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@unknownmuses.bsky.social
โYou never really know who shits and giggles 'til they Giggle and Shitโ -Me, just now. #Crack&SeriousRP #CrossoverFriendly #OpenDMs #Lewd#Maybe#NeedanAspirin
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โAlways assume there is an Audience and ALWAYS assume they are watching, it also helps to be insane! Truth is it's kind of a character quirk more than a power. I'm sure your writer will figure it out!โ
@unknownmuses.bsky.social [ โ / masc ]โ"โhow *do* you break this 'fourth wall'? i need to know... desperately.โ"
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โIt's a cream filled delight that no longer tastes the same because the company changed the recipe around 2011. It's all been crap since that Gorilla back at Cincinnati Zoo. I miss my Fidget Spinners.โ
"........ What the fuck is a twinkie? Is it like a small twink?" He thought for a moment before looking very serious. "Dont call me a twinkie."
โNothing wrong with twinks! I love the ones filled with cream! Especially when it's mine HA! get it cause Twinks and Twinkies and also because the Internet is full of people who'd make similar jokes even though the first time it wasn't even that funny. Derek.โ
He grumbled as he looked up at the man in red. "King Ceasar turned me into a twink."
@cursedzilla.bsky.social โHuh, I too enjoy the Man in The Suit arg, or is it a creepypasta? Either way Unknowingly is peak!, so what's your ailment Rubber lizard?โ
โOf course they have holes in 'em! How else would you put them on? I got some spider-man pj's ya can borrow whether or not they are washed I can't tell! Call it a scent-setional surprise!โ
โUhโฆ thank you. You wouldn't happen to have an ice pack, would you? And maybe some spare clothes? Preferably ones that don't have holes in them.โ
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๐ฒ: I was hoping for a Web Shooter pic ๐ But yeah pretty dope selfie bro! Bru, compadre, do kids still say that?
@unknownmuses.bsky.social ๐ฒ โBe honest. Cool picture, right?โ
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Cyclops in the Savage Land! Because it's always a pleasure to portray our dear Scott Summers. I Hope you enjoy him too ๐ฆ๐ . (If you Like my ArtWork, Please do consider to supporting me at my patreon.com/beyondjupiter) . #cyclops #xmen #marvel #savageland #digitalillustration
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Rest in Peace, Peter Cullen. You voiced the first hero I ever looked up to, and put more humanity into that character than most people put into their daily lives. Original art by @glovestudios.bsky.social
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Elsa BloodStone is here and ready for a hunt!! โค๏ธ&๐ #MarvelRP X #MVRP
โWell for your sake I hope yer right! Cause I just got a whole other issue t' deal with! Wanna see how long we can last?โ
She looks at him, "Honestly, you're not that scary to me. Trust me, I've seen some REALLY fucked up shit. I heard a lot about you from Yukio and her girlfriend and I feel like your crazy would match my crazy! I might even out-crazy you!" She laughs.
@neonrocker99.bsky.social โYana! Nice t' see ya here too! Was wondering if we'd ever have an interactionโ
โHey, slong as I'm invited to the Baby shower! We're as golden as Huntr/x. Quuiiiick question sesh though! Ya know of anyone that can read Latin? Or maybe ancient Atlantean? Or whatever these Tentacle bastards speak? Enchantin' table maybe?โ :๐งฑโด: โIykyk HEH~โ
โ Wat!? Where u hearin dis? Ya know you're a pretty funny guy. One full of suspicion and humourous intent. Ah can't seem ta figure u out. Whateva... Da only kids rogue and ah have are da cats. Dats none of your business Deadpool...โ
โSomething I read on the forums 'bout you two having a little Marie Lebau, ya know, kids? What? Kids don't exist where you're from? Where was it again, Spain?โ
โ Whose dis u talkin bout? I don know who dat iz. Da way gambit speaks is fine. Deres no need for sum vocal coach. Chere and I are doin jus fine wit lots of joy. Whatcha mean by bun in da oven? Eveythins peachy! Ah still have mah cats aint nothin changed.โ
โAlright, Channing Tatum, let's keep the vocal coaches paid. Anyway, how are you and Annie doin'? Heard there was a Bun in the oven! You dawg! Couldn't just stick to the cats huh?~โ
โ Deadpool!? Jus wats your whole getup? Is dat supposed, ta be sum attack? Gambit don really know, wat u on about. I'll take dat as a compliment though. Besides who wouldn't want ta see gambit? Imma hit wit da cards and wit one lady only! โ
@madisonstark.bsky.social โYour description isn't wrong! I have no clue as to who you are, an alternate Tony, His kid from Endgame which will probably be Retcon after Secret Wars, or just someone who happens to be a Stark! Ooh! Are you related to Arya Stark!?โ
Looks over to the Dialogue box. โPin me down? Now hold on, I didn't think we were getting that familiar~ โ *Nudge nudge* โAnyway, I'M IN!โ
Her nose was already in her phone, looking for recipes. "Do I look like I use grindr- anyway. We can go get the ingredients for it. Wanna help?" Green eyes lifted briefly to pin him down. He couldn't say no even if he wanted to.
โIt's either that or a very angry Piss Yellow monarch consumes our reality. Or fecks it, Still confused as to which one it is. I'd go in, but you have the charm that would make Kingpin cover his pants in more white than usualโ
She was in fact, not glad he asked. "I hate that place. It's annoying at best and at worst gross beyond the mind's comprehension." A short pause, checking her nails while waiting for him to elaborate more. "Is... is that it? Book in a building that's an essentially infinite library? I hate it."
โIf ya can do that, Y' got my services for Free for at least a month! Ya name it Uber, Tinder, Grindr, The app that's owned by a cuck, Lex Luthor but he's gay and rhymes with Pesos! โ
His easy going attitude made her smile, despite the fact that he literally ๐ซ๐ถ๐ด๐ต spawned in her life. "Maybe I can replicate the recipe in proper animal shapes, whaddaya say?"
@silken-moon.bsky.social โI didn't know Peni was in town! Oh wait, nope, you're uhhhh...Who are you? Don't think we've interacted before, heard about some gal that made out with Spider-Man every time they met. Then again, I'd kiss him too if I couldโ
โTotally Jacking it to this laterโ
I delt with a maid cafรจ full of succubi, I can assure ya they're definitely out of business now
โ Oh! Wait! Silly BITCH me, I did read a name! Or at least I'm being fed a name. I think that when I saw that thing it poured a whole lotta knowledge into M' brain! Hastur keeps popping up in the Nogginโ
*She frowns when he faked out a kiss but she looks at the phone raising a brow* Not entirely but im sure well figure it out
โHow can I fight the will of God? Also, because why not? Don't usually lose too much when I'm part'a the narrative! By the way, you should try some of those Mother's Circus frosted animal cookies. They look Nothing like animals but they are so freakin' good!โ
At least that quieted him down for a moment. Oh, bliss... "So you... don't ignore who controls you? Why do you let them do it, then?" As much as the dude was weird, she couldn't deny he was entertaining.
โYou'll be glad ya asked!โ He placed his hand over her shoulder before -POOMF- Lo-and behold they stood in front of the Sanctum Sanctorum, hehe Scrotumtorum~ โThe Book's in there, kinda need it to stop a cosmic threat I may, or may not, allegedly, have causedโ
"Fine Wade. One Mulligan. But only because I like the colour scheme. What's the job?"
โWe're all controlled by something, someone, somewhere. Point is we just ignore it! Unless you're me. Or Gwen. Or Shulkie- OOOH! COOKIES!โ Proceeds to eat through the mask...somehow
"Huh..." If she could blink one eye at a time, she would. "You're talking of a script... are you also being controlled by someone?" she querried while pushing a half full plate of heart shaped cookies towards him. At this point, she learnt to just go with the flow.
โHow about a Pulp Fiction reference?โ -Brings up a Briefcase with...Not sure what's in there honestly, Mcguffin probably- โI apologize for the approach Momoko Kitty, but It got your attention! As it usually does~ HEH! I really do need your help though.โ
"I don't work for or with people who say the word 'girth' to me out loud."