Natalie Washington

If we have an emergency situation I'm getting absolutely smashed I can tell you that much

The UK government is the proponent of most of the hostile acts I have to think about

Has anyone opened the book on when Cesc Fabregas will get fired by Chelsea yet?

In a surprising development the BBC doesn't seem to be carrying this

Spending a lot of time thinking about this and becoming more depressed

you can tell just how imported the culture war lines are because the reality is that white britain is one of the most secular demographics on earth.

Part of my purchasing decision for my current car is that it's an old enough model that it has buttons and knobs

They absolutely did this infographic just to do an imperialism on Ireland again didn't they

World class thread

New blog: Leaving the UK with a heavy heart. growinguptransgender.com/2026/10/02/l...

The funny thing is that I would hazard a guess that roughly 100% of the people in prison for social media posts, which is probably single figures of people, are all people whose politics Elon Musk would hate.

See my last post - again, we told you all about these people and what they were about

When I saw Abigail Shrier's name on this it all made sense. Do remember that we told everyone what these people were about, and you chose not to listen to us.

Oh no the worst discourse you know is incoming

1/🧵 From the agenda for next week’s meeting at NHS Wales. But we can assume the arbitrary decision to “pause” referrals was made on a summary of the same information. And, after a month, there is still nothing of substance that can be presented. Sorry, but people should lose their job for this.

Any normal person in the world talking about a physical assault they experienced: yeah someone punched me and I got away Americans: YOU SHOULD CARRY PEPPER SPRAY AND A HANDGUN AND AN M1 ABRAMS MAIN BATTLE TANK AND A BFG9000 FROM THE GAME DOOM AND A PORTAL GUN AND NAPALM AND AND AND

Who could have foreseen Ed Sheeran being a wastrel

Life really is a series of incessant disappointments. Sometimes you'll be like "oh well it was too hot and dry this summer but at least there weren't too many wasps" and some poindexter will be like "actually the tiny flapping wings of the wasp are what keeps the world rotating on its axis" PISS OFF

I say this a lot but the type of people who are very exercised about 'fairness in sport' are always very quiet about Norway's consistent dominant outperformance of the Pacific island nations at skiing

Isn't she British? Schools did not kick out at noon because at noon the first plane hadn't even hit, and even then it was hours before anyone really knew what was going on. She is *obviously* lying

The only thing I think it's possible to take from this poll is that the Welsh are the most honest population

There's a hell of a lot of problems in society where a significant cause is that people are fearful of enacting consequences for wrongdoing because the wrongdoers will lie about what they're being punished for. The solution isn't to not punish them, it's to be loud & clear about what they did wrong

What on god's green earth is wrong with these people? This might have been a decent argument if they hadn't heavily undermined it by failing to act as the EHRC and the courts gutted the Equality Act on several counts already

jon ronson has written a book about men who go crazy online and he's dedicated an entire chapter to graham linehan. graham is not going to like the observer review.

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Sailors on the Benfold should have thought about the army

Do not look directly at the apocalypse

Very weird to be living for weeks through what has so far been the worst UK drought since records began and for the Prime Minister to have still said absolutely nothing about it