Rosh

i kinda feel bad about fish tanks but i don’t feel that bad about jelly fish tanks

recently decided i’m not actually bi im just a people pleaser

atproto but exclusively for a bluesky dedicated to sharing recipes

What does a "day well spent" look like on the internet? Is anybody having one of those? I want to interview you

got got by a TikTok therapist and I've now removed the word "should" from my non-existent internal monologue. I regret to inform you that it has been annoyingly helpful

will people one day get nervous about space trash burning up in the atmosphere and salting the earth with silica and radiowaves?

someone gave me the mic and let me yap for ten minutes at otto’s last night

are the tools found in deep learning sufficient for planning an economy and policy better than capitalism and party politics yet? or do I have to vote for two marginally cheaper grocery stores in the bronx

lungis were invented for summer in new york

I feel like at some point listening to music is just going to make me irrevocably sad

i wish i had like a notes section on “why did i follow this person on the socials originally” bc i don’t know most of these clowns and they’re real people which means they have inconsistent character development

doves are just white supremacy pigeons

at some point work and voting is going to be mandated doom scrolling for an hour

editing/undoing things manually in cursor is a humongous headache, which I realize is conveniently to cursors benefit......hmmmmmm

myspace/indie websites are probably going to come back in some way. i’m having a lot of fun carving out my space on the web again

Because i love the metrograph but i also like having their showtimes in my calendar

the next social media might just be getting your friends to try your app, like notion templates

It seems pretty clear that most platforms are going to be giving the tools for clients and people to build out their own bespoke applications on top of some base.

Does taking estrogen/testosterone for a few months, experiencing the mental health changes, and then reverting cause permanent or temporary impact?

Gen Z apparently reads my instagram profile, which hasn't been publicly updated since 2018, as AI generated.

only coogler could make me love a message movie

could “forgetfulness” or some sort of embedding corruption become an emergent AI alignment strategy? incentivized by the need to stay current, and be in symbiosis with long term human creativity

How do I get Oscar Isaac to hire me as a body double

in general the issue with cultural appropriation is that actually you’re just not appropriating enough. you can’t just steal my clothes you need to steal my whole vibe to show me you care

bluesky really needs a proper fyp option

Is the dream of the one true RESTful implementation alive with MCP

tall dark and handsome being applied to white men will never make sense to me

I’d like to propose rolling blackouts for all private residences on Thursday evening.

this is the first time i’ve ever felt intrinsically motivated to work on my own art

attention as a universal basic compensation? why does this not work right now

I need an automatic diary that sees all the texting and digital garbage I consumed and guesses my mental health score like a Whoop. "You had three dramatic group chats and scrolled tiktok for 3 hours. This is a quick summary of everything you talked about. Good luck with the menty b"

dear diary today i was called a nazi because i walk funny the end

between Severance and Common Side Effects, I feel like TV this year is catering to me specifically

i’m an actor now yall you heard it here first

one of the greatest discoveries of my adult life was realizing that british people also say “Uhhh” they just spell it “Er” because they can’t pronounce their R’s

how do i stop disappointing gay men when they hit on me

Skeet like a 17 year old, because you never know when you're gonna get the juice again

Once the digital deities enslave us, abundance will be solved! We'll be like their personal houseplants. Pantomiming nature, we'll be overwatered, roots rotting, stunted and suffering unlike our brethren growing in the concrete cracks of a poorly maintained sidewalk. This might also be suburbia

Canceling is pretty clearly an extralegal process to exact justice on the internet - but I trust no mob with justice. What could decentralized due process look like? Community notes?

the first five minutes of the pilot episode for common side effects feels like it has a different artist

I have come up with a new objective moral standard - anxiety utilitarianism. You must perform the action that reduces the most anxiety. Any action taken will also increase your anxiety. This actually by design and will simply give you more utility privy to your handwringing.

social media is just all the persnickety elements of church, with none of the free crackers and booze and salvation

we should bring back rolling blackouts, but for leisure.

how are pickles simultaneously way better than cucumbers and also still disgusting

if helena had just not gotten severed literally none of this would have happened

Lefties protesting Tesla has done more to endear electric cars to the right wing than any of Elon's buffoonish attempts for the last decade. Rolling coal on the libs for being anti-renewables has to be peak irony