Matt Carson

I’ve followed every Matt Carson I could find on here — three (one’s a Matthew, which totally counts). Hopefully they’ll follow me back and we can form an insane posse together.

Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby Dick Pic

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I [heart] Mr. T

I like yellow mustard and onions, but what’s really important is drinking root beer with it.

You keep speaking to Mitch McConnell but he’s not replying. Why is that, Scott?

Your last head has talked!

Tango & Cash & Grogu

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

Post your warning sign

Serif, sans, bold, italic, display, script

MOTHER, THERE IS NO OTHER

*un-loops your froot*

Two brutalist architects with buildings going up on the same block have a gay romance. That is called a concreted rivalry.

Ruin two bands by combining them …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dan

Make an Bond film casual The Guy With the Golden Gun

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her.

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, remembered a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, he remembered The Road Warrior. The man he called Max.

Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grinch

Going into 2026 like…

Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.

You’re Taxation. I need you at Representation.

I too lost a Teen Vogue job in back in 2017 after they shuttered their print edition. I was very proud to have worked there.

Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with

Show me your getaway vehicle

This is where I post from

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Also available: Trump Always Beefs Out Bowl

Happy 73rd birthday to Mr. T!

What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you the rest of your life?

Quote this post with a picture of the airplane you’ll accept as a bribe

Remove a letter, ruin a movie The Unbearable Lightness of Bing

Spoon, 25 years in

The average American has three friends

The process of selecting a new Pope:

The process of selecting a new Pope:

Some good words from my alma mater.

For me these four logos heralded the approach of (clockwise from top left) Real Genius, Robocop, Outrageous Fortune, and The Hidden.

Some movies I’ve seen wherein Gene Hackman tears a thing apart looking for something hidden inside, ranked: 1) The French Connection, 1971 / The Conversation, 1974 (TIE)

Pete Hegseth and Jeffrey Goldberg in the group chat

This week we started potty training Last Splash

Me in the national security team group chat

Some movies I’ve seen in which Kurt Russell drives a car through a gauntlet of people throwing things at it, ranked: 1) Escape From New York (1981) 2) Dark Blue (2002)

Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.

We are appalled, but not surprised, by Condé Nast’s layoff of four union members last week, which marks the third time in less than a year that layoffs have impacted our union as well as many of our colleagues outside of the bargaining unit. (1/8)