Troy Kristoffer

Troy Kristoffer

@troykristoffer.com

www.TroyKristoffer.com New music coming in Spring 2̵0̵2̵6̵ 2027! He/him 📍California based award winning 👨🏼‍🎤singer, artist, actor, voice actor. Recovering obsessive entrepreneur. Unexpected cat person. Gaymer and traveler. 🏳️‍🌈

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Froot in the Room
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Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜 From October 25–31, we're celebrating asexual people and the ace spectrum. There's no one way to be ace, and everyone deserves to feel seen and welcome in our LGBTQ+ community. #AceWeek #Asexuality #LGBTQ

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Froot in the Room
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Happy Intersex Awareness Day! 💛💜 Today marks 30 years since intersex activists protested in Boston for recognition and bodily autonomy. We honor their history and support intersex people's right to informed consent and decisions about their own bodies. #IntersexAwarenessDay #LGBTQ

Troy Kristoffer
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I'm sorry, what? "retired steam engineer"?? How old is this #midterm #election #candidate for #california #assembly? Also "Another reason to vote for me is for experience I lack." (further down) "What's your biggest weakness?" "Oh, my biggest weakness is that I'm not like the other guy."

Troy Kristoffer
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Was watching a #BTS video of #Poltergeist (the #movie) and saw that the family's house had a eerily familiar architecture and layout to my house @gothichills.com After some...uh...digging... there's a reason: It was built by the same contractor...Griffin Homes.

Troy Kristoffer
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Forgive my #rant , but: Websites don't work anymore. 5+ years ago, I didn't have this problem: 4 out of 5 major corp websites (Grocery, banks, major health group, etc.) are constantly having errors, or random non-functional glitches. All. The. Time. And they load slowly and clunky.

Troy Kristoffer
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Currently I can't shop for groceries, because @staterbros.bsky.social website just won't put products in the cart. No error. Just not working. Every week, it's a different glitch on their website. Trying to support the non-giant conglomerate, but it's next to impossible.

Troy Kristoffer
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Forgive my #rant , but: Websites don't work anymore. 5+ years ago, I didn't have this problem: 4 out of 5 major corp websites (Grocery, banks, major health group, etc.) are constantly having errors, or random non-functional glitches. All. The. Time. And they load slowly and clunky.

Troy Kristoffer
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Currently I can't shop for groceries, because @staterbros.bsky.social website just won't put products in the cart. No error. Just not working. Every week, it's a different glitch on their website. Trying to support the non-giant conglomerate, but it's next to impossible.

Troy Kristoffer
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I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being super extra nice. The only context clue I had is that he didn't seem to be SUPER extra nice to everyone.

Troy Kristoffer
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This senile old man #dog (who's completely deaf now.) Decided at 3:00 AM that the house was surrounded by murderers & would not stop barking on high alert. We patrolled the whole house, growling @ every door, til finally he found that the treat treasure was safe, had one and went to sleep.

Troy Kristoffer
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Me in email: I need a quote for 500. Their reply: How many exactly, they come in bunches. My reply: 😤 500 total. How many in a bunch? Their reply: They are $30 a bunch. Me:

Troy Kristoffer
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New this year at #GothicHills Cemetery is the Enchanted Pumpkin Patch. You can take home your very own gorgeous gourd and support our charity!

Troy Kristoffer
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I just learned if you're #cast in #Wicked on #Broadway you're contractually prohibited from #performing any song from the show for 5 years afterward so you can't include it in your own personal shows afterward.

Troy Kristoffer
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I don't love cooking. Most of the time I find it a chore. But sometimes I do good in spite of myself. (This looks like heaven, but was "meh". Next time I will just cook the biscuits separately.

Troy Kristoffer
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Hubby and I spent all day in bed. It cool and raining (for the first time in like 50 years.) and it was nice. We ate "breakfast" at like 4:30 and now "I can't belive it's past 6:00! WTF!" mode.

Troy Kristoffer
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More #Halloween y #mugs from #DLR the other day. This has officially created a sub-collection of cauldron shaped mugs within my collection. I think they missed an opportunity here by not saying "Amug Amug Amug" but I couldn't resist this with cartoons dressed as the #SandersonSisters.

Troy Kristoffer
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Went on a crazy mug spree at #DLR yesterday - their #Halloween merch is OFF THE RAILS this year. Got new seasonal Halloween(ish) mugs ... this one is #Coco and I had to get it because I recently fell in love with the movie, but also it's so cute and different. More tomorrow!

Troy Kristoffer
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Told ya.

ToonHive@toonhive.bsky.social

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ over-performed at the box office by opening with $15.5M • Film was tracking for a $12-$14M debut • Biggest opening for Ketchup Entertainment • Third biggest opening for Looney Tunes film

Troy Kristoffer
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#DAE Does anyone else #remember when we thought 85-90 #summer was unbearably #hot and had to find relief in the sprinkler or find a lake somewhere cuz it was just too hot to think about anything else? 115 degree Troy remembers.

Troy Kristoffer
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Saw #PhantomOfTheOpera tour last night. My 7th time seeing the show, and I'm delighted to report that they've corrected the heinous changes they made with that ridiculous "spectacular new" staging from a few years ago, while still adding more magic to the visuals for a much more faithful production.