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Welcome to TopNotAnalysis! For All Your Analytical/Review Needs in Film, Gaming & TV! Shoutout to my UC Advisor for suggesting this after I mentioned swearing off Twitter for... Ideological reasons... VERY ideological reasons. To put it mildly😂 #smallyoutuber #gaming #film #analysis

Love Sifu, but 90% of the swaggiest outfits were only unlockable by beating the game at least once, meaning you don't get to look as cool in your first campaign (in the pre-Arena Mode days). Hope Spine has a healthy balance or workaround for its skins on not getting them too early or too late.

I'm sorry, SBR Stroheim is so "an American doing a German accent", but its like, 70% American, 10% German and 20% lisp!

Fine... I'll do it myself

Cyberpunk Edgerunners 2? Hell yeah! Chainsmoker Cat? Hell yeah! Avatar Seven Havens? Imperfect, but still hell yeah! Jojo's Steel Ball Run? Maybe not a hell yeah, but a comfortable Yes Please and Thank You. Helluva Boss? Helluva Yeah, especially if it sticks the landing.

name a non-LotR character who is a cool and good person but would nevertheless set land speed records for getting fucked up by the One Ring

Recording a podcast episode that will release on TopNotAnalysis eventually. Stay tuned.

The phrase "sell water to a fish" makes no sense to me because surely it'd be more impressive to sell air to a fish.

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Seeing the new Cyberpunk season got me thinking of a slightly off color joke about Hispanic characters named Miguel... Then I saw the well meaning but dense Bahn Mi lady and thought I'd rather not.

Shits about to get democratic from multiple managerial angles!

Vassago is so cool, I wish birds were real.

Can't believe its the 1 year anniversary of Dispatch. Feels like only a few months ago I was sprawling through Chase tiktok edits and thinkpieces comparing it to Mixtape, but maybe thats just my fyp being fluffed up.

The way I want to open mouth snog Phantom Blade Zero and Onimusha if they were people isn't even funny, I swear, it's like my HEMA sword-autism phase got an edgy reboot!

Against my better judgement... I might narrow my mohawk... Is what I have even a mohawk?? It might not be???

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I'm like, 40% ball and gun gamer, 60% sword and story gamer.

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If you haven't checked out Shyamalan's Youtube channel it's actually incredibly charming, just a guy talking about his love of movies and making movies.

Everybody gangsta till the mean dialogue option comes up

Coming To America For Tax Purposes

Watching episode 4 of Seven Havens: I've heard of good cop bad cop. Never heard of Sensible Cop, Bad At Being A Cop, and Actual People Person.

Haven't seen the Bass Reeves anime yet, but hope its somehow continuous with that Yasuke amime from yonks ago

Concept: With all the new laws to online activity that have been changed lately and basically having to show your passport to have a w@nk in this country... How cool would it be if our next prime minister was a flagrant pervert who's unashamed to improve sex workers rights on that basis alone.

And if I may also add: Blair White is Samantha Lux's Wario

Damn, with all the Man City memes I've seen lately, I sure picked a bad time to quit football security.

Edited together some shorts of that evil twink Lux! Cannot tell me that mf isn't smoking some wasp-scented Milo Yianopolis doobies.

Welp, half my favorite reviewers love Digger and half my favorite political commentators don't, so look forward to my upcoming Letterboxd!

Episode 2 of KOG was so damn good yall, I wanna make good juju again.

Scooby Doo and the Cyber Chase was so good. Ik it wasn't set up for a sequel, but I think a sequel would be dope as hell, yes.

Imagine, if you will, an alternate universe where Nonce means nonsense and Gerry means geriatric.

Posh Twat Franky is equally horrific and hilarious, I'm sorry 😭

I don't say this lightly... "Draco Malfoid" is a psyop, right? Is that what this is? Very well might be!?

The concept of Patois anime dubs, got me thinking sentences like "Mi nuh have enemies, badman" *kisses teeth*.

The phrase "domo arigracias" came to mind. Part of the new Big 3 with Kounichiwargwarn and Sumimasorry

To counteract all the "look at this Problematic bloke/blokette in King of the Hilll" posts... That motorcycle episode was really sweet ^^.

Don't mind me yall, just having a yell to get out some emotions yall... AAÀAAAAAAÁAAAAAAAAAAÀAAĂAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!... sigh

I don't know all the specifics with the Jacob Geller allegations, but I'm unsubscribing till further notice. I hope the truth comes to light soon. It may be parasocial relationship, but hold your boys to account.

Against my worse judgement, I WILL be telling on myself in the next short!

I mentioned so many real people and characters in this episode, yet the one person highlighted is the fictional Dick Tracy Meets Nick Mullen character that is not just fictional, but fictional in the context of an entirely different game's universe!!!

MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME

Yall think it would work if I lay these in front a wall I photorealistically painted a tunnel onto?

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I got a bit carried away yall