ultramiraculous

Literally witnessed at least two fights self-resolve tonight with just the words “Kicks in Five bro 🥹”. #ImaculateVibes #KnicksInFive

Reminds me of my short-lived party trick of asking Parisians in SF if they were Quebecois and seeing their faces 🤭

Just got to explain for 4-5 blocks how #AWS works to a guy who asked how I got a #CitiBike e-bike out "when the internet is down". We shoud do this more often. #Micromobility #NYC #US-East-1 #NeighborlyBehavior

Curtis Sliwa is housing this sandwich, but what is his housing plan? 🤔 #Sliwa #NYCMayor

Y’all that Superman show was quite the thing…

Due to some issues we’re diverting to the F line tracks on this train. Accidental F Train and it’s not even Pride!

This is *exactly* why it’s so serious we don’t take sportsball so lightly on this platform!

THIS IS KRISTI NOEM REMINDING YOU TO GET YOUR FUCKING REALID ITS REAL THIS TIME WE FORGOT TOO!!

“Oh so shackles stay on? You’re gonna make me *keep* my drip?” #FreeLuigi #LuigiSlaysAgain

dont particularly care about his weird fleshlight takes or rising sun flag or seed oil aversion. dudes family has the archdiocese on speed dial + basically their own wing of loyola and he still felt so fucked over and cornered by untreated chronic pain that he snapped. that's how bad that shit is.

Of course US v JUUL is going to be the one that makes our atmosphere unbearable for humans

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

*taps mic* ....ok guess not.