for my dnd campaign :) #dnd #homebrew #elves #art

Working on some Halloween art, will post soon :D

Jack-o’-lantern :D #halloween #pumpkin

I got to bully pro-life protesters at an art walk :D I’m in a plague doctor outfit so I just yelled “BY GOD, YOU ALL MUST HAVE THE PLAGUE! ONLY A HORRID DISEASE WOULD BRING SUCH A CURSE OF IDIOCY UPON YOU!”

Made bread with no recipe for the first time, worked out perfectly

Hamburger buns^2

I have a lot of opinions on the resident evil movie, most good. I’m genuinely considering making a YouTube video just to ramble about it.

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IT HAS BEGUN AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Tomorrow

holy shit its me

Update: do not

I’m gonna eat an alka seltzer tablet, will update soon.

I completely forgot about this, whoops.

AUDITIONS! Medieval Fair of Norman, Oct. 3rd & 4th Auditions Signup Genius Link www.signupgenius.com/go/805054DA4...

If you say you dislike ai but play fortnight, you’re absolutely spineless.

Cosplaying Chris Redfield for the resident evil movie, I’ll post a photo later.

Candle Cove 🕯️📺 #creepypasta #candlecove #pirate #analoghorror #creepcast #creepypastafanart #fanart #horrorart #horror #eerie #creepy #drawing #halloween #art

Pro tip for anyone with human anatomy: DON’T EAT A THIRD OF A TIN OF ALTOIDS OH MY FUCKING GOD IT HURTS I FEEL LIKE MY INSIDES ARE BOILING THEMSELVES INSIDE OUT Stick with my advice and you’ll be golden

Tried drawing star walker with a brush pen

Digitalized one of my paper drawings #art #webcomic

Sketching furries is history class while on two hours of Sleep :D #art?

I don’t really know what it says about the quality of my self-image but I would absolutely replace my flesh with metal if given the choice. Aside from the benefits of durability, I just think it would make me so far removed from beauty standards that they just wouldn’t apply to me at all.

Btw I’m on magma Username is variablenotgone

Made this at like 7:30

lol I got blocked by them

Knightposting

I now reject all mortal flesh, behold my ultimate form.

I pray to a god I don’t believe in every night that my friends never find my bluesky page

Wait I can celebrate all saint’s day without being religious because my name is Saint. Huh.

Rage baiting my friends into regaining their self worth

It’s really disappointing to see authors using genAI to promote their books, it completely devalues any of their writing for me and shows how little they really care about it. You can and should do better.

Forgot to get a picture before it got devoured but I made some really good cornbread :D #baking

Perish, Begon, I banish thee, hark, posthaste, unhand me, onward, WE NEED TO USE THESE PHRASES MORE. Gods do I love speaking like a wizard.

I don’t even hate it when people make him hot or whatever it’s just that it’s the only way anyone draws him :( I’m getting unnecessary worked up about a shitpost creepypasta

I’m tired of people drawing Jeff the killer as a tumblr sexyman or something, he needs to look FUCKED. No matter how he’s written, he is almost always covered in burns with a massive open wound ripped across his face. I just barely see him drawn as genuinely frightening.

potassium.

Existing sucks dick rn someone give me a substance to abuse /j

Trench coat weather is fast approaching heheheheheheheheheh

I’m honestly mad at myself for not watching akira sooner, I have been blessed by the truest of peak.

I’ll post some more art soon guys it’s the witherstorm

The high today is 80f holy shit Luckiest I’ve been with the heat in months