Ed T.

This should be every Democrat’s campaign ad.

The man in the back said everyone attack And it turned into a ballroom blitz The girl in the front said

I admit I liked Idiocracy as a movie. Doesn’t mean I wanted to live in it. But here we are.

Chuck Norris found the Grim Reaper and roundhouse kicked him so hard, they switched places.

I would say “RIP Chuck Norris,” but we all know he’s just setting an unbeatable record for longest holding of one’s breath.

US: Help us clean up this mess we made for no reason. NATO: No. US: Well we don’t need your help anyway! Him: Let’s go out tomorrow. Her: No. Him: Well I didn’t want to date you anyway! —Same energy

So these absolutely insane chucklef*cks are actively trying to destroy the world because of their make believe sky daddy and their book of fairy tales? How the hell do we stop this? newrepublic.com/post/207270/...

Now do the USA.

Anything good on TV tonight?

I could play 1-on-1 with an NBA player, and the projection would be I score 0 points. But he gets so bored playing defense against me because he doesn’t even have to try, he gets caught daydreaming and I manage to make a layup. I lose 120-2. I beat projections, but I still got whooped.

Let’s see if I’m following. ICE murdered someone for expressing their 1st Amendment rights. Now they’ve murdered someone for expressing their 2nd Amendment rights. Are they just making their way through the Bill of Rights? Will they continue through all of the Amendments?

During several of these Republicans’ rambling BS wastes of time, I’ve found myself shouting at them, “Are you a broken pencil, or do you have a point?”

He has dementia He thinks he runs the whole world He’s a piece of shit #Haiku

Internal bleeding? Really? From what? Was it in his hand from pulling the trigger too hard? I also notice a number of headlines on this referring to the murderer as being “hit” by Good’s car. We all saw the video. He was never hit. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Tr*mp supporters don’t know what the Venezuelan flag looks like.

Just to point out to Secretary Puppykiller, who is labeling the murder victim as a domestic terrorist: most Americans know what terrorism looks like. We always imagine masked men threatening and killing innocent people with guns and other weapons. Which one does this sound like?

The “government’s” response to ICE murdering a US citizen just proves that if you something they don’t like, they’ll label it “domestic terrorism” and kill you.

The thing about the US illegally invading Venezuela and stealing their oil is, Tr*mp is in the Epstein files.

If someone tells you to think independently, and then you do, did you really do it?

I wake up this morning to see that America has illegally invaded another country and kidnapped its president, most likely to distract from the Epstein files and to steal oil. Can other countries come in and arrest our criminal president now? Can Ukraine directly attack Putin?

Am I the only one who, when Zohran Mamdani speaks, you hear Zach Braff?

Crazy, that was also TACO’s and Epstein’s stance in general.

You have to be a next level evil, narcissistic piece of trash to not only victim blame when someone is killed violently, but to also make it about yourself. And it’s also very disturbing that this sort of behavior from an alleged “president” isn’t super surprising.

Sounds about right.

You may not know this, but… It’s the guns. It’s definitely the guns.

I opened up the refrigerator and just started eating Thanksgiving leftovers. Couldn’t help myself. I knew I wouldn’t be able to quit cold turkey.

So, about the whole “you have a duty to refuse an illegal order” thing…

TACOTUS is calling for the execution of members of congress for the crime of… (Checks notes) Pointing out what the law is. Tell me again how the violent political rhetoric is coming from the left.

You guys… Antifa is so well funded and organized, they’ve somehow managed to get their own memorial and cemetery put in Washington DC and nearby Virginia. Here are pictures I took as proof.

Foo Frighters #HalloweenASongOrBand

1) Not an organization 2) There are no safe houses, as it’s not an organization 3) There’s no laundered money, because it’s not an organization, criminal or otherwise 4) Why do you have such a problem with the idea that fascism is bad?

Make a movie food: The Shape of Watermelon

With the economy in turmoil, millions about to lose healthcare, and the government shut down,TACO has his priorities in check. There’s something very… “let them eat cake,” and/or Nero fiddling about this.

TACO’s “Middle East peace plan” didn’t even last one Scaramucci.

The real domestic terrorists

The only violence I’ve been seeing in Portland is from the so-called Feds!!! Keep sharing these videos; it’s evidence.

As I’ve mentioned, this is exactly what they’re hoping for.

I cannot stress enough that our resistance to authoritarianism must remain peaceful. They want you to get violent. Then they’ll have an excuse to declare martial law, and that will be the end of America.

So now TACO is threatening to harass Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show with alleged ICE agents, presumably to deport him back to… (Checks notes) …a territory of the United States?

I’m old enough to remember when Republicans were dead set against a surveillance state. Well, at least when they claimed Democrats were setting one up.

Dang, they move in fast!

I will never be “used to it.”

Absolutely

When a government can pressure networks into pulling comedians they don’t like, free speech is dead.

I’d like to solve the puzzle.

Whenever someone follows me, I do my best to vet them before returning the favor. But sometimes their page is so good, I read it for several minutes before realizing that I was supposed to be following them back.

I won’t mourn Charlie Kirk; he was a horrible person who influenced horrible things. But the gun violence in this country is out of control and needs to be stopped. This and yet another school shooting are proof. And if you’re the type who wants to honor Kirk, do what he wanted & release the files!

TACOTUS tried to drown out the Epstein survivors’ press conference with military flyovers. You know, like an innocent person would. #ReleaseTheFiles