Roller Coaster Tygoon 2

We started watching One Piece probably a month or so ago, and we raced through some of the earlier arcs but I’m gonna make this a thread of my thoughts so far Here we go!

Tricking my brain into thinking I’m using an outdoor shower by opening the window to let the fresh air in

HATED that for no reason they started this world with movie 3 It had probably the biggest world of the game, they had the space to do Dead Man’s Chest, THEN At World’s End

Did Plastique get her hands on her? Lol

This economy got me seeing a bear throuple ahead of us in line at PetSmart and wondering if we should join them and become a quintuple so we can split the mortgage five ways instead of two

Another manager at my work: you should apply for X job in my department My manager: honestly yeah, do it, I don’t want to see you go but it’s the smart move dude Me:

slut rights

Ordered an early birthday present for myself that will arrive approximately NINE months after my birthday

This the kind of thing I expect from @sodomymcscurvylegs.bsky.social

I stg there had better be a new episode of traitors this week because I stayed up all night last Saturday waiting for it to go live on peacock Yes I know it doesn’t come out on Saturdays, I was high

The nine games that have had the biggest impact on me (and some that still do!)

Longer weekends and livable wages? Brother you don’t want AI, you want a union

I still have a hard time wrapping my head around the fact that this is a major plot point in the Dune books Man invents AI, rich man makes AI make poor people even more stupider

Who wants to star in the live-action remake with me

Werebear or werewolf?

Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful October

I was in my 30s before I learned that interviewers expect a thank-you card from the interviewee

As someone who’s tummy is prone to peeking out when I raise my arms, I gotta stop thinking it’s something to be embarrassed about and instead remember that it’s BAIT for horny boys and girls who want to see more of this big bear😜

I love you Chiitan

Very yes please

Was cuddling with my baby boy Riot and somehow got it into my head that one of the pups I follow on here also has that as his pup name But it wasn’t @emilioemm.com or @critterpup.bsky.social so I must have made it up (I would have put money on it being the patter’s pup name, I was so SURE!!!)

Figured out I can use my keychain bottle opener to pop the covers off the outlets in the garage to charge my car

Who up and needs a bear belly pressed into their lower back

Pizza carried out✅ Edible eated✅ Dogs walkies-ed✅ Time for my brain to melt

LOVE sleeping in HATE feeling like I’ve gotten nothing done today Punishing myself tomorrow by waking up early to run errands asap AND cleaning the whole house

Chicago gays: All this rain is a sign you should be staying home and cozymaxxing (or coming over to my place and getting cozy with me)

Okay so I just needed to free up some space Literally nothing was syncing with their respective cloud services Why that would affect my fucking alarm clock settings… Damn I need a new phone with more storage Getting tired of having to delete and re-download other apps because I don’t have room

Realized we hadn’t gone to the cinema in a minute so I checked to see if there’s anything out we wanted to see Alamo Drafthouse does old school Toho Godzilla screenings like once a month so I went to check and- I managed to get the last two seats for “DESTROY ALL MONSTERS”!!! Kaiju movies FTW

I need an outdoor shower in my life

Who want cuddles from a big tall bi bear Be warned: if you accept an offer for bear cuddles from me, please know that my need to breed is at an all time high because I have jerked off twice in an hour and both times shot over my head. You’re going to leave our “cuddle” session VERY pregnant.

I think the latest iOS update broke multiple features on my phone The alarm tied to the Sleep Focus can’t be adjusted And Maps has completely erased the saved locations for work, home, and other shortcuts I’ve saved

This video is sending me because as a Rockford native this does NOT REFLECT WELL on my people youtube.com/shorts/lLPE6...

Beware the eyes of Marge

Cracked my back at work last night so good I almost came

Oh god dam it I’ve had my eye on the cosmic orange iPhone 17 pro max, but I didn’t want to spend the money if I didn’t have to, and since my current phone still works, then I didn’t have to But why the fuck did they completely kill the 17 pro line after announcing the 18?

Bf & I subconsciously started making a list of our vocal stims Both of us constantly go from “try it!” To “partake of the fruit” all. The. Time. Me, whenever I’m trying to express how good something is: youtu.be/i5u7Jt2lgKw?...

HEART this if you wanna see bulge 🥰

Oops accidentally overslept by THREE HOURS

New side hustle idea Gonna start a YouTube channel of my boyfriend teaching me how to cook something new but I’m shirtless and also stoned out of my gourd Just need a title for the channel. My first thought is it has to be alliterative or rhyming, but I guess that’s not really required