Guy Incognito

UCF shoulda gone for 2, right?

Glad to see Michigan really used their bye week to get the offense back on track.

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Rodger Sherman

@rodger.bsky.social

Honestly the odds of Smith going up and catching a bad Sayin pass in triple coverage was about as high as the odds of Sayin successfully throwing the ball to a wide open guy

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

Indiana quadrupled-teamed Jeremiah Smith, leaving Bo Jackson open for the TD.

Whatever - I’ve seen plenty of executions by firing squad:

Michigan beats Oklahoma. Oklahoma beats Texas. We’re transitive #1. I love this dumb sport.

I hate college football so much… until next week.

20 Sept

I hope they storm the field and steal Lane Kiffen’s wallet.

19 Sept

This Michigan offense simply isn’t good enough to blow anyone out. So turnovers are going to be extremely costly.

nytimes.comDoes your college football roster cost $8M or $50M? Here's our report on 68 teams (Gift Article)The best teams are, on average, the ones paying players the most, but there's a wide disparity between the schools at the top and the bottom of major conferences.

16 Sept

Ok but why does this look like a fish?

Jason Kirk@jasonkirk.fyi

So much work by my colleagues went into this. (To be clear I did absolutely none of that work, but saying "so much work by my colleagues went into this" is an old trick that makes people think you must have been really helpful. Keep that one in mind for when you need it)

13 Sept

Put it in the Louvre:

8 Sept

When the thing first went down between LSU and the SEC, I asked the question: how soon will a team file a lawsuit to determine the outcome of a game? I was half joking, but we’re already feeling awfully close, aren’t we?

Kyle Wittinghan is 2-0 in the big house and I hated both games.

There’s a very real chance we lose this game 13-10 and if we do, I’m done with college football.

Phew… I guess.

Why does the ref sound like AI?

apnews.comTrump mulls renaming Lake Ontario as 'Lake America.' Canadians balk at the ideaPresident Donald Trump is floating the idea of renaming Lake Ontario to become “Lake America” as his trade war with Canada intensifies.

26 Aug

If Trump renames Lake Ontario to Lake America, rather than using HOMES to remember the Great Lakes, we’ll use SHAME: apnews.com/article/trum...

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Chad Finn

@chadfinn.bsky.social

25 Aug

You’d think more people with means would want to do the sorts of things that make you beloved forever.

25 Aug

There should be a standard correlation between hotel stars and type of toilet paper. Thank you.

@kentremendous.bsky.social

24 July

Google Gemini is a genius:

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Ken Tremendous

7 July

Nobody ruins a vibe better than Trump

6 July

Balogun gonna score 8 goals tonight and everyone’s gonna lose their shit.

Alex Shephard@alexshephard.bsky.social

lol… lmao even

6 July

But most importantly, we should continue to believe everything they say.

Arin Dube@arindube.bsky.social

The hype that wasn't ... How AI leaders are rapidly changing their tune. (from the WSJ) Link: www.wsj.com/tech/ai/ai-w...

nytimes.comBelgium granted right to appeal against FIFA’s Folarin Balogun ban decision (Gift Article)Balogun is currently able to face Belgium in Monday's round-of-16 game after his ban was suspended by FIFA.

6 July

Finally what everyone wants: World Cup Calvinball!!!

Michael Caley@michaelcaley.bsky.social

FIFA has how made up some kind of insane appeal process and could rescind the Balogun red card recension no notes www.nytimes.com/athletic/742...

5 July

Belgian soccer team:

Sam Kunti@samindrakunti.bsky.social

Statement from Belgian FA.

umhoops.comDallas Mavericks hire Dusty May | UM Hoops.comThe Dallas Mavericks are hiring Dusty May as their new head coach, as first reported by Shams Charania. May spent two years in Ann Arbor and won a National Championship, Big Ten Championship and Big T...

22 June

I am not happy about this: umhoops.com/2026/06/22/d...

20 June

You might think he’s insane (and he is), but in this case I’m sure that anyone who might be held accountable is telling him this: truthsocial.com/@realDonaldT...

14 June

Stop making me like the Knicks!

da birchman@brch.mn

6 June

As someone who watches lots of college basketball and barely any regular season NBA, the lack of commercials in the playoffs has been an epiphany. If the NBA can leave money on the table to improve the viewing experience, why can’t the NCAA?!?!

youtube.comThe Four Lads - Istanbul (not Constantinople)YouTube video by Ulduz Mammadova

1 June

TIL: Istanbul (Not Constantinople) by They Might be Giants is a cover of a song from 1953: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcze...

espn.comTexas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby to enter gambling addiction programTexas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby is checking into a residential treatment program for a gambling addiction, sources told ESPN.

27 Apr

Very soon (if not already), we need to stop assuming that all of the people playing the games we watch are playing to win and that they don’t have other misaligned incentives: www.espn.com/college-foot...

15 Apr

We should listen to master theologian JD Vance who shares the gospel by dragging his family to church and having his wife shush the kids… www.nytimes.com/2024/10/12/m...

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cyrus

@professorbutts.com

14 Apr

no one wants to hear it but r/nba has some of the greatest minds of our time

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huffpost.comMultiple Women Accuse Rep. Eric Swalwell Of Sexual Assault, MisconductThe top contender for California governor flatly denied the allegations as fellow Democrats called for him to drop out of the race.

11 Apr

Oh. So Melania was just trying to create a distraction from the swalwell news Nice! www.huffpost.com/entry/eric-s...

10 Apr

Hey @jonbois.bsky.social. You know what they say? You haven’t made it until you’ve been a clue in the Atlantic midi crossword puzzle…

1 Apr

Me (having complained about the temperature about 90% of days this winter): It’s too hot. I prefer the cold.

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Mayor Humdouger

@brittfar.bsky.social

30 Mar

Replying to @sickoscommittee.org

Nice

nytimes.comCollege football’s targeting penalty will no longer come with first-half suspension after ejection (Gift Article)Targeting offenders will still be ejected from the game, and repeat offenders will have stiffer penalties.

19 Mar

Next on the docket, they’ll try to decide what the hell is targeting…

Chris Vannini@chrisvannini.com

Headline: Football targeting penalties no longer carry over into the first half of the next game. The bigger story: The proposal to cover legs didn't pass. The football short-shorts may live on! www.nytimes.com/athletic/713...

19 Feb

Carlos one if by land, two if by sea, three if Baerga.

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9 Feb

They should’ve gone for 2, right?

7 Feb

6 Feb

It’s so dumb that there are all these competitions before the opening ceremonies. When I become president of the IOC, games will all be between the opening and closing ceremonies. I will be running on the campaign theme: “Make the Olympics long enough.”

26 Jan

Anyone want to guess how she opens the meeting? My money is on: “The president’s poll numbers are hurting. That’s bad for America.”

Ben Mullin@benmullin.bsky.social

NEWS: Bari Weiss will hold an all-hands meeting to discuss the future of CBS News tomorrow, per note that just went out to employees.

en.wikipedia.orgDanny Sprinkle - Wikipedia

15 Jan

TIL: Danny Sprinkle isn’t a children’s tv host: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_S...

10 Jan

A lot of Indiana alumni are going to pretend they ever went to a football game.

m.youtube.comMichigan QB Davis Warren's inspirational fight with childhood leukemia | College GameDayYouTube video by ESPN College Football

29 Dec 2025

With Davis Warren entering the transfer portal, posting this here for posterity: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZLo.... He beat Leukemia before going on to beat MSU, OSU, and Alabama. We are so lucky to have had him leading our team. An unforgettable Michigan hero.

26 Dec 2025

Of all the Whittingham takes I’ve seen, I haven’t seen the simplest one: He’ll be better than Sherrone.