Polite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman

Am I the only one who thinks it's more than a little creepy for a media outlet to refer to a 20 year old man's murder victim as a "girlfriend" when she was only 15

Armed Palestinians are "gunmen" and the soldiers they shoot while illegally occupying Palestinian land were "Israelis opened fire on in the West Bank"

How the fuck you gonna be an incel before you're old enough for your balls to drop

Israel has a right to defend itself against... Uh... Jewish dudes holding literal olive branches?

It's so funny that all you have to do to put to a grown ass man named Tommy in his place is just keep referring to him as Tommy.

Didn't this guy buy a website for 10x what it was worth because he thought they were violating his constitutional right to post Hunter Biden dick pics

Got a job at [major corporate retailer] and walked out in the middle of the orientation video where they had little sketches between employees talking about how much they loved helping customers and if they tried to unionize, it would jeopardize their ability to deliver the best customer experience.

Is RFK's voice contagious?

Talents aren't something that are supposed to be circumvented to cheat a result. If you have no real talents, you're just supposed to do what I did and become a mailman.

I dunno man, I feel like if you spend every waking moment of your formative years being perpetually indoctrinated by capitalist "values" from every corner of your life, and they all crumble within a week of learning a different way, maybe the current way really fuckin sucks?

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Don't click through to see who they're talking about unless you've got zofran on hand.

The fuck is a "kaylub"

A 16 year major league career and 55% of his career WAR came in *one* of them. That's diabolical.

Ya know, the whole "the only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun..." pitch becomes a lot less enticing when you learn the "good guy with a gun" response time is the span of 3 dead kids.

If I tattooed goatse(dot)cx on my forehead and you made fun of me for it, I don't think it would be particularly good faith for me to say you were "mocking my looks."

Not a surprise that the "American politics became rotten in 2016" crowd is also the "German politics became rotten in 1933" crowd.

I think the absolute nicest thing you can someone who parrots the "I won't raise my standards, so you should lower yours" electoral line is that it is the absolute highest form of moral cowardice.

I challenge anyone saying this to name the election where someone *wasn't* saying this.

Not only is it pathetic "reporting" but the idea that Editor in Chief of CBS News is a role one "grows into" is so fucking insane.

Gotta say, it's a Supreme Little Bitch move to call to strip voting rights away from a whole group of people, and then immediately block someone who simply suggests the exact same treatment for you.

We'd actually be much better off if we stripped voting rights away from anyone who worked in law enforcement.

Thank You For Ending DEI and Bringing Back Our Beautiful Meritocracy, Mr. Trump! 🦅 🇺🇸 🗽

A couple well placed SAM sites and shoulder mounted RPGs putting the entire RAF into a graveyard at the bottom of the Mediterranean

Just imagining Rommel amassing his tanks outside Cairo and being immediately incinerated by a fleet of Egyptian F-16s that appear and disappear so quickly he immediately believes in witchcraft

The world if childhood Ben Shapiro went to therapy about growing up in a more famous family member's shadow

I think it's actually that Ben has an old fashioned rolodex on his desk labeled "pervs and rejects"

I always fuckin hated Shawn Mullins' Lullaby

Jameis Winston was the starting quarterback in a game that ended with the dumbest QB play you'll ever see, and it somehow wasn't him. This seems mathematically impossible

I think Cam Skattebo must have given some of his future CTE balance to Jayden Daniels

Not sure how I feel just yet about letting higher seed playoff teams choose their opponent, but as a lifelong Messy Bitch Who Lives For Drama, I cannot wait for the trolling that follows the first one seed who falls to their handpicked opponent.

For almost all of my 13 years on the job, whenever a business that usually has outgoing mail doesn't have anything for me, I've always deadpan replied "aww man, guess I'm not feeding my kids this week," and today, *finally*, someone replied "wait, do you guys get paid based on the mail you collect?"

Oh man I'm gonna be delivering so much nonprofit political mail to retirement homes with this dumb loser's face on it real soon

Sorry but if you survive a double execution attempt, you get to become the prison warden now.

Immediately after a report that basically says he allowed October 7th to happen, and four weeks before the election where he's made Israeli security his tentpole issue. Not saying just saying

Criticizing Wallace Shawn is more antisemitic than criticizing Israel.

This is just Alito announcing to the world that a 5-3 decision has already been determined in favor of his side.

Best wishes to Michael Shannon on his new career endeavor.