TracketPacer

i feel like every other week i learn about a new guy in cybersecurity or networking who’s a batshit right wing christian freak who hates The Queers. im tired grandpa

what is wifi

it’s spider season in seattle, which means it’s time for me to abduct a bunch of juvenile orb weavers & rehome them in my garden

@tib3rius.bsky.social & i are streaming CRUSADER KINGS 3 tonight at 9pm ET/6pm PT! twitch.tv/tracketpacer

BGP

the pressure as a content creator to film fakeass B roll of myself crying is a battle i fight every day

It's happening. 🔥 Join @tracketpacer.com and I for a co-stream (watch either channel) where we play some Crusader Kings III. This Friday at 9pm ET.

burnt out, bummed out, but at least i have a dog ♥️

> work on project 2 days straight, very pleased with progress > nice diagram, good code, well-thought-out test plan > “thanks for doing this, Lexie, but we need to completely scrap it and do something much more over-engineered and complex” 😐

she YOLO’d the stairs when i wasn’t looking & turns out she’s a natural (horse)

current status

any advice for teaching a very scared dog how stairs work? 😅

some of u may remember me posting a fundraiser link ~2 yrs ago, where i smashed some network stuff to raise $ for a litter of puppies that my friends found on the side of the road in TX. well, things have come full circle bc i have now adopted one of those (grown) puppies!! her name is Siana ♥️

IT IS DOG DAY

hey so tiktok? fuck you

network engineering content that involves dog ?

if u have ever wanted to see me say “i can’t talk about that because ITAR” in person now’s your chance

i will be a panelist at WA NUG’s fall event this week, 9/24! come hang out if you’re in the seattle area! (it’s free, you just gotta RSVP) www.usnua.com/live/wanug-f...

last minute autumn beauty sunflowers are finally starting to bloom in the garden!

the amount of stuff that ethernet PHYs can report, & the depth it gets to, is wild. we don’t see half of it in our usual show commands, or any network GUI. and unless you have like, a PHY EVB, or a custom-made or jailbroken network device, this stuff just sits in the background

my number one tip for neurodivergent women surviving sociopathic corporate structures is lexapro

best rack planning software/tool?

every day i think “we can’t get more end stage capitalism than this” & then openai goes & hosts a LuXuRy iNfLuEnCeR eVeNt to… what, try to make everyone excited for the worst job market in a decade & AI shoved down all our throats??

“it’ll be easy” insists the architect genius to the low level IC who will actually have to implement the plan

don’t talk to me or my son ever again

need an excuse to get used to OBS/twitch again. will be streamin waterpark simulator tonight @ 5ish PT :3 we can talk networking or not! twitch.tv/tracketpacer

charge shark, update shark, get DHCP shark, enable NTP shark, enable toaster shark, deploy LLDP recon payload shark (…btw the other tool i used here to explore is the netally cyberscope!)

obviously im gonna go to pax west & purchase tea from every tea vendor there

in the last 5 months i have spent more time refuting claims made by claude about networking that software engineers insist i look into than actually doing network engineering.

every day of my life is just another day i do not have a dog (she’s on her way though don’t worry)

what if we kissed in the gator-filled flame trench just before launch

if i run over a cable w my car do yall think i can get it to connect at 5gbps?