Tim

You guys I found something even better than Nextdoor. It's redfin school ratings:

@tommiethesinger.bsky.social Hi Tommie, Love what you do, but after 5 years, can you please correct the pitch for, "our home and native land," in the Canadian anthem? Each syllable is a different tone. When you do it you rise early so two end up being the same and it gets me every time. Thanks

Dapper

Has anyone said chat-glp yet?

So that's where Saddam's been hiding

Nice Argument. Unfortunately I have already depicted myself as the Chad Cooper’s hawk and you as the virgin Sharp-shinned hawk.

If I had to see this cringe, you do too.

Thinking of making a bsky blocklist that includes literally everyone but I'm sure that's been done at least 20x by now.

@hockeyviz.com 2nd edition is out! socviz.co

It's canon that that venom can make you do drugs and waterboard people but can't turn you gay.

Installing AI in the DoD call it the warslop pact.

Getting the cadence this wrong should be a jailable offense

I'm the second person on bsky to think up Greenlandschluss. I just checked.

So you don't in fact want me to update my expiring card? Fix your shit!

Thanks Amazon Rufus© AI assistant! It's just what I wanted.

Bury me here you only need to rent the plot!

When you know it's slop but you can't stop scrolling the feed, that's Grokholm Syndrome.

brb i’m off to narnia

Best round yet I think

Only a government url could be this cool. Port 8080 lmao.

Smh

Who says you need to go to a forest to forage?

First against the wall: Webdevs who disable pasting into routing number or account number fields on payment forms.

West coast living 🫣

Sorry Corey

WFH ftw

I checked, and there actually isn't anything in the rulebook saying the leafs can't win.

"There comes a time in every man's life where he must play some Baldur's Gate." - Mivsan_NT 2017

So a skeet can only be 300 characters but the alt text for an image can be thousands and thousands. Just saying.

Free idea: Game review youtube channel called Steam Dreck

How come no one makes ai for anything useful? Like a button on my remote that fast forwards exactly an entire commercial break.

Idle games are so mindless yet so fun. Lizard brain shit.

Make sure to rotate your plants weekly. Or don’t, I ain’t your boss.

Screwed again!!!

RIP Chris Moore.

Who even cares about the panama canal any more now that the northwest passage is ice free like half the fucken year?

If Canada didn't want to join the land of the free they wouldn't have named their minister Freeland.

Have there been any studies on whether dogs understand elevators? I feel this is pretty important.

Posting to the new yosfeed

I found the platonic mushroom today

Great timing! It was only when Pope Francis wrote LAUDATO SI’ that dogs are now allowed in to heaven.

Almost lol

I am the Kwisatz Haderach. Only I may put a q-tip in my ear. Only I may eat vegetables without rinsing them first. Only I may eschew testing all of my smoke detectors monthly. Only I may use a firm toothbrush.

Extremely shameful revision of history in realtime

Has anyone said Twinkubus yet?