Underscore Comedy

Kids at history class in 2050 #satire #comedy #history #school #teaching

Not saying I am winning at life but look how big my bowl of porridge is this morning #food

Why I won't have kids = I like sleep, money, relaxation and free time #childfree #childfreebychoice #parent #parenthood #peace #childfree

They did tell you life was gonna be this way, you were just delusional.

Ramsay Bolton with Marvel humour #asoiaf #got #marvel #skit #gameofthrones

Skyrim citizens after the Dark Brotherhood questline is finished #skyrim #bethesda #skit #gaming #comedy

Why do I not want kids? I like protecting my peace and kids are not peaceful bro.

The masculine urge to scheme and dispose of scandalous royal documents sent by raven is strong

TikTok has to be considered old now, right? Are there any competitors even being developed?

My wisdom teeth have finally emerged, is this what it feels like to watch your children graduate medical school?

Human being implies a human nothing exists.

Date night tomorrow, when is a good time to bring up the socially anxious but friendly eldritch being that lives in my attic? It splits the rent while also basically being a pet.

People describe The Traitors in the same way Bojack's dad talks about his novel's plot #thetraitors

For a franchise called Star Wars they do not ever go into logistics and supply lines. I want a movie about the poor admin guy who has to order a Skywalker's new lightsaber parts while still filling in correct paperwork and hoping the shipment actually arrives. #starwars

The phrase 'spill the tea,' must get Umbrella employees nervous.

*sees pan looking brand new* this is just blatantly not my pan

The urge to clean after submitting an assignment feels like post-recession economic recovery.

Nearly at max town hall, this is how Alexander felt.

Phone rectangles would be coffins with a signal

I swear I remember shoes lasting like 4 years now they wear down after 12 months what the hell

Fast food now costs as much as our parents use to think it did.

Gen Z Gamers #fromsoftware #gaming #genz #gamers #skit

Gen Z in 50 years #skit #comedy #genz #genzhumor #humour #comedyskits

RIP T-Rex, you would have loved Slack.

Even crabs have a better housing market

Someone is actually reading a book on the bus, their indifference to motion sickness scares me

Imperial Scribes for no reason #skit #40k #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #warhammercommunity

Do bees enjoy buzzing or is it their version of cracking joints randomly?

What if Doomsday does a Dune and Doom is in it for like 5 minutes and only aura farms?

Did you remember to do that one thing? This is your reminder.

Could the Famous Five bring down Dexter Morgan?

Still crazy that the Doctor Who Wikipedia page has a concluded airing date #drwho

It is only Monday #40k #warhammer40k #warhammer40000 #skit #warhammer

If you sleep with a hot water bottle you can pretend it is a campfire on a winter night while your knights await orders

Sure I could have kids but where will silence find space to fit in the car?

This is a great idea that cannot go wrong #uni #college #study #comment #university

Look, it makes sense and I have a deadline ok #word #microsoft #tech #skit #writing

If Grace found Rocky passed out #projecthailmary #phm

Skyrim Jarls #skyrim #bethesda #gaming #skit #gamer

At least my online lectures do not have ads yet

Elden Ring Bosses #eldenring #gaming #gamer #games #game

Sitdown comedy is comedy-drama shows that have no jokes after season 1

History nerds at 3am #history #historylovers #nerd #historymemes #historynerd

Gen Z after financial planning for 10 years #genz #finance #comedy #budget #childfree

Gen Z in 20 years at this rate:

Rock Tutorial

Milk ages like me #study #student #uni #university #work

Fantasy royal advisors #comedy #skit

I have a huge umbrella I am proud of and took a picture of my date holding it and she posted on her story that it was hers. Guys, is she the one?

The guy in charge of cleaning up a house party that was interrupted by The Walking Dead apocalypse #skit #twd