Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein)

Val @ BOO! Goes the Bride (of Frankenstein)

@valwrites.ca

Author of BOOM goes the Bride, a lesbian cyberfantasy romance. Check the buttons below to buy it! More on Valwrites.ca Writer, shitposter, parent, Vancouverite She/her ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿš€โš”๏ธ

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I'm not a homesteader, I'm a homestroyer. When I set to the chores it's a homepocalypse When i cook it's a homeferno When i clean it's homebliteration I'm a home unmaker A domestic slayer When I'm through with your home you'll need to call a lawyer Just call 1 800 4nohome

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Replying to @valwrites.ca

Another new page! This one had some challenges and is the most times I've drawn Kara's face in a row lol Who does that boot belong to???? #mcis #valdraws #yuri

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NEW: Remedy's latest game, Control Resonant, is filled with art galleries. The galleries are filled with real art When I began talking to Remedy about it, I was delighted to discover who the artists are: many are the game developers' parents My story... www.gamefile.news/p/control-re...

gamefile.newsWho made the art inside Control Resonant?When the developers of Control Resonant needed to fill their video game version of New York City with art galleries, they tapped the talents of people they knew particularly well

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I get a lot of nice comments on the detail of my characterโ€™s hair, but itโ€™s DECEPTION. Jk, but it IS simpler than it looks. I use an outlined stroke in CSP. This video is sped up, but took 2 min. Itโ€™s a pretty basic panel so just did it โ€œquick and dirty.โ€ A more detailed scene Iโ€™d spend more time on

Idk if you saw the "i don't read because fictional characters can't consent" post but That is just the funniest goddamn shit. It doesn't even hold up! 1st person stories are the characters telling you the story! It's stated outright in the name of the wind. His mind is an empty box ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Omg all of you need to go update your communities or click the share button on slowcl.app/account so I can make this dumb joke! Anyways you can support (up to) hundreds of people with a single $5 which is super cool! You pick who! Youโ€™re in control! Subscribe once, build people up all month long!

I got in trouble for the same reason. I wrote a story that ended with a dog peeing on a bomb left at an empty baseball field after it failed to go off, which then blew up I was in 7th grade and didn't even think about Columbine. But my teacher decided I was trying to kill everyone. With my dog bomb

LC von Hessen ๐“†™ ๐Ÿ’€@lcvonhessen.bsky.social

So the "advice" doled out in this column makes me INCREDIBLY fucking angry as a former kid who was repeatedly taken to task by teachers for "inappropriate" drawings, culminating in a 9th-grade suspension spurred by Columbine paranoia and residual Satanic Panic. Arionne here says that was JUSTIFIED.

Suffice to say that did not stop me from writing. It in fact taught me that i can piss off a very specific kind of person by being funny, which was useful information Anyways let kids make art, whatever it is. If you stop them from making art, then all that's left is to take action.

Nil does this purposefully while dueling a robot wizard because she decided to fight with her own fight music One of my favourite scenes in the book. It's so stupid yet the requirements to understand and enjoy it are so high that only smart people will actually find it funny. Guess that's my brand

Midnight Coffin@midnightcoffee.bsky.social

Duuuuude I'm so fuuucked. My leitmotif is playing in minor key! Slowly! On a! piano!

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in one hour!

Keeping it Spooky ๐ŸŽƒ@keepingitgeekly.bsky.social

Mark your calendar ๐Ÿ“† We will be sitting down with @rynbow.bsky.social on 10/26 @ 10 PM EST to chat about Neon Pantheon + much more! A mythic, queer, disco-fueled sci-fi romance adventure โœจ ๐Ÿ”— is in the๐Ÿงต

Taxonomy battle of the century right here

Amid the Stars@amidthestarstours.com

In July, the potential discovery of the first exomoon, a moon in another solar system, was announced. However, this "moon" is likely a gas giant larger than Jupiter. So why call it a moon and not a planet? Ponder the question in my article. www.amidthestarstours.com/post/pushing... #Astronomy โš›๏ธ๐Ÿงช๐Ÿ›ฐ๏ธ

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In case you missed it, I co-host a podcast call Toonami Absolution, where we review every Toonami show, episode by episode. But, because it's Halloween, we're doing three special vampire-themed episodes! If you get the chance, I would love it if you go check them out!

Toonami Absolution@toonamiabsolution.bsky.social

Halloween is here! To celebrate spooky season, we're taking a week off from our Toonami reviews to bring you three special vampire-themed episodes!

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You know those sad montages that they often do in TV shows or films, especially crime/mystery shows where they should a bunch of different depressing things and people looking all stoic or sobbing? Petitioning to call those, โ€œmourntagesโ€ from here on out. Thank you for considering my petition.

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Life got you down? Wife still making that hot dog casserole every Tuesday? Try something new! Try the new Subway Doritos Footlong condom, by Trojan. Guaranteed to have the same cool ranch taste and great length. The Subway Doritos footlong condom. It's not what you need. It's what you deserve.

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Painted half-body comm for @ashesofsana.bsky.social on Vgen, her OC Farrah! ๐ŸŒ™๐Ÿ‚ Thank you! I loved getting to draw Farrah again๐Ÿ˜ญโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ #art #commission #VGen #VGencomm

Went to checkout at the store and my son asked the woman cashier "what's your number" She starts laughing. I explain about this bit from the wild robot (his new fav movie) and she's like "i thought he was asking for my phone number!" I'm so disconnected from men i didn't even consider it lol