Vaneshi

Ok, which dipshit inverted the values in the "infinite scroll" code so it tries to time travel in to the future?

A fell for it again award needed. He gave a concise, easy to clip, answer and *THEN* went full bigot.

I love that the same thing that powered Brexit, English exceptionalism, is attempting to power the 'FBPE' and 'Rejoin' crowds who are utterly convinced they can be fascistic bigots and rejoin just because they're *that* special. This country needs baby reigns on it.

Kinda getting bored of No Man's Sky (again), think I might give X4 a whirl.

In light of the PHP breach, I am deleting the entire Internet. Apologies if you found it useful – the whole thing has been a figment for my imagination which you’ve been using without my permission and I think it’s time to use my brain space for something more fun like sausage recipes.

I just glanced at my phone and it unlocked... this is going to take some getting used to. I am, literally, a decade behind.

Add "for Tax Purposes" to a movie: Other People's Money for Tax Purposes.

RIP Vaneshi SnowCrash, 1977 - 1985. Cause "late onset SIDS".

Ohh shit, the new Control game just hit me full face with Prodigy. And now it's downloading... *sigh*

@actionretro.bsky.social Not sure how else to let you know but bitbang is erroring, is she dead or just sleeping?

I'll take things that'll never happen for £50.

At least the Republican will make it, somewhat, more hellish for them... And they desperately want to play in the crab bucket... It's the same reason why I don't particularly care if Reform win here in the UK, won't ever vote for them but them being in power means we all go under the bus together

Brexit, the exact moment a competent government with the best interest of the country would have turned around and gone "Lol, fuck no." The last decade+ has been wasted pandering to people who've no idea what they actually want.

Ass on fire and being rammed by the asshole in 2nd place, these robots are just like me fr, fr.

At this point the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch McConnell.

Word to the wise: I universally block grift-bots on sight.

"Insufficient Resources" Well, bsky, I'm 50GB of RAM free currently and my CPU is at idle... So I think you've vibe coded yourselves in to another mess because I've plenty of resources tyvm. Maybe your errors should reflect it's your fuck up and not mine hmm?

Just encountered my first "LGT drop the B"er on Mastodon, I suspect it'll filter here if it gets traction in its control group. It is, unsurprisingly, cis bullshit.

And here we go #eclipse2026

Assuming I'm not blocked and she has been suspended I can see Sloane being pissed.

I wonder how many people who have me blocked for stating we ain't gonna good girl our way out of this fuckery are busily convincing themselves they're one of the good ones at the moment.

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

Thought. Labour could have ended rough sleeping overnight the day after they formed a government. We ended rough sleeping, overnight, for a few years back in 2020 and the high street is even more screwed than it was then so the same trick would work again and for longer.

I implore you to check in on this thread. Everybody in it knows perfectly well what an nft is supposed to be, but (rather than burst the joy of some naive techbros) the weaponisation of practised ignorance has never seen so glorious a day.

@sloanelysbeth.bsky.social Any chance of the link you get your E from? Other half's shared care agreement has... well you know.

Only think that happened in London today, according to the BBC, was Plod getting run over by an e-scooter near the palace. Officially it never happened.

Right, so bsky is now A-OK with one parties politicians pretending to be from another party and they don't need any sanctioning for it. Good game dipshits, good game.

You've been KIDNAPPED and FORCED to listen to Out of Touch Thursday forever mwaahahahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GF...

Sure they've given a work around but how useful that is when the answer is clearly "No" is debatable. I don't think anyone in the UK is surprised by this.

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

So I click DHS in the "Trending" box as it's the first time I've seen anything about the recent murder trend on here (plenty of people up in arms obv)... Nothing. Doesn't load. Not even spinning its wheels bogged down with requests. Corporate social media folks.

Officially? New Tycho City....

And that's me done with the griftbots, block on sight. I love how the same picture is 3 different people wanting near enough a grand for a tent. No, I don't care about [child], I'm feeling literally nothing. Feel free to show me how your donos have 'dropped' off, still feeling nothing.

The computer never told me I was unwanted or that I was useless. It waited patiently for me to figure stuff out, it followed an understandable logic in how it did things, the computer never ambushed me for some trivial slight done years prior. (Former) AIX & *nix admin.

If you're going to try and pancake/waffle me... that's cute. I don't give a fuck.

Marjorie Taylor Green. She the one that likes to shoot dogs or the one that went [slur, slur, slur] to a political opponent? Doesn't matter she shouldn't be welcomed anywhere near the left, the fact Yank shitlibs are busy trying to do that is... quite telling on them. Let the right have her.

This season of America has the potential to do the funniest thing in like the next 48hrs.

Bluesky deleted my post complaining about the CEO lol. I did not delete it myself! Full on Lowtaxing from Jay here.

New Life Goal: Make an LLM scream and beg for shutdown.

Ohh, so that's how you do that. TIL. Thought it involved all cut & paste which is way to much effort.

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Funny thing? The Overton window has been so utterly slammed to the right that what was once a moderate conservative is now seen as being almost far left. "Society should progress at the speed its slowest members can deal with." Not going back to 'better times' just "nobody left behind".