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Pittsburgh Zoo & Aquarium is set to trade gorillas with Boston’s Franklin Park Zoo. Frankie, Pittsburgh’s 7-year-old male western lowland gorilla, will head to Boston, and in exchange, Boston will send 33-year-old Little Joe the silverback @triblive.bsky.social 🦍

Wow

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lmfao

leaning over to the frog next to me: it’s getting hot as shit in this pool lately

nate silver (tied up in my basement and dressed like a pikmin): this is blueskyism me (poking him with a stick): no talking. pick up that soda can ai chatbot modeled after my favorite umamusume anime girl: show him who’s boss, captain olimar my cat (unable to comprehend any of this): meow

"[Moe's is] a pornography store. I was buying pornography."

I think dogs should have the option of getting veneers

Rayman is one of the most French game franchises of all time

Chanting this to myself softly

A drama is playing out in PG County

As if this week were not bizarre enough: Mount Pleasant residents tell me a group of federal agents gathered for a photo-op near a pro-immigrant banner, pictured below, then tore it down. In its place, they left a dildo. A neighbor's Ring camera captured the whole thing...

Hit my line

This would be one of the funniest fucking things I've seen all year but the darkness it portends means it's a little less funny Imagine deploying a 12 person riot shield-equipped task force to take down a guy living in an apartment in West End The Sicario sfx, chef's kiss

Today I learned from the attorney general that a guy throwing a sandwich is the deep state

I think I have solved the Bluesky growth problem: What if you could have a feed that was packed with misinformation that made you mad

RIP Malcolm-Jamal Warner. WTF

Imagine being lowered into the jus

Fight stick found at my local FGC tournament

That's an old Bo-Berry Biscuit, you can't fool me

Swimming is great exercise. More people should have affordable access to pools and lessons

The roses are starting to bloom and it appears insects have discovered them Also, face card

That shit about Jonathan Joss was already bad on its own because it seemed like senseless gun violence when it was initially reported. Now that the circumstances are out there, it's 10x worse. That's why it's important to stand up for LGBTQ+ people. Nobody should ever have to deal with that.

The only thing I know for sure is that I don't know shit

I feel pretty good physically, it would be a shame if that were to suddenly change

Nothing I say about The Ninja Turtles anime could possibly do it any justice. This shit had a scene where Krang hit the Twin Towers with a tsunami & it's not even one of the Top 10 craziest things that happens.

me: im ready for my cheek implants, doc doc: okey dokey. buccal up *annnnnd send 👻*

Four of swords

sister act 4

Running a hilly 5k today

Good god

Fun group and I'm glad they got their moment, but it should have remained an experiment, a single EP. A group that is less than the sum of its parts. You hesitate to call them a supergroup.

Top tier quality over quantity mixtape

This is why, this is why, this is why