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surprise: my second album, SUMMER OF GUNS, is streaming everywhere now

Hi folks, suffice to say I'm ending my creative partnership with Jacob Geller in light of recent news. Best wishes to everyone affected.

please respect my privacy at this time

Ande Christenson had this to say after he lost yesterday’s contentious Wordle 👀 (via @toadchurch.quest)

grateful to have whipped up a handful of graphics for @leovader.com's latest. made this cute, cheesy intro plus a handful of titles and transitions used throughout. full vid below if you haven't seen it! inspiring and impressive and thoughtful www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kbdk...

when jay z talks about his plugs he is referring to the Dutch East India Company

spending money makes me wanna kill myself even when i receive the thing. how do people gamble

hey i made a font. never made one before but i whipped it up in a quick fashion and i thought it was nice so now you get to have it for free if you'd like. no rights reserved, put it in whatever you want download below via my website :-) toadchurch.quest/courtyardii

Do you think the checkout guy knows what we’re getting up to later

next weekend we’re doing a comedy show on the radio in the middle of the night. it’s gonna be wildly, hypnotically stupid and i’m so stoked. you don’t need to be in Orlando to tune in! you can listen live via www.wprk.org or the WPRK app on yo smart phone when the time comes poster by me :-)

it's not every video where you get to be in full zombie makeup in a public park!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXl...

yeah mate that'd probably be a big part of mine too

taking inventory: i’ve met at least 7 people in my life named sam. some nice, some dicks, some guys, some gals. all sams. i met a new sam last week. how many more sams am i gonna be introduced to? do i only have like 20 new sams left before i die?

genuinely burst out laughing at this dvd i found at the thrift store

my favorite bumper i made for our latest vid :-0

tell the world! our fashionably late Summer ‘25 edition is out now on YouTube. we hope u love it :-)

Bogo is my favorite thing in the world to work on. we put out another 20-minute episode of our sketch show a few days ago and you didn’t see it because i’m bad at remembering to promote stuff! go watch it!! damn!!!!

honestly if i was the guy who had to come up with names for the chipettes i’d have gone totally route 1. “Allison, Tiffany, Simone, bang there we go. when’s lunch.” so props to whoever did it for taking a big swing. you believed in yourself and it paid off

i got my wisdom teeth out this morning and felt like this the whole time

netflix loves to call a comedy special “irreverent”

Would be really nice to get some work in soon:

this will surprise nobody who knows anything about my music taste but i am a huge fan of the new @jcz.bsky.social album

16 Times Sheldon Cooper Was A Whole Mood

Wendys vlog 😈🫟🫟

surprise! our Spring '25 edition is out now on YouTube. sorry for the wait. enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH8G...

hi this is what ive been working on for a while now. more sketches featuring my funny friends whom i love oh so much. it should have been out way earlier but life happens. it's a good video though!! watch it when you have like, a lunch break to spare or something.

3 AM making peace with the fact i will never grow a worthwhile mustache and finally shaving the bullshit off my face

ACAB includes Deputy Grapefruit of the Berry Village Police Department, who just last week detained me at a traffic stop and seized the grub-grub seeds in my car with his butterfly net

drew harley quinn from the lego batman movie cuz her design is so awesome #HarleyQuinn

free names for youtube channels Oliver Thinks beatsbychuggz Lyrics World Braintree Sex Ed with Professor Tongue Matthewblox14 Damian Dogood Jon The Sorcerer Floaky Cash University pastabowls ThatClassyGamer - Nintendo, Comics, And More! Sanjay's Crafts

Yo..... Some of y'all are more worried about watching Back To The Future than about trying to Stack For The Future!!! 💰 (this post was written in 1985)

some mornings are good. other mornings you wake up at 7:00 AM in a pool of sweat after a dream where your ex-girlfriend facetimed you and now you have to go to work

track 2 of the new amine record is the most unfinished-sounding song i've heard in ages. a terrible demo of an idea that's not very good to start with. album is a swing and a miss for me. i liked the singles though!

unedited relics from the sd card

i see a lot of people talk about how the bluesky userbase is mostly insufferable but the way i use this site makes it so i don’t really see any strangers so i do not have this complaint at all

my campus library got shut down because of a fartpocalypse