turtle

turtle

@turtle.labeledrude.online

got called a "caustic, insufferable jackass" in a forums argument about the flash when i was 19 and let it define my entire personality. proud member of the labeledrude.online posting network

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Stephen Totilo
@stephentotilo.bsky.social

NEW: Remedy's latest game, Control Resonant, is filled with art galleries. The galleries are filled with real art When I began talking to Remedy about it, I was delighted to discover who the artists are: many are the game developers' parents My story... www.gamefile.news/p/control-re...

gamefile.newsWho made the art inside Control Resonant?When the developers of Control Resonant needed to fill their video game version of New York City with art galleries, they tapped the talents of people they knew particularly well
turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

obviously the various improprieties and outright crimes of the NY times have to be borne among a lot of the senior management but it is rather incredible how all the sneering posture and aggravating smarmy tone shit all comes back to one man, patrick healy

Jason Koebler@jasonkoebler.bsky.social

NYTimes will do absolutely anything to avoid linking. It’s a fetish, a sickness. They have people whose job includes typing out smarmy statements explaining why previous work published on a subject is not worthy of a link and send it to you with a straight face puck.news/media/2026/1...

puck.newsDid the Times Lift Hunterbrook’s Chemical Plant Story?A recent New York Times front-page feature on chemical plants in the Trump era had deep reporting, stark data visuals, and an uncanny resemblance to a smaller outlet’s earlier investigation. Was this ...
turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

one of the most powerful alpha executive moves you can do in your intro presser is to immediately start whining about social media, setting the tone for a very productive tenure sir !

Andy Kostka@afkostka.bsky.social

Jared Banner said he had a role he wasn’t necessarily looking to leave, but upon meeting with Baltimore’s execs, he was convinced of the Orioles. Added: “In baseball circles, which is a long way from Twitter, we know Mike [Elias] is one of the most talented executives”

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

life lesson about social media: for anyone who talks like this and can't keep it out of their mouth for even one press availability, the question isn't "do they have a burner?" it's "do they have two? three?"

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

i think pat should be more histrionic and sensitive about this stuff, everyone knows the best way to protect your emotional weak spot is to add glowing lights and a crit mechanic to it

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social

ESPN rushed to Pat McAfee's defense while the University of Utah apologized over a student Instagram video that triggered the ESPN star. awfulannouncing.com/college-foot...

awfulannouncing.comESPN, University of Utah issue statements after Pat McAfee voices frustration with 'GameDay' experiencePat McAfee did not enjoy his time at the University of Utah this weekend, and got an apology from the school on Monday.
turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

actually i've changed my mind; hysterical media grudges, over the top whining and maudlin televised self-pity are precisely the qualities our nation's car dealership owners look for in a violent authoritarian strongman, we can't keep letting him burnish his political credentials like this

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

watching SGF play the original PS resident evil on second screen while working and when they remake this in the current house style they're gonna get rid of all the funny shit in this game. not the bad acting, but like the fact every ceiling in this mansion is 15 feet high to accommodate the camera

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

verdict: the dead cells castlevania looks really really cool, and if i had any ability to do the kind of platforming it requires i lost it a long time ago. precisely the sort of game for watching a professional streamer play

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

lmao at this BK ad getting to brag about getting "real people's real opinions" while giving chicken nuggets to kids. you know damn well it barely matters at all what that shit tasted like, Head Chef Amy

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

the ideas in the new castlevania game are pretty good. the actual scripting...well...look, guys, you didn't need to hit the "it's not a trap if i plan to walk into it" line four times in the first three hours. that's a bit much.

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

the VA are having a lot of fun, especially death's, though again that script has him being way too familiar with our heroine. i'm happy he got to say "hot and wet" like that, but maybe take a slightly different path to get there.

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

gonna be real with you, you don't have to screencap the deeply cynical moron sharing a deeply cynical take trying very clumsily to set terms of engagement with his cynicism by prefacing it with "earnest take:"

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

"oh it's fine when the right wing tries to run the entirety of south america out of a bunch of miami restaurants but you're scolding people for being happy lula won?" yes! these aren't in contradiction, because he thinks the former thing is good and finds the latter upsetting and annoying!

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

the cheesecake factory thing seems like thin gruel but i thought the same about basket of deplorables and here we are. this shit's always good for a couple of percentage points of pure suburban f150 hitting a crosswalk rage

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

ancient proprietor and perhaps namesake of the breakfast spot i like on sunday shambled out from the back and hugged each of the women working FOH in turn before leaving and ohhh buddy those all better be your granddaugthers. and i'm real certain at least one of them wasn't your granddaughter.

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

try not to be too judgmental but the driver of this turquoise jeep wrangler with decals reading GOD IS GREAT, BE AT PEACE, CHILD OF GOD ON BOARD, and PANTY SNATCHER is a menace

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

polymarket, famous for insisting it is not a betting platform, buying ad space behind home plate asking you to "livetrade" the MLB postseason

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

alright it's time to go back to the old methods (mute the feed, turn on the radio feed through mlb dot tv, manually delay it to sync with the TV)

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

perfectly synced this within one play of trying; like riding a bike. national playoff broadcasts for this sport have been unfettered, irredeemable dogshit for like 20 years at this point

turtle
@turtle.labeledrude.online

20 minute town hall about how switchblades are legal now in the US

All Elite Wrestling@allelitewrestling.com

SATURDAY #AEWCollision TOMORROW 8pm/7 CT live on TNT & HBO Max We’ll Hear from Switchblade Jay White! After Wednesday’s series of double-crosses resulted in The Dogs & Bang Bang Gang uniting to decimate The Death Riders & Conglomeration, we’ll hear from Jay White TOMORROW NIGHT!