toothpick

there is something abt the character designs of the goofy movie universe that makes me wildly uncomfortable. and i’ve never understood the horniness towards it. they’re just… not furry or human enough. it’s too in the middle and unsettling.

hate when i wake up and my body’s like “hey guess what? you’re anxious! wanna know why? too bad!! feel electricity shooting through your system and have stomach problems! :)))”

rlly wish my name was jake so whenever my friends texted me wyd i could respond with “jaking it”

i hate myself so fucking much for not being able to speak spanish.

the next mass effect being cancelled is unfortunately for the better. it was never going to be what it used to be. the originals were such a beautiful and passionate product of their time. that era of storytelling via video games is long gone. smiling because it happened.

my body isn’t a temple it’s more like a taco bell in the inner part of a midwestern city

i need to viciously bite some ass

normie facebook has been doxxing all of you to me lately lmfao

walkin around canadian walmart with a boner at 9am

i love touring i love being on a perpetual adventure like i’m in a pokemon episode i love seeing the hidden corners of the world and the sides of roads that almost no one would ever have any business seeing

my favorite part about touring is getting jacked off in a buccees

as a freak, stolas was right.

my feed has been nothing but femboy ass and world atrocities lately so i’ve had a very confusing merry go round of emotions when i open my phone

i do puppy paws at the automatic hand towel dispenser

Just leave me here #berensart2026

farts are such bullshit. what do you mean i gotta do this??

the importance of kink and radical forms of expression in regards to the advancement of queer community growth and rights will never be talked about enough. i’ll never stop advocating for people to un-clutch their pearls and learn to be okay with people being themselves out loud.

do not ever text me something like “guess i’m botherin ya x3” if i don’t respond within like a half hour

legit in the mood to find and watch some 1920s silent porn

pup hoods are only beautiful in the eyes of those who are pure of heart

imagine your clean out fails on your wedding night

i always feel sick to my stomach whenever i see some casually filmed cell-phone footage of a child having an embarrassing moment. like damn dude literally no one is safe from assholes creating a HeheHaha forever keepsake out of our most vulnerable moments.

5AM acrylic

just have the spontaneous gay sex and if he shits he shits

if i was link i woulda let the world burn so i could stay a puppy dog forever

i’ll never understand the “i don’t need you” mentality. i need everyone i have ever known.

there is no greater sense of extremely gut wrenching painful relief than realizing the fears you’ve been obsessively compulsively obsessing over daily for years have always been unfounded. i’ve wasted so much time.

TLDR: Fur Affinity's advertising partners are demanding that they ban adult content. Sciggles and FA want to firmly tell them to go fuck themselves. If they're going to be able to afford to do that, they need the community's help. Pitch in. Keep furry weird. www.furaffinity.net/journal/1143...

will never understand ppl who don’t eat ass. do you also shy away from sunsets? will you not bathe in the natural holy waters of a crystal glacier given then chance? do you shut your eyes at the moon? cover your ears at the sound of the howling winds? it’s a tragedy.

got condescendingly told “welcome to being an adult” when i was like 28 after i was just casually discussing how i really enjoyed discovering the efficiency of meal prepping freezer burritos and i haven’t stopped being irked by it since.

GRAND THEFT SCAMPI VI

It’s ✨🍂Foxtober 🍂✨

i know it smell like love and joy and happiness and togetherness and unconditional love and compassion for the bountiful friendships that carry us from one side of existence to the other in there

i love it when east coast ppl take nudes in like a Cursed Death Fuck Basement of Despair with absolutely zero self-awareness to the fact that it looks insane

i’m on tour and the band/crew keep talking about how badly they miss their cats, dogs, kids, etc and i’m over here missing my twink. 😔

walked outside and it smelled like flu season 🍁🍂

this probably feels good as fuuuuuuck if ur a orca whale

idk how people clean out and not rinse off in the shower real quick right after

finally realizing at 31 that samus aran is one of the coolest characters of all time and that i should have never slept on metroid just cuz it was too hard as a kid

ppl make fun of femboys getting older and i get it but it truly is jarring when you get older and you don’t recognize your reflection anymore. and you’re left with the question of “oh god should i have just been on estrogen the entire time or do i somehow transition into manhood”

me asking for my close friend of 6 years’ first name so i can put them on the guest list

hot tub time machine 2 BROKE me [3:34:53]

i need raven beak in smash