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Android Auto before: Me: Play kpop demon hunters golden AA: Sure <plays song> Android Auto Gemini: Me: Play kpop demon hunters golden AA: I've found 12 songs named golden (lists them), would you like one of these? Me: yes kpop demon hunters AA: more chat <plays obscure acoustic cover version>

On classical music album covers why are in the ubiquitous headshots the women mostly smiling and the men mostly doing that weird tortured contemplating something pose?

Cats 🐱 rule the world 🌎 😊😺🐾🥰

Ranking of best to worst post office PMs. As in entirely based on post office dignity/quality of any public utterances/ability to not shit the bed. Something like Major Brown May Sunak Cameron Johnson Truss Blair The noble strategy of shutting up gets you mid table. Truss being ignored pips Blair

Only two historical metaphors in one sentence? Show some ambition.

Umm..

Ollie Pope and Zac Crawley are out.

HMRC official going about their business sending Angela Rayner her investigation results knowing it's going to cause some shit today.

I know there's a lot of window dressing going on here, but basically if I'm still alive at 93 I'll be pretty pleased. Fair play to her.

Ed Milliband and Andy Burnham are leadership contenders. José Mourinho heading to the Bernabéu. Tbh 2010 is a terrible year to head for and I've no idea where they are going with this at all.

I can't shake the image of him holding court at the BAFTA after-party as Stephen Graham and Steve Coogan quiz him on how to make the most out of their clubcards.

Kier Starmer resignation speculation being covered on Newsround. He's lost the kids. I've seen enough.

Ok stupid game. Maptap but finding Antipodes. Aiming for the biggest negative score. www.maptap.gg May 8 12😝 1🤮 4😭 3🤮 3🤮 Final score: -240

8 1/2 hours of this may be the cheap, quick and efficient answer to more non custodial sentencing the UK has been looking for.

I will watch it as it going to be right up my street and I'm looking forward to it. But in the back of my mind is the fact giving a story named Odyssey, often described as an epic to Christopher Nolan is just asking for trouble.

Final photo of the final session of the final day of heriditary peers sitting in the house of lords.

My favorite part of The Hunt for Red October is when Jack Ryan explains what turbulence is to a British Airways flight attendant

Smart revenue raiser. Loads of people will renew with years left to beat it, and loads will renew when it gets repealed with 7 years left. $$$

Kraken's been promoted from mythical to real. A long overdue and deserved appointment in my opinion.

Noughties indie lyrics by Ed Jones. Perfect.

People are assuming this is a new development in salmon, but I'm sorry "I'm gunna swim up this mountain, who's with me?" is pretty suspicious. Sure buddy, only once in a while is it, if you say so

The new candy crush 3D is quite hard. Stuck on level 12 if anyone has any tips?

Pet peeve. When only the deluxe album is available on streaming. When you know it well you start humming the first bars of the next song, then something else you've never heard comes along. I love finding new music, but I also want the nostalgic warm milk of that exact* CD I used to own sometimes

Lots of people talk about using their funeral to take the piss one last time. But total respect to people who actually do so. RIP Sandra.

Mood: Rail replacement bus service.

Well, yes and no.

"To the town hall!" "Ur no, the sausages aren't done yet, we've got to follow the Nord line towards the big Carrefour for a bit"

Not falling for this one yet again. "Standard's pretty low really, not too serious at all -just a bit of a run out". -CRUNCH

Transatlantic stowaway fox. Respect her gumption, just I hope her social media feed isn't political.

"Here are the keys to my frustrated nostalgia. May it make your lives as small and bitter as it did mine."

I bet some staff are secretly pissed the fully staffed ghost train got cancelled. Imagine the bliss of being scheduled on your first Monday morning train to the buffet car on an empty train, and you could just read a book or whatever. Best gig on an Avanti.

Tfw you forget to cancel your free peace board trial membership in time but you've already given them your credit card details.

Bats at No.4 for Australia

I got chiles They’re multiplying

New Batman

Left: Never washes a tea spoon, leaves it on the side in a little puddle. Centre: Ate a kebab in the office for lunch in September which stank. Right: Gave his boss profanisaurus in the secret Santa. All three on standing in the rain during the big January storm duty.

Wake up babe. A new unit of astronomical measurement just dropped.

It must be fun doing the social media for a low stakes embassy/country pair. This or the cheese toasty that made people thirsty as fun soft diplomacy. Without the need to be earnest or the risk of accidentally starting a massive incident that would come with a more aggro embassy/country pairing.

Just defrosted the freezer, with all the contents in the garden when it's sub zero outside. Am I unjustifiably smug with my pretty basic plan? Yes.