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I managed to load a 20-year-old game disk in my computer and get it working--great success!

This 👇

I am totally broke right now and do not know what to do. If you like my tweets and want to help Ash live indoors, please donate if you can or retweet. Asking for help makes me feel sick to my stomach. If you want to help let me know in the replies and I'll dm you. Thank you in advance.

Caught these two humping on my lawn.

I dreamed that I met my infant son for the first time. Members of my extended family all had suggestions for his name but I wanted to name him "Humongous" after the antagonist in The Road Warrior.

#MisterPotatoHead

It's all just overtly blatant. With their grifting there are NO COINCIDENCES.

Yay, we lost the war.

Is there some sort of whacky Groundhog Day phenomenon going on in this presser? Now a fourth iteration.

Oh shit, here's Heggy with a third version of the same story.

How much longer will this nonsensical press conference go on?

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Press conference? More like a Tantrum conference.

Tater Magoo I hope you are feeling better

The other place is getting more Nazian than ever before.

Mosquitos already!

Prez Donold is the Dwight Schrute of presidents.

Hell yeah, got a 1941 wheat penny in my change today.

This is Winston Churchill visiting Washington DC to request assistance in the war against Germany. Notice he is wearing a "zip suit" and not a traditional suit. This was to honor the British troops--the same reason Zelensky dresses the way he does.

SNL 50. That's two Pauls--and I'm not trying to be a dick here--that shouldn't ever sing again.

Definition of irony? The guy Trump put in charge of shrinking government subsidies is the largest government subsidy recipient in the world.

Orange man speak with a forked tongue.

Dementia Trump is still rehashing J6 my god when does it stop?

Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣

Luigi Mangione? Come on. Who's his partner in crime, Mario Ferguson?

Reskeet if you think NBC should be showing the Krampus March instead of the Thanksgiving Parade

Trump wants to depose the "Deep State" and replace it with the Creep State.

hey blocklist creators and people who want to report maga and bigots the comments under SuzyQ’s post are for you

Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.

For what it's worth, I go by Lindbergh Baby Jr. on Twatter.