Kitt

Kitt

@uncertaintiming.bsky.social

If you follow me: You’ll get used to my sense of humor You’ll be drawn to my kindness You’ll see a lot of Robert Pattinson, General Hospital & #antiMaga

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I need help with an expression Let’s say you are asking a newish mechanic if he’s performed a lot of a certain fix procedure What’s an expression s/he can say to charmingly answer yes it has been performed many times/has experience

Number one site I visit while visiting my parents? IMDB “Kitt look up the name of that guy!” “Kitt what have I seen this woman in before?” “Kitt is that the same guy who was in the movie with the talking dog?” Me: “IDk” “Well can’t you look it up in that phone of yours?”

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Don’t allow anyone to tell you that there’s “no market” for a career as the eccentric yet mysterious owner of a quaint bookstore on a cobblestone side street in Edinburgh that doubles as a café, triples as a bakery, and quadruples as a cat rescue.

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Russia is now exempt from the Lindsey O. Graham Russia Sanctions Act. The US government is clearly allied with Putin against Ukraine. Vote Republican enablers out.

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Nine former FBI employees who worked on Trump’s classified documents case sued FBI Director Kash Patel and Attorney General Todd Blanche today, they were unlawfully fired for doing their jobs.

He must be promising them all refuge in the bunker underneath

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

The Washington Post obtained the list of donors funding Trump’s ballroom, that includes Apple ($25m), the Adelsons ($25m) and the Winklevoss twins ($5m). Not on the list: Trump, who said the ballroom would be paid “100% by me and some friends of mine”. Gift link.👇 wapo.st/4yiUDPx

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You have SEVEN DAYS to preorder Mage Breaker: Reckoning if you want it as soon as it releases! If you've been waiting to see how this trilogy ends, now's your chance! If you're not familiar with my urban fantasy series, now's the perfect time to dive in! #Booksky

Be a reader!!! 📚

Sean R. Frazier@seanrfrazier.com

Did you enjoy The Last Available, but you wish there was a version worthy of displaying on a bookshelf? You're not gonna believe this... The new, fancy version of The Last Available hardcover releases TODAY! It'll be the most sophisticated book of dad jokes you'll ever own! (ignore the typo)