Tyrant Biggles

The test was rigged.

Trump with gold leaf is like a toddler with a magic marker.

Always remember, whenever you see Mike Johnson at a podium acting tough and resolute know that behind that podium Mike Johnson is standing on a box.

It's 1:45 pm on Monday. I guess I should put on some pants or something.

I stand with Canada because I am an American patriot. You should too. Subscribe to The Warning at steveschmidt.substack.com.

At some point Buc-ee's will sue the Ohio State Buckeyes for trademark infringement.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykKx...

I'm pretty sure she banged him.

Just 2 days left on Mitch McConnell's life clock.

If I were Susan Collins's campaign manager I would shift her message to a promise of if elected she would learn her lesson.

The Winners of the British Hairdressing Awards 2025

Hey, World Cup final broadcast...

Was that Trump's opera guy singing America the Beautiful at the World Cup final?

We're at a point in society where driving in a NASCAR race is safer than driving past an ICE agent.

I have a medical appointment at the end of the month. I'm not hip to all that doctor slang so I'm just going to make up my own medical terms and let them figure out what I'm saying on their own.

Everyone remember to boil your lettuce before consuming.

Breaking news...Fantastic news...News so amazing it's unbelievable...

Donald Trump is again in the "Iran desperately wants a deal!" portion of his Groundhog Day.

Trump Ipsum

Breaking: Empty jugs found in trash cans near the Lincoln Reflecting Pool prove Antifa sabotage.

The most transparent President in history(!) is hiding behind a tarp at the Kennedy Center. www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiVL...

I want to personally thank all the medical doctors who kept Dick Cheney alive long enough for him to witness the folly of his Unitary Executive political philosophy.

Donald Trump is still too craven to endorse either John Cornyn or Ken Paxton. Granted, they both are equally odious knaves but you'd think Trump would have the courtesy to stab at least one of them in the back already.

KAsh Patel reads his Senate hearing opening statement like a second grader recites a memorized speech.

The road to disaster is paved with my math skills.

According to the President's published schedule Trump should be at the 4th tee of Executive Time about now.

2 weeks!

"Here are details of the tactics downed pilots and rescuers will use if shot down in your country." Feckin' hell, Trump.

And now begins the fellatio portion of Trump's cabinet meeting.

Mine Droppers?

Has Kristi Noem moved out of the Coast Guard Commandant's house yet?

Pete Hegseth talking about how Iran lies.

US/Israeli/Iranian missiles flying in the Middle East and Donald Trump is vacationing in Mar-A-Lago.

Don Huffines, who once campaigned on term limits, wants to get back to the perks of holding state level office so badly he'll run in every election he can that will get him returned to the Statehouse.

America made up of city-states controlled by corporations sounds like a great idea. I want to live in the city-state governed by the corporation that make M&Ms.

Amazing Nature Fact The shell of the desert tortoise serves to cut down wind resistance as it chases down its prey.

Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin' bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin', little tenderizin', an' down you go.

How are we different from Putin and Ukraine now?

Can Anthony Joshua's next bout be against Jack Doherty?

Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then – aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’

Can the Metric System Foundation give Trump a Peace Prize so we can finally align with the rest of the world on that, too?

Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche.

Praise Donald Trump. Hate Joe Biden. Six words that sum up every Trump cabinet meeting.

@nbcnews.com Stop telling me to "Look at this!"

What are the odds Mike Johnson will have seen or heard the results of the election by press gaggle time tomorrow?

ABC News reports the White House posted AI video of Donald Trump flying a fighter jet but neglects to mention his bombarding the No Kings marchers with shit. How can they justify that editorial decision? @stephruhle.bsky.social @kairyssdal.bsky.social @mattgertz.bsky.social @thedailyshow.com

NBC News cut the video of Jimmy Kimmel's monologue before the part that mocked Donald Trump. That portion is a major consideration in ABC's actions. Cowardice.

I assume CBS will broadcast live all-day coverage of Charlie Kirk's funeral.