Sarah with an H

Pee Wee's Big Corndog

It's The Great Corndog, Charlie Brown

How i arrived on bluesky

If you see tbis, post a vampire that isn't Dracula

Film you've watched more than six times with a GIF

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon series you love

Licking River, flowing backwards as it is wont to do

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

Wtf is wrong with this timeline?? Why are we losing good people and nothing is happening to the bad ones 😡

Downplay a book or movie: PeeWee's Mid Adventure

Post a poster you used to have on your wall.

I hate nelnet so gd much. Tried to renew my repayment plan for 4 hours. The last step says select which plan you want or you can't move on to the last step, but it doesn't give you the actual option to do that?? Wondering if this is a feature instead of a bug.

youtu.be/5p426fSlYH4?...

Early voting is such a great option. 😁

So last night between 1:30-2am, a tiny vampire arrived alone on our porch, screaming his head off. He is now safe and warm. We have named him Eddie Munster.

How is it possible that people with back-up cameras in their bigass vehicles still can't park correctly???????? Ugghhhh

Dispatch: 911 what is your emergency? Me: I woke up with 1-800 Kars 4 Kids in my head. It won't stop. I've tried everything. Dispatch: oh god. Okay, I'm sending help right now. Hang on, ma'am. Me: Tell them to wear earplugs. I don't want anyone else to suffer if I'm singing it. *sirens blaring*

So someone shit in the tanning bed at work today. There's a metaphor in this somewhere.

I feel like i just aged another 35 years today, jfc

Genuine question: Are there people out there who put the frozen pizza directly on the oven rack to bake? If so, why and how lol

It would be so funny if something happened to the orange one at like 11:58pm on the Ides of March

Can somebody please figure out how to switch us to a more pleasant parallel universe? All of us sane people need a break.

Me: wakes up this morning as a ravenous, overly emotional she-beast, ready to scream/cry at everything My uterus 12 hours later: hey girl Me: oh

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender

A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a .gif

Do y'all think there's a groupchat somewhere of all the people who've won new cars on the Price is Right

I know I've said before how I'm not a violent person but more than ever i want to get a wiffle ball bat and just beat the mfs out of stephen miller's weird bald head.

Y'all i am feeling extra spoopy this year

Nine plus 1

Idk if this is on the regular news anywhere but i am feeling a tiny scrap of hope, i think?? youtube.com/shorts/R639y...

What is something you've said in total seriousness that made a friend or loved one laugh outloud? Example- Me: *grumbles loudly* Wife: What's the matter? Me: the internet keeps being stupid! I just wanna watch this documentary about The Brave Little Toaster!! Wife: *pause* LOL

Ima need Billy Joel to do another 'We Didnt Start the Fire' type song to cover the last 10 years or so because so much crap is happening i can't keep track of it all

Here's how you remove Google AI from your mobile devices.

So this lady calls the quilt shop yesterday saying she needs me to make a baby quilt by friday. I told her it wouldn't be enough time but we found one for sale that i could put a name on. She calls this morning asking if it's done yet. Ma'am, you asked for it less than 12 hours ago. Give me a sec 🙄

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My very own skrunkly skrimblo ❤️❤️❤️

My little stray Freckles ❤️

Here’s a public service announcement from me in favor of the MMR vaccine: I was vaccinated before 1967, and I just had my doctor test my antibodies. I have *no* immunity left against the measles, so I am going to get vaccinated again. If you’re old like me you might want to get tested and vaxxed!

Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the number of letters in your first name. Pope Cheese V lol

Last celebrity image saved on your phone is your therapist ...listen i don't have a lot of celebrities in my phone lol

I know I've said before that I'm not a violent person but like.... can someone please just spike his big mac

Repost with a movie you know all the words to.

Is it spring yet???

Bought myself a lil pack of raspberries for my birthday. I be livin large today 😄

One of my elderly retired quilting class members, looking at the pieces she had sewed together moments before: "What the shit did i just do??" I think I'm a bad influence on them lol